Chencho Jecka
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SOCIAL MIEDRA - don't just follow me, tailgate my ass
SOCIAL MIEDRA - don't just follow me, tailgate my ass
Me: 🎶 I would walk 500 miles… 🎶
Her: why not run?
Her: why not run?
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: 🎶 I would walk 500 miles… 🎶
Her: why not run?
Her: why not run?
Naming my password and credentials file “Kenny Log-Ins”
December 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Naming my password and credentials file “Kenny Log-Ins”
God is a woman. A mean girl.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
God is a woman. A mean girl.
Movie execs: “Hear me out… Mary Poppins vs Predator.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Movie execs: “Hear me out… Mary Poppins vs Predator.”
This shirt was so expensive.
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This shirt was so expensive.
I was always the teacher’s pete peeve.
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I was always the teacher’s pete peeve.
You wrote “notable” in my performance review.
That’s on me, Frankie. I meant “not able.”
That’s on me, Frankie. I meant “not able.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You wrote “notable” in my performance review.
That’s on me, Frankie. I meant “not able.”
That’s on me, Frankie. I meant “not able.”
Hollywood producers scrambling to sleep with new AI actress.
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hollywood producers scrambling to sleep with new AI actress.
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Would you like a car wash? Sure, I got time.
August 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Would you like a car wash? Sure, I got time.
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trickle down economics
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June 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
trickle down economics
trickle down economic
trickle down economi
trickle down econom
trickle down econo
trickle down econ
trickle down eco
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trickle down economic
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World’s Cartographers Continue Living Secret Life Of Luxury On Idyllic, Never Disclosed 8th Continent theonion.com/world-s...
May 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
World’s Cartographers Continue Living Secret Life Of Luxury On Idyllic, Never Disclosed 8th Continent theonion.com/world-s...
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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you're supposed to choose from your own.
I know that now.
I know that now.
May 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you're supposed to choose from your own.
I know that now.
I know that now.
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[buried in my grave] finally, i’m a landowner
May 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
[buried in my grave] finally, i’m a landowner
I’m unique, like a dandruff flake
May 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m unique, like a dandruff flake
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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theonion.com/breakfa...
May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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theonion.com/breakfa...
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Sorry I shouted “FINISH HIM!” during your wedding vows.
May 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Sorry I shouted “FINISH HIM!” during your wedding vows.
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my work here is dumb
May 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
my work here is dumb
Googled myself today:
myself (mai-self) pronoun 1. That one identical with me.
myself (mai-self) pronoun 1. That one identical with me.
May 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Googled myself today:
myself (mai-self) pronoun 1. That one identical with me.
myself (mai-self) pronoun 1. That one identical with me.
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
garage sale is one letter away from garbage sale
May 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
garage sale is one letter away from garbage sale