Otto Wellwood
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Otto Wellwood
@cfbh.bsky.social
Striving to be less result oriented
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kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
What makes “The Emperor’s New Clothes” a fairytale is its happy ending
January 20, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I beat the eggs in self defense. I feared for my life
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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“When I first heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.”

—source unknown
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Simply a fact.
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Friendly reminder that we call eggplant eggplant because the "normal" eggplant used to look like this
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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Know your rights if ICE show up.

An important piece from @kimwehle.bsky.social and Zeteo:
What to Do If ICE Shows Up: Know Your Rights
Here are five guidelines for how to respond if US federal immigration agents stop, approach you, or knock at your door.
zeteo.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.

We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!

Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Skill 92/99
Luck 69/99
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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No, I’m sorry. This is the Human Resources department. Your boss wants you to go to the Human Racehorses department. They have an exciting new position for you.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.

The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.

Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM