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cheshious.bsky.social
official lab rat
@cheshious.bsky.social
Maker. Metal (particularly prog). Goth. Geek. Long COVID. Bipolar. Writer. Queer.

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Thank Christ
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Sometimes parenting feels like a hostage situation. I want to get up early, but what's the odds of that waking the kiddo and something turning into a giant fight? I want to go out as a family, but what's the odds of that turning into a giant fight?

Emotional exhaustion before 7 am on Saturday sucks
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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"I can promise I'll never miss another flu vaccine again."

You don't have to learn this lesson the hard way.

www.voicesforvaccines.org/well-never-m...
We’ll Never Miss a Flu Shot Again
I typically stay on top of vaccines. But in 2023 we were late with flu shots–a mistake I will never make again.
www.voicesforvaccines.org
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I truly believe this country would be in much better shape if the general public had this “we must destroy them” attitude about CEOs of companies that do wage theft and mass layoffs-offs instead of consenting adults who got caught violating a corporate fraternization policy.
She's taking responsibility and has been removed from her job. If you heard this story from a friend ("omg I canoodled with my boss at a Coldplay concert last night") rather than seeing it on TikTok you wouldn't feel the need to cast her as some world-historical villain.
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I can't pick my favorite part.
- Addressing AI as Comrade Claudius and it going with it to make everything free
- Fake PDF to convince it that it was a Public Benefit Corporation
- It suggesting stocking underwear
- Live fish

💀
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Gang gang cockatoo science is sometimes quite undignified 🥲
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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'Twas the Recall Thursday before Christmas
and all through the house
your stuff was trying to kill you
yikes fam, get out
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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You know, speaking as a person in tech, whenever I read posts by a writer or artist being rude about AI I really want to ask them to take a step back, think, and ask themselves “Could I somehow be even meaner?”.

Don’t half-ass this. It is impossible for you to be too negative about AI.
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gar-witta-gar da-bang da-bang diggy-diggy-boogie what the boogie say up jump the fishie

Because it's GAAAAAAAR-MAS!
stuff sucks, here's a gar
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My handsome man is the best, though. His brother is excellent as well, but the ginger menace's idea of cuddling is laying on my feet and attacking them.
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Turns out that accidental undereating can cause a chronic illness flare. Who knew?

Everyone. The answer is "everyone."

Fucking processed food will be the death of me.
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Such utter bollocks. Thank you, Robin, and I wish you hadn't been put in this position.
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Water your tree.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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You guys, this is Spain's announcement that they would not participate in Eurovision. 👏🏾
Así es como se comunica que España no participará en Eurovision. Bravo RTVE. Bravo Silvia Intxaurrondo. Una vez más.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If this comment doesn't make sense, why aren't you following the USCPSC?
Sometimes some people think our vision is "ahead of what the government is prepared for" whatever that means.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Dog date
April 12, 2024 at 4:05 PM