@charlesesquire.bsky.social
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There is no distance known to man that is sufficiently far enough away for this arrogant smirking prick to fuck off to.
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
There is no distance known to man that is sufficiently far enough away for this arrogant smirking prick to fuck off to.
Whatever it is, ‘Bazball’ discourse ultimately makes you feel like David Mitchell listening to Bob Mortimer on would I lie to you - ‘maybe it’s all a ploy?’ ‘maybe it’s a new move called dummy declaration’ ‘maybe they’re insane?’ ‘maybe it’s all an accident?’
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Whatever it is, ‘Bazball’ discourse ultimately makes you feel like David Mitchell listening to Bob Mortimer on would I lie to you - ‘maybe it’s all a ploy?’ ‘maybe it’s a new move called dummy declaration’ ‘maybe they’re insane?’ ‘maybe it’s all an accident?’
Of COURSE Sam loves Matera
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Of COURSE Sam loves Matera
Some absolutely harrowing bants coming out of the Tandy-era Wales camp
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Some absolutely harrowing bants coming out of the Tandy-era Wales camp
Are fireworks safe with this amount of sawdust on the pitch?
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Are fireworks safe with this amount of sawdust on the pitch?
Fucking hell Austin, I wondered how close you were to ending your tv career halfway through that sentence
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Fucking hell Austin, I wondered how close you were to ending your tv career halfway through that sentence
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I can’t find any source for this so I may have hallucinated it, but I’m sure I’ve heard that the ‘Surrey Delta’ is at least partly about what an amazing blues record collection John Mayall had, and all the young guitarists would be dossing at his house studying the tracks
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I can’t find any source for this so I may have hallucinated it, but I’m sure I’ve heard that the ‘Surrey Delta’ is at least partly about what an amazing blues record collection John Mayall had, and all the young guitarists would be dossing at his house studying the tracks
@mrjamesob.bsky.social earlier this year I took a UK-brand crowbar in my luggage all the way to our recently emigrated friends in Australia as a housewarming present, and your story has now justified it absolutely in my mind - despite the criticism of my wife and indeed bafflement of our friends
October 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social earlier this year I took a UK-brand crowbar in my luggage all the way to our recently emigrated friends in Australia as a housewarming present, and your story has now justified it absolutely in my mind - despite the criticism of my wife and indeed bafflement of our friends
I just like Ross Moriarty I’ve got no more sophistication to add he’s just an angry brick and I love it
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I just like Ross Moriarty I’ve got no more sophistication to add he’s just an angry brick and I love it
Hey @rhigarthjones.bsky.social can I have an early submission for next week’s #shitgood please?
The WRU is on fire, how can this possibly be near the top of the Chairman’s to-do list?! Is he on fucking drugs?!
August 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Hey @rhigarthjones.bsky.social can I have an early submission for next week’s #shitgood please?
Oh no @bloodandmud.bsky.social! The Lions are about to be plunged into an abyss of dismay!
July 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Oh no @bloodandmud.bsky.social! The Lions are about to be plunged into an abyss of dismay!
Here’s some comms advice if you’re an insurance sponsor trying to distance yourselves from the famous national kitchen company you share a name with: maybe don’t set your ads IN A KITCHEN? #lions2025
July 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Here’s some comms advice if you’re an insurance sponsor trying to distance yourselves from the famous national kitchen company you share a name with: maybe don’t set your ads IN A KITCHEN? #lions2025
Was it a Lime bike @mrjamesob.bsky.social ? www.londoncentric.media/p/lime-ebike...
Did Lime switch to bike tyres ‘less suitable for London's roads’?
The company denies the change to cheaper Chinese tyres on its e-bikes was a cost-cutting measure, as more Londoners come forward with severe injuries.
www.londoncentric.media
March 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Was it a Lime bike @mrjamesob.bsky.social ? www.londoncentric.media/p/lime-ebike...
@sophyridge.bsky.social well done, these idiots thinking they’re smart and wise because they’re being contrarian about Zelenskyy need pushback - we all know how fucked up the idea of US ousting a foreign leader is
March 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@sophyridge.bsky.social well done, these idiots thinking they’re smart and wise because they’re being contrarian about Zelenskyy need pushback - we all know how fucked up the idea of US ousting a foreign leader is
Hi @theofficialgrb.bsky.social, love your account, keeps us motivated when renovations are getting a bit overwhelming 👍 We were wondering if you had any advice on painting uPVC windows? Is it something that should be steered clear of, or can be achieved with patience? Value your opinion on it 🪟
March 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hi @theofficialgrb.bsky.social, love your account, keeps us motivated when renovations are getting a bit overwhelming 👍 We were wondering if you had any advice on painting uPVC windows? Is it something that should be steered clear of, or can be achieved with patience? Value your opinion on it 🪟
Hi @bloodandmud.bsky.social - I will hopefully change your life in the same way mine did…
You CAN nail bamboo with Roundup, but you have to track down the Richard Moriarty of the glyphosate world, Tree Stump Killer Roundup. It ended my 3 yr battle with Ground Elder - shame about the morality but 🤷♂️
You CAN nail bamboo with Roundup, but you have to track down the Richard Moriarty of the glyphosate world, Tree Stump Killer Roundup. It ended my 3 yr battle with Ground Elder - shame about the morality but 🤷♂️
February 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hi @bloodandmud.bsky.social - I will hopefully change your life in the same way mine did…
You CAN nail bamboo with Roundup, but you have to track down the Richard Moriarty of the glyphosate world, Tree Stump Killer Roundup. It ended my 3 yr battle with Ground Elder - shame about the morality but 🤷♂️
You CAN nail bamboo with Roundup, but you have to track down the Richard Moriarty of the glyphosate world, Tree Stump Killer Roundup. It ended my 3 yr battle with Ground Elder - shame about the morality but 🤷♂️
@bloodandmud.bsky.social any chance you can organise a mic and camera on Josh for the next 24hrs, just a sort of stream of consciousness thing
February 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@bloodandmud.bsky.social any chance you can organise a mic and camera on Josh for the next 24hrs, just a sort of stream of consciousness thing
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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What is preventing World War III? Ukrainians are containing the ongoing war in Europe to their own country; they are deterring war in the Pacific; and they are preventing spread of nuclear weapons. These scenarios have not played out because Ukrainians take risks
snyder.substack.com/p/a-third-wo...
snyder.substack.com/p/a-third-wo...
A Third World War?
Let's help those who are holding it back
snyder.substack.com
November 25, 2024 at 8:22 PM
What is preventing World War III? Ukrainians are containing the ongoing war in Europe to their own country; they are deterring war in the Pacific; and they are preventing spread of nuclear weapons. These scenarios have not played out because Ukrainians take risks
snyder.substack.com/p/a-third-wo...
snyder.substack.com/p/a-third-wo...
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November 21, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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quick, the farms are empty, let’s build some houses
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 PM
quick, the farms are empty, let’s build some houses
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UK journalists talking about echo chambers when 0.2% of journalists are Black and 2.5% Asian and 51% of the most influential journalists went to private school is a bit of a joke
November 17, 2024 at 6:29 PM
UK journalists talking about echo chambers when 0.2% of journalists are Black and 2.5% Asian and 51% of the most influential journalists went to private school is a bit of a joke
Think it’s safe to say, 20 minute red cards don’t work for Wales
November 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Think it’s safe to say, 20 minute red cards don’t work for Wales