RB
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You’ve Got Mail really holds up nearly, and this math hurts me, thirty years later
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You’ve Got Mail really holds up nearly, and this math hurts me, thirty years later
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In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
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December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Got a bee in my bonnet to make cookies, and luckily I had juuuust enough butter, sugar, vanilla, and eggs to complete this task. Result? Iced Lemon Oatmeal cookies.
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Got a bee in my bonnet to make cookies, and luckily I had juuuust enough butter, sugar, vanilla, and eggs to complete this task. Result? Iced Lemon Oatmeal cookies.
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happy holidays! 🐸🎄✨🎁
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
happy holidays! 🐸🎄✨🎁
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It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
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December 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm dying of the cute here, this is just the pick me up I needed today.
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm dying of the cute here, this is just the pick me up I needed today.
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The Donald Trump Kennedy Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Want To Learn How To Do Other Stuff Good Too
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The Donald Trump Kennedy Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Want To Learn How To Do Other Stuff Good Too
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
I just tried to make coffee without actually adding coffee and didn't notice until I took a big sip of hot no bean water.
So that's how this morning is going.
So that's how this morning is going.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I just tried to make coffee without actually adding coffee and didn't notice until I took a big sip of hot no bean water.
So that's how this morning is going.
So that's how this morning is going.
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Benoit Blanc always finds the one decent person enmeshed in some viper’s nest who deserves justice they can’t get on their own and who the police can’t or won’t help. in real life we don’t have easy access to people like that. that’s why so many of us find comfort in the murder mystery genre
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Benoit Blanc always finds the one decent person enmeshed in some viper’s nest who deserves justice they can’t get on their own and who the police can’t or won’t help. in real life we don’t have easy access to people like that. that’s why so many of us find comfort in the murder mystery genre
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Alice has now seen “Wake Up Dead Man” which means now I can talk about “Wake Up Dead Man” as approximately one million of you have asked me to do. intermittent live-blog in the quoted thread. gay Catholic musings below:
Alice is finally watching “Wake Up Dead Man” and we are having a great time
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Alice has now seen “Wake Up Dead Man” which means now I can talk about “Wake Up Dead Man” as approximately one million of you have asked me to do. intermittent live-blog in the quoted thread. gay Catholic musings below:
Things I've done at work today:
Compared bird ID apps
Recommended binoculars
Shocked my coworkers with my 'I've read 100 books this year' fun fact
Shared book recs
Had an entire Teams convo via gifs
Things I haven't done today:
My job
Compared bird ID apps
Recommended binoculars
Shocked my coworkers with my 'I've read 100 books this year' fun fact
Shared book recs
Had an entire Teams convo via gifs
Things I haven't done today:
My job
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Things I've done at work today:
Compared bird ID apps
Recommended binoculars
Shocked my coworkers with my 'I've read 100 books this year' fun fact
Shared book recs
Had an entire Teams convo via gifs
Things I haven't done today:
My job
Compared bird ID apps
Recommended binoculars
Shocked my coworkers with my 'I've read 100 books this year' fun fact
Shared book recs
Had an entire Teams convo via gifs
Things I haven't done today:
My job
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My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite tyrant joke: a man comes every day and peers at the front page of the newspaper without buying it.
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
The newspaper vendor says, "what are you looking for?"
"An obituary."
"Obituaries aren't on the front page."
"This one will be."
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
Getting a ‘you have new test results’ followed by ‘a message re: test results from your provider’ and then MyChart refusing to let anyone log in should be illegal
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Getting a ‘you have new test results’ followed by ‘a message re: test results from your provider’ and then MyChart refusing to let anyone log in should be illegal
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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I would like to go a full week without a constitutional crisis
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I would like to go a full week without a constitutional crisis
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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Some tender cowboys brought to you by a donation to a California food bank! #art #dincobb #charitydrive
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Some tender cowboys brought to you by a donation to a California food bank! #art #dincobb #charitydrive