Crane
@celandine-crane.bsky.social
A warrior-eunuch of the digital era.
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Crane
@celandine-crane.bsky.social
· Aug 5
What if a hot older dyke was wearing a leather jacket with nothing under it, what then?
Extremely funny for me to discover the author of *Warhound* is British, which means there's an extremely high chance I'm only like two degrees of separation away from her.
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Extremely funny for me to discover the author of *Warhound* is British, which means there's an extremely high chance I'm only like two degrees of separation away from her.
tfw your girlfriend doms you over voice while you're watching TV together and tells you to suck your fingers as if they're her cock so she can listen to you gag on it while she masturbates 🥴
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
tfw your girlfriend doms you over voice while you're watching TV together and tells you to suck your fingers as if they're her cock so she can listen to you gag on it while she masturbates 🥴
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Got some Kodak 400 TX developed. Here are a few photos that I ended up liking most.
I think this theme is all about water. Wasn’t planned but I guess that is what I get for living on the coast.
I think this theme is all about water. Wasn’t planned but I guess that is what I get for living on the coast.
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Got some Kodak 400 TX developed. Here are a few photos that I ended up liking most.
I think this theme is all about water. Wasn’t planned but I guess that is what I get for living on the coast.
I think this theme is all about water. Wasn’t planned but I guess that is what I get for living on the coast.
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A lot of journalists are writing stories about DIY now and I don't trust any of them not to scaremonger about it to build support for crackdowns. I've refused requests for interviews on this. Do not talk to the media about DIY.
Trans people need to be careful about talking about DIY. Yes talk about it in the general sense, quote the facts and figures but be careful. Don't give away sources to cis folks. Don't talk to journalists about the details. They're coming for it.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
A lot of journalists are writing stories about DIY now and I don't trust any of them not to scaremonger about it to build support for crackdowns. I've refused requests for interviews on this. Do not talk to the media about DIY.
I told my GF earlier that sometimes I can go a whole couple of hours without thinking of her, and then I remember she's real and I love her and I get all emotional and gooey.
I may have been lying about the "go a couple of hours without thinking of her" part.
I may have been lying about the "go a couple of hours without thinking of her" part.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I told my GF earlier that sometimes I can go a whole couple of hours without thinking of her, and then I remember she's real and I love her and I get all emotional and gooey.
I may have been lying about the "go a couple of hours without thinking of her" part.
I may have been lying about the "go a couple of hours without thinking of her" part.
So I got an amazon voucher from my sister for my birthday, and I thought "ooh, I know what I can do, I can finally buy a copy of Warhound, I've been meaning to read that!"
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So I got an amazon voucher from my sister for my birthday, and I thought "ooh, I know what I can do, I can finally buy a copy of Warhound, I've been meaning to read that!"
My girlfriend is the best woman in the world.
If you have a girlfriend or wife of your own, I hope you reflexively and profoundly disagree. She deserves that from you.
If you have a girlfriend or wife of your own, I hope you reflexively and profoundly disagree. She deserves that from you.
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My girlfriend is the best woman in the world.
If you have a girlfriend or wife of your own, I hope you reflexively and profoundly disagree. She deserves that from you.
If you have a girlfriend or wife of your own, I hope you reflexively and profoundly disagree. She deserves that from you.
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I do just find myself in conversations that make me laugh
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I do just find myself in conversations that make me laugh
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Girlfriends are pretty great. Whoever invented girlfriends nailed it
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Girlfriends are pretty great. Whoever invented girlfriends nailed it
Every once in a while lately I catch sight of myself in a mirror unexpectedly and get jumpscared by how feminine I look. It's getting harder and harder to see a man there.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Every once in a while lately I catch sight of myself in a mirror unexpectedly and get jumpscared by how feminine I look. It's getting harder and harder to see a man there.
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The energy wasted by governments and companies trying to keep people from accessing the services we need vastly outweighs the energy it would take to produce sufficient resources that everybody can have what they need.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The energy wasted by governments and companies trying to keep people from accessing the services we need vastly outweighs the energy it would take to produce sufficient resources that everybody can have what they need.
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There are forces in the world trying to take the things - community, friends, lovers - we love most away from us. The most earnest, rational, and effective response is to love those things unflinchingly, to give ourselves over entirely to caring for and maintaining those things.
FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
There are forces in the world trying to take the things - community, friends, lovers - we love most away from us. The most earnest, rational, and effective response is to love those things unflinchingly, to give ourselves over entirely to caring for and maintaining those things.
Birthday party picture from yesterday featuring @ashleyfinch.bsky.social and @pandorahex.bsky.social along with my other wonderful friends :)))
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Birthday party picture from yesterday featuring @ashleyfinch.bsky.social and @pandorahex.bsky.social along with my other wonderful friends :)))
You uh, quite sure on that pronounciation, Mister Spock?
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You uh, quite sure on that pronounciation, Mister Spock?
The rare Esperanto version of Star Trek.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The rare Esperanto version of Star Trek.
Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend agreed to try wax play on me. She'd seemed a bit trepid, because when we tried it on *her* it hurt too much for her to bear and she was a little nervous about hurting me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend agreed to try wax play on me. She'd seemed a bit trepid, because when we tried it on *her* it hurt too much for her to bear and she was a little nervous about hurting me.
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
Just had the best sex of my life. (So far.)
Cannot recommend strongly enough "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Every birthday week is improved by "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Cannot recommend strongly enough "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Every birthday week is improved by "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just had the best sex of my life. (So far.)
Cannot recommend strongly enough "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Every birthday week is improved by "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Cannot recommend strongly enough "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Every birthday week is improved by "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Rewatching favourite movies with my terrifyingly observant girlfriend is a headtrip sometimes.
Did you know that Bill Paxton, ("Game over man, game over!" from Aliens) is one of the three punks who confront the Terminator at the start of the first movie?
Did you know that Bill Paxton, ("Game over man, game over!" from Aliens) is one of the three punks who confront the Terminator at the start of the first movie?
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Rewatching favourite movies with my terrifyingly observant girlfriend is a headtrip sometimes.
Did you know that Bill Paxton, ("Game over man, game over!" from Aliens) is one of the three punks who confront the Terminator at the start of the first movie?
Did you know that Bill Paxton, ("Game over man, game over!" from Aliens) is one of the three punks who confront the Terminator at the start of the first movie?
She's so fucking cute gang.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
She's so fucking cute gang.
Spending a whole week with my gf to celebrate my birthday and every morning I get to wake up next to the most pretty woman in the whole world and she smiles at me with love in her eyes and it's perfect.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Spending a whole week with my gf to celebrate my birthday and every morning I get to wake up next to the most pretty woman in the whole world and she smiles at me with love in her eyes and it's perfect.
I'm sorry I crushed your balls. But it's your fault for leaving your testicle there. You should have put it someplace else. Like in your inguinal canal.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm sorry I crushed your balls. But it's your fault for leaving your testicle there. You should have put it someplace else. Like in your inguinal canal.
