Heather
@cheesefrylover.bsky.social
alright who are we bullying?
I wanted to like Bluesky so much but I keep accidentally going 2 weeks without even checking it.
May 25, 2023 at 8:26 PM
I wanted to like Bluesky so much but I keep accidentally going 2 weeks without even checking it.
Who wants to be my bluesky boyfriend when bluesky gets DMs?
May 11, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Who wants to be my bluesky boyfriend when bluesky gets DMs?
I accidentally texted this to my boyfriend’s MOM instead of his sister (they have the same name)
May 7, 2023 at 9:27 PM
I accidentally texted this to my boyfriend’s MOM instead of his sister (they have the same name)
I hate the internet so much. I am literally just high in bed trying to read a cosmopolitan article on funny names for vaginas—I don’t want to think about in which direction I feel the U.S is heading!
May 4, 2023 at 7:38 AM
I hate the internet so much. I am literally just high in bed trying to read a cosmopolitan article on funny names for vaginas—I don’t want to think about in which direction I feel the U.S is heading!
I just bought a gym membership. This is going to be a terrible time.
May 3, 2023 at 9:16 PM
I just bought a gym membership. This is going to be a terrible time.
probably ovulating because I’m at the bar talking about how cute babies are and how nice they smell.
May 2, 2023 at 5:00 AM
probably ovulating because I’m at the bar talking about how cute babies are and how nice they smell.
I just sat through an entire dinner where I needed to shit but didn’t because I didn’t want to have to unzip my romper.
May 2, 2023 at 12:39 AM
I just sat through an entire dinner where I needed to shit but didn’t because I didn’t want to have to unzip my romper.
just had to physically remove my cat from my neighbors house. these little jerks know no loyalty.
May 1, 2023 at 7:50 PM
just had to physically remove my cat from my neighbors house. these little jerks know no loyalty.
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imagine this. youre helping me with my math homework. "have you tried carrying the one" you ask. "i'll give it a shot" i respond before picking you up and carrying you. you fall head over heels in love with me
April 29, 2023 at 6:23 PM
imagine this. youre helping me with my math homework. "have you tried carrying the one" you ask. "i'll give it a shot" i respond before picking you up and carrying you. you fall head over heels in love with me
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This isn’t cute I’m a gerontologist and old British men only grow prize-winning cabbages when they’re extremely stressed.
every day I strive to be as happy as an old English man who has grown a prize-winning cabbage
April 30, 2023 at 12:17 AM
This isn’t cute I’m a gerontologist and old British men only grow prize-winning cabbages when they’re extremely stressed.
Hmmm what should I get for dessert? Some cheesecake, a tiramisu, or a bacon cheeseburger? 🤪
April 29, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Hmmm what should I get for dessert? Some cheesecake, a tiramisu, or a bacon cheeseburger? 🤪
I got a bidet and now I don’t like going anywhere that doesn’t have a bidet. Oh I can’t pressure wash my asshole there? No thanks, I’m good!
April 29, 2023 at 10:28 PM
I got a bidet and now I don’t like going anywhere that doesn’t have a bidet. Oh I can’t pressure wash my asshole there? No thanks, I’m good!
can I be the first person to admit I don’t like the blue sky app login? blue sky and some clouds? i feel like I am about to book my flight on jet blue.
April 29, 2023 at 8:42 AM
can I be the first person to admit I don’t like the blue sky app login? blue sky and some clouds? i feel like I am about to book my flight on jet blue.
this seems like a safe place to post about how I don’t want to go to my friend Courtney’s bday party tonight.
April 29, 2023 at 12:29 AM
this seems like a safe place to post about how I don’t want to go to my friend Courtney’s bday party tonight.
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What’s really funny about how this app works is that people have been posting boob pics in the QTs of this but there’s no way to see them from the post. Perfect design honestly don’t change it
quote-skeet with a pic that would have your DMs blowing up if we had DMs here
April 28, 2023 at 7:02 PM
What’s really funny about how this app works is that people have been posting boob pics in the QTs of this but there’s no way to see them from the post. Perfect design honestly don’t change it
Thank you @parkouranddior.bsky.social for being my 35,000th follower!
April 28, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Thank you @parkouranddior.bsky.social for being my 35,000th follower!
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if that’s your girl why did she give me a Bluesky invite
April 27, 2023 at 11:40 PM
if that’s your girl why did she give me a Bluesky invite
i feel like bluesky would be a great place for someone to come out, like literally I have not seen any discourse yet.
with that said i just got here today so if I missed any discourse feel free to drop the link, i love drama ☕️
with that said i just got here today so if I missed any discourse feel free to drop the link, i love drama ☕️
April 27, 2023 at 11:46 PM
i feel like bluesky would be a great place for someone to come out, like literally I have not seen any discourse yet.
with that said i just got here today so if I missed any discourse feel free to drop the link, i love drama ☕️
with that said i just got here today so if I missed any discourse feel free to drop the link, i love drama ☕️
First of all even if I did have a bluesky invite TO share I’m not giving it to you, stinky.
April 27, 2023 at 9:50 PM
First of all even if I did have a bluesky invite TO share I’m not giving it to you, stinky.
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This place feels like class with a substitute teacher who is totally fucked
April 27, 2023 at 6:19 PM
This place feels like class with a substitute teacher who is totally fucked
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There’s been some confusion about Bluesky’s Invite system so let me help:
Every new person you invite becomes part of your “Downline.” You’re entitled to a portion of any Skeets and/or Reskeets they receive. As they invite new members, those new members also become part of your downline.
Every new person you invite becomes part of your “Downline.” You’re entitled to a portion of any Skeets and/or Reskeets they receive. As they invite new members, those new members also become part of your downline.
April 27, 2023 at 9:07 PM
There’s been some confusion about Bluesky’s Invite system so let me help:
Every new person you invite becomes part of your “Downline.” You’re entitled to a portion of any Skeets and/or Reskeets they receive. As they invite new members, those new members also become part of your downline.
Every new person you invite becomes part of your “Downline.” You’re entitled to a portion of any Skeets and/or Reskeets they receive. As they invite new members, those new members also become part of your downline.
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guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
April 27, 2023 at 9:15 PM
guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
April 27, 2023 at 9:12 PM
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
i am eating a loaded baked potato with brisket & beer mac and cheese, just wanted to come out as a non-vegan before we all get too deep
April 27, 2023 at 8:39 PM
i am eating a loaded baked potato with brisket & beer mac and cheese, just wanted to come out as a non-vegan before we all get too deep
1 like and i’ll skeet my feet
April 27, 2023 at 7:59 PM
1 like and i’ll skeet my feet