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000- Holy Church Knight Caustic
@causticbotanist.bsky.social
35th. He/Him. Gay raccoon botanist whom enjoys a couple of FVNS, ttrpgs and minecramp.
PFP by Labby!
Header by nature
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Are we sure Trump isn’t already dead; and this whole presidency isn’t some kind of Weekend and Bernie’s type situation?
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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We're presently ironing out some bugs on our end, we're working as quickly as possible!

If there are difficulties with the website, I would recommend clearing the website caches and refreshing the page in the meantime!
Welcome back, Stranger!
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November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Glow 🎨
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Big vtubers can do the most blatant, horrible thing and then people will go "b-b-but they said they were sowwy so its ok now" like...that is not how it works, pookie.

Especially when a huge part of the vtubing fanbase is...like...*that*.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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When your big titty dommy mommy oshi starts bitching about "woke ideology" and blaming "snowflakes" for backlash because she thought an Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS cosplay was a good idea in the Year Of Our Lord 2025
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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don’t bring your little fake feds with their camo pants and their skull masks here, we don’t like it
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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borrowed time, easter egg, macintosh (1985) 'enter the command 'burger' at any time to get beheaded with an axe. this is part of a long-running inside joke on the part of interplay co-founder rebecca "burger" heineman.' tcrf.net/Borrowed_Tim...
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Whining about "woke ideology" while wearing ~that~ outfit?
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Pookielicious
August 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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My friend's hunting lodge,
we used to play Heroes V there
September 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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If Zangoose and Seviper dated each other
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Boosting this real quick since the month is almost over, if anyone does have any idea on Jess' whereabouts please do let us know. A lot of us are very worried about Jess and we are hoping that they are okay
Hey, has anyone heard from @jesskay.bsky.social recently? I and others I have talked to haven't heard from her in bout 11 days now, just wanna make sure she is okay.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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What nicknames do you have for deer sonas? 🦌🤔
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I started making a list on here for artists that don’t label their lewds that well. Idk if that kind of mute-list would be helpful but I’m personally tired of seeing unwanted wolf dong
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
So when calling payment processors about this nsfw blanket ban…what do I say if they ask for my account?
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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It's worth mentioning that Matty didn't even upload his drawing when he got banned, didn't link his socials on his profile, & the client left no comments in his donation. By all accounts, both parties took every precaution they could

Something isn't right here and I have some thoughts
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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The original Let It Die was famous for its absolutely amazing soundtrack. Akira Yamaoka went and got in touch with a HUNDRED of his favourite indie bands and commissioned each to do a track named 'let it die'. The result was borderline mystical.

They're AI-generating the music here.

Fuck that.
The Let it Die sequel - Let it Die: Inferno - which is coming out next week (4th December), seems to have been built using a considerable amount of generative AI. https://bit.ly/4ol7lIA
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!”

also trump:
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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If they're so smart why don't they cook themselves
June 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Local tiger spotted increasing sea levels 😳⚠️
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM