Troy Bullwinkle
@chainmailandangst.bsky.social
SIU rugby Old Load with Gonzo trained eyes. One of the few blue bastards in the sea of red that is downstate Illinois. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️. If I hear anyone say "Your body, my choice" in front of me I will need bail money.
Mark Cuban is a punk bitch who USED TO BE a rugby player.
December 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Mark Cuban is a punk bitch who USED TO BE a rugby player.
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Helen Keller could tell he's never seen female genitalia since he came out of one. Unless he was a c-section.
Rare Piers Morgan W
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Helen Keller could tell he's never seen female genitalia since he came out of one. Unless he was a c-section.
So,apparently I missed a memo today. What's this stuff about the orange whatshisnuts apparently giving Bill Clinton a hummer?
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
So,apparently I missed a memo today. What's this stuff about the orange whatshisnuts apparently giving Bill Clinton a hummer?
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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How to make an entrance on Halloween
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
How to make an entrance on Halloween
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Is ICE going to profile and harass the New Zealand All Blacks the Irish rugby team all and their supporters while they're in Chicago?
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Is ICE going to profile and harass the New Zealand All Blacks the Irish rugby team all and their supporters while they're in Chicago?
God Dammit!!!
RIP to the man who wrote the best New York song. Frank Sinatra kiss my ass.
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
God Dammit!!!
He hit the nail on the head.
🔥 COUNTRY SINGER @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social : "You don't get to call yourself a Christian and laugh when families are torn apart — and think it's okay that the highest court in the land just gave a green light to ICE agents to target people because they’re brown or speaking Spanish.”
October 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
He hit the nail on the head.
Now here's a little ditty for your listening pleasure. youtu.be/HH5GXXim_nM?...
The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt (Single Edit) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KuntsVEVO
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Now here's a little ditty for your listening pleasure. youtu.be/HH5GXXim_nM?...
If Jesus came back and saw this shitshow, he'd be taking his own name in vain.
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If Jesus came back and saw this shitshow, he'd be taking his own name in vain.
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Rebarbative [ree-BAR-buh-tiv]
(adj.)
- Causing annoyance, irritation, or aversion; repellent.
- Unattractive and objectionable.
- Fearsome; forbidding.
Use:
“Harold’s rebarbative disposition lingered in the air like mothballs and melancholy; even the dusty old taxidermy seemed to recoil.”
(adj.)
- Causing annoyance, irritation, or aversion; repellent.
- Unattractive and objectionable.
- Fearsome; forbidding.
Use:
“Harold’s rebarbative disposition lingered in the air like mothballs and melancholy; even the dusty old taxidermy seemed to recoil.”
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Rebarbative [ree-BAR-buh-tiv]
(adj.)
- Causing annoyance, irritation, or aversion; repellent.
- Unattractive and objectionable.
- Fearsome; forbidding.
Use:
“Harold’s rebarbative disposition lingered in the air like mothballs and melancholy; even the dusty old taxidermy seemed to recoil.”
(adj.)
- Causing annoyance, irritation, or aversion; repellent.
- Unattractive and objectionable.
- Fearsome; forbidding.
Use:
“Harold’s rebarbative disposition lingered in the air like mothballs and melancholy; even the dusty old taxidermy seemed to recoil.”
Righ said Ed.
CBS reporter Edward R. Murrow embodied what a journalist should be: someone who holds power to account instead of capitulating to it.
Over 70 years later, his segment denouncing Joe McCarthy’s congressional witch hunts rings truer than ever.
Over 70 years later, his segment denouncing Joe McCarthy’s congressional witch hunts rings truer than ever.
October 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Righ said Ed.
THEY. SHOT. A FUCKING PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS HOLY SHIT CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
October 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
THEY. SHOT. A FUCKING PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS HOLY SHIT CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did the Israeli government FUCKING DO THAT TO GRETA?!?!
October 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Did the Israeli government FUCKING DO THAT TO GRETA?!?!
There's something magical about pissing in rhe moonlight.
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
There's something magical about pissing in rhe moonlight.
No. Not one fucking bit.
if i said "my neighbor saw me making books on my front porch and told me i'm wasting time because fox news says no one reads books anymore" you'd think i was making it up right. like that just sounds too strawman-y to be real right
October 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
No. Not one fucking bit.
WHAT THE FUCK!!! @govpritzker.illinois.gov
Early Saturday evening, outside the Broadview ICE facility near Chicago, multiple arrests were made after Cook County Sheriff’s deputies used batons to push back protesters.
October 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
WHAT THE FUCK!!! @govpritzker.illinois.gov
This is so fucked.
A military-style operation is taking place outside the Broadview ICE facility in Illinois, featuring snipers stationed on rooftops and armored vehicles on the streets. Protesters are reportedly being abducted and vanished, signaling authoritarian repression in this Chicago suburb.
October 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is so fucked.
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I can just hear him muttering, "What kind of fubar clusterfuck is this?"
September 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I can just hear him muttering, "What kind of fubar clusterfuck is this?"
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Christian Nationalism isn’t Christian. It’s no denomination whatsoever. It’s pure virtue signaling and is a mask for crime and wickedness 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
September 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Christian Nationalism isn’t Christian. It’s no denomination whatsoever. It’s pure virtue signaling and is a mask for crime and wickedness 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
So MAGA is losing their shit because Gwar beheaded effigies of Musk and the orange asstrumpet at Riot Fest. Have they ever seen a Gwar show before?
September 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So MAGA is losing their shit because Gwar beheaded effigies of Musk and the orange asstrumpet at Riot Fest. Have they ever seen a Gwar show before?
But I'm sure theyll blame Biden.
September 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
But I'm sure theyll blame Biden.