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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
How exactly were we to have seen things that were hiding behind our backs?!
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
How exactly were we to have seen things that were hiding behind our backs?!
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‘Gremlins 3’ Joins Warner Bros. 2027 Slate, With Steven Spielberg Exec Producing, Chris Columbus Directing
‘Gremlins 3’ Joins Warner Bros. 2027 Slate, With Steven Spielberg Exec Producing, Chris Columbus Directing
‘Gremlins 3’ Joins Warner Bros. 2027 Slate, With Steven Spielberg Exec Producing, Chris Columbus Directing
The first live-action Gremlins movie in nearly three decades will be released by Warner Bros. on November 19, 2027.
deadline.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The fine balance between increased tooth decay for the poorest of the poor and... what?
www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
RFK Jr. says there may be 'more cavities' under fluoride bans: 'It's a balance'
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. continues to push for curbs on fluoride in drinking water.
www.usatoday.com
June 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The fine balance between increased tooth decay for the poorest of the poor and... what?
www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...
Screw these bozos
Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
June 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Screw these bozos
Praying for a full and speedy relapse 🙏
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was taken to a Washington, D.C., hospital by ambulance on Tuesday after suffering an allergic reaction, a spokeswoman said.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem Hospitalized
on.wsj.com
June 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Praying for a full and speedy relapse 🙏
When maga dipshits are encouraged to cosplay as law enforcement, this sort of thing is bound to happen.
Minnesota lawmaker killed in ‘politically motivated assassination,’ governor says
Authorities said they found a manifesto believed to belong to the suspect that identified the lawmakers as the intended targets.
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Authorities said they found a manifesto believed to belong to the suspect that identified the lawmakers as the intended targets.
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Minnesota lawmaker killed in ‘politically motivated assassination,’ governor says
A prominent Minnesota Democrat and her spouse were killed, while another state lawmaker and his wife were wounded in targeted shootings, police said.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When maga dipshits are encouraged to cosplay as law enforcement, this sort of thing is bound to happen.
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"Putting out a fire you purposely start – doesn't make you a firefighter – it makes you an arsonist with a hose."
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
June 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Putting out a fire you purposely start – doesn't make you a firefighter – it makes you an arsonist with a hose."
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
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real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time
June 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time
Seems like we should have used something other than norms to govern how the role of the presidency is conducted
June 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Seems like we should have used something other than norms to govern how the role of the presidency is conducted
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This guy stole $10 million from the employees of his nursing home to buy himself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches. He PLED GUILTY.
And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon.
And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...
And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon.
And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...
Trump Pardoned Tax Cheat After Mother Attended $1 Million Dinner
www.nytimes.com
May 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This guy stole $10 million from the employees of his nursing home to buy himself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches. He PLED GUILTY.
And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon.
And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...
And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon.
And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...
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Owner of loudest peep machine wonders why there no peeping.
May 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Owner of loudest peep machine wonders why there no peeping.
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Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.
May 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.
I wish a reporter would just do the right thing and tell him to shut the fuck up
May 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I wish a reporter would just do the right thing and tell him to shut the fuck up
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BREAKING: ICE raided a home with 20 armed agents, ripped a mom & her 3 daughters out of bed in their underwear, held them in the rain for hours at gunpoint—with ZERO charges.
They’re U.S. citizens. This isn’t immigration enforcement. It’s state-sanctioned terror.
They’re U.S. citizens. This isn’t immigration enforcement. It’s state-sanctioned terror.
April 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
BREAKING: ICE raided a home with 20 armed agents, ripped a mom & her 3 daughters out of bed in their underwear, held them in the rain for hours at gunpoint—with ZERO charges.
They’re U.S. citizens. This isn’t immigration enforcement. It’s state-sanctioned terror.
They’re U.S. citizens. This isn’t immigration enforcement. It’s state-sanctioned terror.
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Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
Did they write and film the Daredevil: Born Again finale yesterday? Prescient like a motherfucker! Five stars
April 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Did they write and film the Daredevil: Born Again finale yesterday? Prescient like a motherfucker! Five stars
Alternative fact: slugs are cis boys, snails are cis girls, and they fuck - heterosexually. Their offspring are, of course, puppy dog tails
As a biologist, I'm appalled at pride the White House takes in willful ignorance.
In yesterday's executive order about NPR and PBS, their first example of "the trash that passes for `news' at NPR and PBS" is the statement that "banana slugs are hermaphrodites."
But this is unequivocal fact.
In yesterday's executive order about NPR and PBS, their first example of "the trash that passes for `news' at NPR and PBS" is the statement that "banana slugs are hermaphrodites."
But this is unequivocal fact.
The NPR, PBS Grift Has Ripped Us Off for Too Long
For years, American taxpayers have been on the hook for subsidizing National Public Radio (NPR) and the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), which spread
www.whitehouse.gov
April 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Alternative fact: slugs are cis boys, snails are cis girls, and they fuck - heterosexually. Their offspring are, of course, puppy dog tails
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I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
April 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m loving Chinese manufacturers airing luxury brand’s dirty laundry on TikTok.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjRMTmyP/ ]
Where is Ross Perot when you need his particular set of skills?
The U.S. says it doesn’t have the power to return Abrego Garcia.
El Salvador also says it doesn’t have the power to return Abrego Garcia.
It’s obvious bullshit and depraved to the core.
El Salvador also says it doesn’t have the power to return Abrego Garcia.
It’s obvious bullshit and depraved to the core.
Pam Bondi: “That’s up to El Salvador if they want to return him…If they wanted to return him, we would facilitate it, meaning provide a plane.”
Nayib Bukele: “How can I return him to the U.S.? Like, I smuggle him into the U.S.?”
No, you put him on the plane the AG just said the US would provide!
Nayib Bukele: “How can I return him to the U.S.? Like, I smuggle him into the U.S.?”
No, you put him on the plane the AG just said the US would provide!
April 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Where is Ross Perot when you need his particular set of skills?
Liberation Day 2025 is the day that Donald Trump truly became President of the United States, period.
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April 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Liberation Day 2025 is the day that Donald Trump truly became President of the United States, period.
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"illegal activity, essentially" = 100% legal activity
State Department spox Tammy Bruce just blatantly lies and says that students are getting visas revoked for "illegal activity" (Rumeysa Ozturk was not charged with a crime)
March 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"illegal activity, essentially" = 100% legal activity
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OpenAI is using Studio Ghibli-style memes as an ad hoc promotional campaign for its new image generator—despite Ghibli founder Hayao Miyazaki's famous hatred of AI. Sam Altman made his X avatar a 'Ghiblified' portrait.
Disgracing Miyazaki is part of the point: It's more proof to them tech has won.
Disgracing Miyazaki is part of the point: It's more proof to them tech has won.
OpenAI's Studio Ghibli meme factory is an insult to art itself
Sam Altman is promoting his new image generator by appropriating the work of one of the greatest living animators—who is "disgusted" by AI.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
March 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
OpenAI is using Studio Ghibli-style memes as an ad hoc promotional campaign for its new image generator—despite Ghibli founder Hayao Miyazaki's famous hatred of AI. Sam Altman made his X avatar a 'Ghiblified' portrait.
Disgracing Miyazaki is part of the point: It's more proof to them tech has won.
Disgracing Miyazaki is part of the point: It's more proof to them tech has won.
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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
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Martin Niemoller: first they came for the socialists...
Dem consultants: our polls suggest we should also come for the socialists!!
Dem consultants: our polls suggest we should also come for the socialists!!
March 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Martin Niemoller: first they came for the socialists...
Dem consultants: our polls suggest we should also come for the socialists!!
Dem consultants: our polls suggest we should also come for the socialists!!