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They/Them | 30s | Kaw / Indigenous | Enby

I have a strange ability to break software in ways that aren't expected. Love learning new things.

Go Leafs Go!

❤ @auralytical.dev
Profile photo: Beaux (our dog)
Profile banner: Kraken vs Leafs game 2024.
Oh god. Or 14 year old dog lives to fling himself off the corner of the couch. So we’ve added a ramp (which he uses about 70% of the time now), two dog beds, and some old pillows for a soft landing. He still acts like he’s a puppy and it’s cute but terrifying…
my 15-year-old dog on the kitchen table with no exit strategy: 🥸
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Tried to take Beaux for a walk before it gets dark (and before the hockey games I want to watch start up) but he was having none of it. After his potty breaks he demanded to go back inside. “Everything is wet, it’s cold, and it is sprinkling. I hate it. I want my pile of blankets on the couch.”
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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And just like that, SFWA capitulates. Keep fighting. It works.
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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All Canadian Christmas Carols 🇨🇦🎄
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Here's my Starter Pack of AI slop-free Seattle and PNW news outlets. Please let me know if you know of more that have committed to not using AI. go.bsky.app/CgTfMoe
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m sad the Kraken lost, but I’m not disappointed. I think they held out really well for most of the game.

I’m hoping Montour isn’t out for too long with whatever injury he got :/
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The Leafs game earlier made me want to nap until the last 5 mins of 3rd.

This Kraken game has kept me on the edge of my seat every minute of every period so far.
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hello Seattle Kraken! We love to see it! I have no idea what is going on in hockey today but this is much better than the last few weeks for both my favorite teams.
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Avs goalie giving some side eye there lol
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Okay hear me out: They were playing awful, then were boo'd by the crowd. Then they scored 3 goals and came back to win it.

Does this mean we should...boo them?! What do the hockey gods what?!
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Just kidding, now I'm absolutely stoked at 10 seconds later Joshua scores?!?!?!?!?!
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I am pleasantly surprised?!
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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DO SOMETHING.
The briefing with Hegseth and Rubio only reaffirmed what we already knew: the Trump Administration is in clear violation of domestic and international law—and our own Constitution.
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just got home to see I missed the “worst period of hockey so far this season.” That bad eh? I’m almost glad I missed it, but hopeful they get their shit together for 2nd and 3rd
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I uh…go out of bed, gave the dog his meds with his breakfast, and got him to go potty. That is the extent of my productivity today.

Oh and I took a tylenol in hopes to get this migraine to stop making my head pound when I think about moving.
✅ shower
✅ phone call with sister
✅ grocery delivery deferred from yesterday
✅ laundry

this is far too much productivity for a Sunday wtf
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hildeby ❤️

This one is not on you, and I hope you know that.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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We do not want to support MTG just bc of her feud w/ Trump/MAGA. It makes Democrats look like chumps when the establishment & media fall for extremists' publicity stunts & help sanitize their public image.

She hasn't changed. She never acknowledged or apologized for the harm she caused.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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We all should take the time to comment on this oppressive new data-vacuuming policy proposed by DHS/CBP, here's the information on how to do it:

And if you think it's no big deal because it applies only to foreigners, I urge you to read Niemoller's Elegy...

www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...
Agency Information Collection Activities; Revision; Arrival and Departure Record (Form I-94) and Electronic System for Travel Authorization (ESTA)
The Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) will be submitting the following information collection request to the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) for review an...
www.federalregister.gov
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I continue to have no sympathy left for whinging about how the public are rude about AI and feel threatened by it when the biggest players in the AI space have spent years very vocally and constantly *threatening the public*
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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It's almost time! #WholesomeSnack2025 starts in just a few minutes! Tune in now youtu.be/kYwGSLM8lsQ
Wholesome Snack: The Game Awards Edition 2025 - Video Game Showcase
YouTube video by Wholesome Games
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Not being able to watch the Leafs game tonight has been awful. I hated Amazon already, but why is the game restricted to Canada only?!
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Spoiler warning
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Had to make a short trip to the grocery store today. Entire round trip I went through 5 intersections with lights. 3 separate people ran 3 separate lights…

I won’t even get started on the stop signs and how many people run those.
just running red lights, what could go wrong
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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"Some of those nazis were very fine people."
"Canada isn't a real country, we should own them."
"Mexicans are rapist drug dealers."
"Haitian refugees eat your pets."
"Somalians are garbage people."

FIFA: "Bro, you're like the most peaceful motherfucker on earth, here's a trophy."
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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This Giving Tuesday, we're fundraising for the people and pets who need us most ❤️‍🩹

15outof10.org/2026-clinic-...
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM