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Chris K
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Midwestern SF fan-creature. Union member. You need a handle like mine in a Kafkaesque world.
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An excellent reference page to what we're up against.

It probably doesn't list every single thing the Tacofuhrer has done in life that's either evil or just plain stupid, but it comes damn close.

#NoKingsDay

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Donald Trump
Donald John Trump (1946–), is an American ultranationalist[4] and fascist[5][6] politician, businessman, and media personality who is unfortunately the 47th President of the Un...
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Temu Goebbels is starting to lose it just as much as his alleged boss is.
Should someone tell him who wrote “White Christmas” and where that person was born.
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Make a Bond movie casual

On Her Majesty's Secret Tea Service
Make a Bond movie casual

For Your Eyes Obviously
Make a Bond movie casual

No Time To Diet
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Oogh.

Not good. Not good at all.
There were fears 2025-26 might be a bad #flu year because of a new #H3N2 variant called subclade K. Looks like the jury is in; it is making a lot of people sick. (The timing surely contributes.) NY State has never recorded as many flu cases in 1 week as it has now. www.statnews.com/2025/11/20/f...
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Not psychologically unbalanced in tone at *all*.
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Make ME eat brussel sprouts on Christmas Eve, willya?"
Merry Christmas, everyone. Especially you, Mr. Wilson, wherever you are.
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Jean Grey: "this constantly resurrecting dead characters stuff is getting a bit ridiculous, isn't it?"

Jason Todd: "frickin' tell me about it."
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
...the fuck?
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
"Stupid is as Stupid does", and unfortunately fundamentalist-sanctioned Stupid can come right out and kill off education these days.
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The reality is that President Golden Fleece wants a battleship that's as slow as he thinks and as vulnerable to attack as he assumes he isn't.
Tom Nichols: "We're gonna run around in circles because this unhinged old man wants a ship with his name on it."

They're even talking about putting nukes on big, slow, ocean-going surface ships! "It's so stupid it makes my teeth hurt."

And more... this is hilarious...
The MAGA Bargain Is Collapsing (w/ Tom Nichols) | The Bulwark Podcast
Six months ago, MAGA world was strutting around with their chests puffed out. But now, many of them are having a blue Christmas over the infighting, the econ...
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December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I deleted a post that was too similar to another, but understand this: the only reason The Regime is doing this and pressuring Ottawa to become "the 51st state" is because Putin wants two things: chaos in NATO, and unfettered access to northern waterways.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump says US needs Greenland after naming special envoy
Denmark warns Washington to respect its sovereignty, while Greenland says it will decide its own future.
www.bbc.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What surprises me is that this was a bridge too far for Roberts, Comey Barrett and Kavanaugh alike.

Alito, Gorsuch and Thomas were as predictably pro-jackboot as usual, but when has that ever not been evident?
BREAKING: Huge loss for Trump administration at Supreme Court, which rules that the Trump administration had lacked authority to federalize and deploy the National Guard to execute laws in Illinois. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Man, this is a real shocker, but it almost seems like she doesn't remotely know what the fuck she's doing and has no right being in this important role?
NYT shows how Bari Weiss really screwed this up.

She didn't attend any of the 5 screenings of the story, which began on Dec. 12.

She only first weighed in on Thursday, and the show incorporated her suggestions.

She then waited until weekend to ask for more edits.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/22/b...
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Canada aired it.

If only because

A) their journalists aren't jello-spined, and

B) they just may not have liked their sovereignty being threatened by a deranged crook matter *how* high he ranks in the US Federal government.
This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment.

It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
December 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I keep telling people he's out of his fucking mind, and I know that it's sinking in with a lot of them.

But if you require more proof...
He’s gilded the entire White House, slapped his name on both the Kennedy Center and Institute for Peace, installed a new Trump Gold Card, and now proposing a new “Trump class” of naval vessels.

I know we keep saying this is insane but this is seriously fucking insane.
oh my god its literally Long Beach's wario
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In Memoriam

An oddly fitting song for these times.

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Chris Rea - The Road To Hell Part 1 & 2 (1989) HD
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December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If these two grinning assholes are any indication, the wire transfers from Putin's Eurasian _maskirovka_ fund devoted to destroying NATO cleared and they're now free to buy as many underage prostitutes and as much cocaine as they can possibly afford.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
New Trump envoy says he will serve to make Greenland part of US
Denmark warns Washington to respect its sovereignty, while Greenland says it will decide its own future.
www.bbc.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you take a look at the two brainless fcks in the article celebrating this move (the Manbaby and Landry), the reason they're smiling like two idiots is that the wire transfer from Putin cleared and they can now buy all the underage prostitutes and cocaine they want.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
New Trump envoy says he will serve to make Greenland part of US
Denmark warns Washington to respect its sovereignty, while Greenland says it will decide its own future.
www.bbc.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hey, man, he delivers free shit to people. Whatever turns him on.

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Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!
Seasons greetings from your old friend Santa! With Christmas just a few short days away, Santa is hard at work at the North Pole, making presents for all you good boys and girls. But this year, Santa ...
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December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Someone from The Regime sent CBS an email to kill this _60 Minutes_ segment.

The only question is who.
Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Apparently, "crazy left policies" include not believing everything coming out of a Huckabee's mouth, which isn't particularly difficult since they've been cosplaying inbred morons for decades.
#sarahhuckabilly you may use as many words you feel necessary to try and explain why you're not the stupidest governor Arkansas has ever had.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Warns Democrats Moving to Arkansas: “Don’t Bring Crazy Left Policies With You”
Source: Fort Worth LLC
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Warns Democrats Moving to Arkansas: “Don’t Bring Crazy Left Policies With You” - NewsBreak
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders issued a pointed message to newcomers relocating from traditionally Democratic-leaning states: enjoy the welcome—but d
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December 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you're getting an idea that this phony Appalachian is now pivoting to Midget Hitler status, you're probably not wrong about that.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"The Lolita Express."

Kyle? If you would?
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
So: what *does* constitute a legal stoppage of a ship in this day and age?

Seems to me that words 11 through 14 in the post by Olga Nesterova below are key.
Sweden has detained RU container ship Adler after stopping it in its territorial waters for lacking a required customs declaration. The vessel’s owner is under EU & US sanctions and accused of transporting weapons for use against Ukraine. Customs & coast guard boarded the ship, inspections ongoing.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The idea that he'd know this because they still have sex on a regular basis is the worst idea for a fantasy story ever.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 6d
President Donald Trump came to North Carolina on Friday to talk about the economy.

He ended up explaining how his wife organizes her lingerie drawer.
Trump talks about neuroses, purchasing chairs and his wife’s underwear drawer in latest affordability speech | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump came to North Carolina on Friday to talk about the economy.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM