chickenbreast.bsky.social
@chickenbreast.bsky.social
I work in DC
Read with your kids everyday
In case anyone didn’t believe in the literacy crisis among the kids, my eighth graders loudly complained about being given a six page story and it took many of them about an hour and a half to read it. And then lots of them said they didn’t get very basic things in the story. And I’m so tired.
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
He needs to be eliminated from our gov’t
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Almost everywhere I go, there are unisex and family bathrooms
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Reposted
If they removed evidence that makes these men accessories to the crime.
I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.
NEW: These are ICE agents removing evidence from the shooter's home. They are not DOJ, they are Jonathan Ross's friends and coworkers, not DOJ.

This agent removing Ross's personal computer was reported yesterday Jan 9 for boxing in a volunteer and telling them "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Unhinged thugs
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
He’s power hungry, totally out of control
How quickly he changed from, “The President of Peace” to “Bomb Don”. Almost like he has a big domestic problem he’s trying to distract us from.
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Drink coffee, caffeine is great for a headache
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
We all support you
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
She deserved it, and would most likely be elected to head Venezuela, and that is why trump dislikes her, he’s jealous AF
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?

Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
any given Sunday, something you will learn as you age
The Lions lost at home to the Vikings and Steelers and needed a 59-yard field goal to escape the Giants. It is hard to think they could have done anything in the playoffs.
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Trump is pissed she received the Nobel Peace Prize
John Bolton: “What I have to say, the most stunning part about the press conference was probably saying the U.S. was going to run the country. But the second most stunning was the assault on Mrs. Machado, the leader of the Democratic forces.”

via @kaitlancollins.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Flip the house, and we’ll have a legitimate government again. Until then they’re off on paid leave. #voteblue
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
They’re on paid leave, with our tax dollars
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I had to stop drinking green tea because it was staining my teeth like crazy
Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I watch him all the time
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
any given Sunday
The Lions lost at home to the Vikings and Steelers and needed a 59-yard field goal to escape the Giants. It is hard to think they could have done anything in the playoffs.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I use 2 alarm clocks
Do people outside of TV and the movies still use alarm clocks? Or does everyone pretty much use their cell phone.
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Do people outside of TV and the movies still use alarm clocks? Or does everyone pretty much use their cell phone.
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
He should have had to draw a time on a clock. No mention of that, which is definitely part of a dementia test
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The MRI he had of his abdomen was mostly checking for internal bleeding, possibly from too much aspirin. However aspirin should not make you bruise. It’s not normal
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Get rid of him
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Please vote him out
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Let’s see what happens. Look at who they elected last time, could it be worse?
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”

In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I wouldn’t go for free
Ha! 🤣🤣 I’m STILL not going to see anyone perform at the Kennedy Center as long as the asshole’s name is on the building.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Not true, they’ll come back, once the scum has been removed
This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM