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Me, after defeating my child at marble run
a group of baseball players are standing in a dugout and one of them is wearing an indians jersey .
ALT: a group of baseball players are standing in a dugout and one of them is wearing an indians jersey .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me, after defeating my child at marble run
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xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
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Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
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Regia Lucha posted a clip of Santa Claus (& El Grinch) in action from the 7th.
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Regia Lucha posted a clip of Santa Claus (& El Grinch) in action from the 7th.
A thing I really struggle with is how many CFB fans want the sport to be the NFL
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A thing I really struggle with is how many CFB fans want the sport to be the NFL
I expect Eagles fans to holler about false flags just not like this
Watching the Eagles game at an extremely local bar filled with locals in the Poconos and every time there’s a penalty against the Eagles, one guy — who I can assure you has never heard of Dril — shouts “That was a Betsy Ross call!!” and I do not know why
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I expect Eagles fans to holler about false flags just not like this
Dutch Fork on top of that I’ve been a Will Shipley hater for a long dang time
I’m not like you I’ve always hated him (cl*ms*n grad)
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dutch Fork on top of that I’ve been a Will Shipley hater for a long dang time
This is why posting is a sucker’s bet - no matter how right Alex was when he posted it, there was always the chance Oklahoma was going to make him look silly through no fault of his own
Oklahoma's special teams advantage in this game is just massive. They were two tenths of a tick from a block-six on the last Bama punt, too
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is why posting is a sucker’s bet - no matter how right Alex was when he posted it, there was always the chance Oklahoma was going to make him look silly through no fault of his own
Go Cocks
Being an actual fan of a college football program seems like a fate worse than hell.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Go Cocks
Sorta feels like the only crazy thing would be staying at Bama, unless he wins a title and can renegotiate on wildly favorable terms*
*no chance in hell this bama team can win a title
*no chance in hell this bama team can win a title
Maybe I'm crazy but I think Kalen DeBoer should take the Michigan job no matter what happens tonight if it's out there. You don't have to live this way dude! There's great schools out there that'll pay you 90% as much and won't pitchfork you for the sin of not being Bear Bryant or Nick Saban!
December 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sorta feels like the only crazy thing would be staying at Bama, unless he wins a title and can renegotiate on wildly favorable terms*
*no chance in hell this bama team can win a title
*no chance in hell this bama team can win a title
Fuck them cops
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Fuck them cops
Hiring an offensive coordinator because he was a groomsman in your wedding.
Airing of Grievances: what are your bespoke football pet peeves? Not just shotgun in short yardage (we are all people of good taste after all) but little things that go up your ass sideways watching a game?
I *despise* big receivers that don't play like big guys and manhandle DBs.
I *despise* big receivers that don't play like big guys and manhandle DBs.
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hiring an offensive coordinator because he was a groomsman in your wedding.
Lamont built an entire strategy around shooting 3s and forgot to field a team that can make them.
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Lamont built an entire strategy around shooting 3s and forgot to field a team that can make them.
Not the reason were losing (that's the 18% from 3) but some truly dogshit officiating tonight
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Not the reason were losing (that's the 18% from 3) but some truly dogshit officiating tonight
Godfrey out of control with the ball, elbows Strong, so of course they call a blocking foul
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Godfrey out of control with the ball, elbows Strong, so of course they call a blocking foul
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ah shit, RIP to a legend www.wistv.com/2025/12/15/f...
Former South Carolina QB Steve Taneyhill dies at 52
Former South Carolina quarterback Steve Taneyhill has died at the age of 52, according to the Spartanburg County Coroner’s Office.
www.wistv.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ah shit, RIP to a legend www.wistv.com/2025/12/15/f...
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Beamer is exhibiting a lot of symptoms lately of being an unserious guy. Hiring Kendal Briles is but one of them
December 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Beamer is exhibiting a lot of symptoms lately of being an unserious guy. Hiring Kendal Briles is but one of them
Southern Miss OT game may end up aging OK?
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Southern Miss OT game may end up aging OK?
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hate that this tweet is stuck in my head before Army/Navy
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
hate that this tweet is stuck in my head before Army/Navy
The head coach of the Ravens won't even say this, good on Pete.
Pete Alonso said he wants to “make good” on the contract he received from the Orioles. That means taking care of the on-field results. He said he aims to win a trophy here. But Alonso also said it’s important that he immerses himself in the community in Baltimore
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The head coach of the Ravens won't even say this, good on Pete.
Happy for our sake it's not Clayton White, but mad for Clayton White that it's not Clayton White
NEWS: Coastal Carolina has hired Missouri State head coach Ryan Beard as their new head coach.
Beard went 7-5 with Missouri State in its first FBS season this year, also finished top 25 in FCS last year.
Beard went 7-5 with Missouri State in its first FBS season this year, also finished top 25 in FCS last year.
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Happy for our sake it's not Clayton White, but mad for Clayton White that it's not Clayton White
It will also lack a bunch of compelling OOC games due to the expansion to nine games. The conference will say nine leads to a wider variety of SEC matchups, but those will get stale quick and there won't be compelling OOC to drum up interest.
It all really sucks.
It all really sucks.
The SEC announces its 2026 schedule tonight. It'll be filled with a bunch of good matchups - which wouldn't happen if the conference still had divisions.
Why the SEC (and the Big Ten) won't bring back divisions anytime soon.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Why the SEC (and the Big Ten) won't bring back divisions anytime soon.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
As SEC moves to a 9-game schedule, why there’s no need to bring back divisions
The conference is better off with one division, which has led to better matchups even if it means minor headaches.
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It will also lack a bunch of compelling OOC games due to the expansion to nine games. The conference will say nine leads to a wider variety of SEC matchups, but those will get stale quick and there won't be compelling OOC to drum up interest.
It all really sucks.
It all really sucks.
Feeling old as shit listening to @alexkirshner.com on @splitzoneduo.com describe the sanctity of rivalry games on Thanksgiving weekend because when I was growing up they were the weekend prior which made attending Thanksgiving hell if your team lost. They moved when we went to 12 games in 2006.
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Feeling old as shit listening to @alexkirshner.com on @splitzoneduo.com describe the sanctity of rivalry games on Thanksgiving weekend because when I was growing up they were the weekend prior which made attending Thanksgiving hell if your team lost. They moved when we went to 12 games in 2006.