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Chelsea Chains
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Picnic Basket Case
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i think what we need now more than ever is slow, incremental change
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Snapshots
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Recents
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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chaser on angel grindr: can you heavenly host
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Reminiscing on fighting foodons

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-gfP...
Fighting Foodons E01. Rice to Meet You
YouTube video by The Visual Media Archive
m.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Socially anxious Santa: will take photos with you but he won’t hold the kids and he won’t look at the camera
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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[to tune of ‘Tell it to my Heart’] tap it on my tongue
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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sony introduces crossieplay on the ps5, gets its consoles banned as medical devices
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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If adults ever called you an “old soul” what they meant was “holy shit this kid is already out of seratonin”
July 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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what some "switches" mean when they say they can be a top
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love when my lovers love on each other
Share the Load vibes but the load is just load
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Get like me
With Hot Girl Breakfast
Be hungover and eat 2 breakfast burritos 2 granola bars and drink 2 white monsters
One simple trick for a thick ass
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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my mom did this very cursed dick santa
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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if i owned a casino every christmas i would host an event called cigarette santa. a disheveled guy in a santa costume that reeks of cigs will walk around the casino and if you tell him merry christmas he will hand you a loose cigarette and light it for you with a jolly wink
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
How come ppl don’t talk about kink more, is it really that taboo or smth?

Anyway, blindfolding is a great way to turn it up a little bit, you can’t see the impact coming.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Gotta crack a couple eggs on Grindr to make an omelette
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Tired: degen sodomy orgy with gender

Wired: degen sodomy orgy with gender and big mom energy with snacks and drinks and fresh razors and toothbrushes in a little basket by the fresh towels
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Jokes on you, I took my extra days off, ignored the holidays, and enacted degeneracy instead 😛🤘
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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My therapist says I can come over to your house after work if your therapist says it’s okay
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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hey bookshop has free shipping today! perfect kind of place to get your copy of SIMPLICITY
Simplicity: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM