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· Mar 14
a man leans over and whispers to the president. “a second wolf has hit the inside of you.”
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the silmarillion is in many ways the homestuck of its day
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the silmarillion is in many ways the homestuck of its day
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Hey there Delilah
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"
if bread be the food of love, crouton
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
if bread be the food of love, crouton
nominative determinists when scooby dumb arrives at the function
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
nominative determinists when scooby dumb arrives at the function
mum who won’t let her kids watch transformers because she’s a terf
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
mum who won’t let her kids watch transformers because she’s a terf
(jerry seinfeld voice) let bee be finale of seem
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
(jerry seinfeld voice) let bee be finale of seem
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I would have honestly loved to let be be finale of seem. but things kept right on seeming anyway
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I would have honestly loved to let be be finale of seem. but things kept right on seeming anyway
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Bro last night was the finale of seem
August 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bro last night was the finale of seem
Tom Hanks in Big but instead of becoming an adult who gets a job at a toy company he becomes a gargantuan child who gets a job at a toy company
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Tom Hanks in Big but instead of becoming an adult who gets a job at a toy company he becomes a gargantuan child who gets a job at a toy company
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
if Shakespeare were alive today she would be a trans icon. you know i’m right
October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if Shakespeare were alive today she would be a trans icon. you know i’m right
what happened to the other one-thousand nine-hundred and eighty-three books that George Orwell wrote?
October 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
what happened to the other one-thousand nine-hundred and eighty-three books that George Orwell wrote?
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i’m so hungry i could eat a third wolf
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i’m so hungry i could eat a third wolf
if 9/11 happened today they would have to call it something else
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
if 9/11 happened today they would have to call it something else
if paul mccartney were still alive today there would be peace on earth
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
if paul mccartney were still alive today there would be peace on earth
there are two wolves inside of you. one of them is me (i’m undercover)
October 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
there are two wolves inside of you. one of them is me (i’m undercover)
there are two wolves inside of you. one or them is an email, the other one could have been
October 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
there are two wolves inside of you. one or them is an email, the other one could have been
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mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy
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LET 👏 THE 👏 LAMP 👏 AFFIX 👏 ITS 👏 BEAM 👏
September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
LET 👏 THE 👏 LAMP 👏 AFFIX 👏 ITS 👏 BEAM 👏
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🫵don't you dare remind me about that poem about the calf with two heads seeing double the amount of stars don't you fucking dare 👊👊👊
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
🫵don't you dare remind me about that poem about the calf with two heads seeing double the amount of stars don't you fucking dare 👊👊👊
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fun writing tip!
want to add more depth to your characters? ask yourself what they were doing when they found out about 9/11. want to add more spice to your dialog? have your characters discuss their feelings about 9/11. want to share an emotional moment with your readers? try 9/11
want to add more depth to your characters? ask yourself what they were doing when they found out about 9/11. want to add more spice to your dialog? have your characters discuss their feelings about 9/11. want to share an emotional moment with your readers? try 9/11
September 11, 2023 at 7:27 PM
fun writing tip!
want to add more depth to your characters? ask yourself what they were doing when they found out about 9/11. want to add more spice to your dialog? have your characters discuss their feelings about 9/11. want to share an emotional moment with your readers? try 9/11
want to add more depth to your characters? ask yourself what they were doing when they found out about 9/11. want to add more spice to your dialog? have your characters discuss their feelings about 9/11. want to share an emotional moment with your readers? try 9/11
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
you can’t lead a horse to water twice, because it is not the same water, and it is not the same horse
September 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
you can’t lead a horse to water twice, because it is not the same water, and it is not the same horse
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can crabs suffer. yes. unquestionably. but we boil them alive anyway
so, let's say that the answer isn't obviously no, which it is. the next question is: why should we care about this, when we continuously ignore the suffering of actual living things
the answer is: because it's profitable to do so
so, let's say that the answer isn't obviously no, which it is. the next question is: why should we care about this, when we continuously ignore the suffering of actual living things
the answer is: because it's profitable to do so
August 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
can crabs suffer. yes. unquestionably. but we boil them alive anyway
so, let's say that the answer isn't obviously no, which it is. the next question is: why should we care about this, when we continuously ignore the suffering of actual living things
the answer is: because it's profitable to do so
so, let's say that the answer isn't obviously no, which it is. the next question is: why should we care about this, when we continuously ignore the suffering of actual living things
the answer is: because it's profitable to do so
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Would estrogen have saved her?
August 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Would estrogen have saved her?