Chief Keef Richards
@chiefkeefrichards.bsky.social
I think it’s disgusting that people change their babies on the same table I do coke off of
May 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I think it’s disgusting that people change their babies on the same table I do coke off of
The traditional victory celebration, skinning your mascot and mocking its life
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The traditional victory celebration, skinning your mascot and mocking its life
I bought new nonslips but they’re too nice so I’m wearing my old ones to work
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I bought new nonslips but they’re too nice so I’m wearing my old ones to work
Doc Rivers gives me hope that I can coast on exactly two accomplishments for two decades
Doc Rivers is a hospice-type coach, I don’t know what this means but it feels right
April 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Doc Rivers gives me hope that I can coast on exactly two accomplishments for two decades
Virginia said she was recruited at Maralago. Just a reminder
April 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Virginia said she was recruited at Maralago. Just a reminder
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"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
Is Katy Perry the Oliver Cromwell of pop music? And if so, what do we do with her head when she dies?
April 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Is Katy Perry the Oliver Cromwell of pop music? And if so, what do we do with her head when she dies?
Getting this gift is a sign you failed as a parent
How good a mom can she be, really, if the entire city is rubble
April 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Getting this gift is a sign you failed as a parent
Me sad walking away, clutching my paper-mache Nixon statue
Something I have always been aware of but apparently some men less so - reading @jess-davies.Sky.social ‘s new book
April 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Me sad walking away, clutching my paper-mache Nixon statue
Me walking into the toy store KNOWING that Gambit figure is coming home with me
The first battle is over, but the war has just begun 😤
April 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Me walking into the toy store KNOWING that Gambit figure is coming home with me
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
Looking back we really just accepted what the Autobots told us
April 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Looking back we really just accepted what the Autobots told us
Hi there! I’m hosting what will probably be my last comedy show for a long time on May 11, and I’d love it if you came.
April 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hi there! I’m hosting what will probably be my last comedy show for a long time on May 11, and I’d love it if you came.
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Every time I think about quitting social media entirely I see a post that puts the true more plainly and succinctly than I could ever hope to
The US could easily afford universal Healthcare, UBI, and have plenty left over for infrastructure, science, space, and education. This has been the case for basically forever, but it now must be the basis of the political opposition campaign.
NEW: GOP lawmakers are preparing reconciliation bill with $90-175 BILLION in new funding for immigration enforcement.
ICE's entire annual budget is ~$9 billion.
Inside the Trump administration's plan for the real mass deportation campaign: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... @theatlantic.com
ICE's entire annual budget is ~$9 billion.
Inside the Trump administration's plan for the real mass deportation campaign: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... @theatlantic.com
April 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Every time I think about quitting social media entirely I see a post that puts the true more plainly and succinctly than I could ever hope to
If you legitimately enjoy golf you’re not allowed to have an opinion on minimum wage
April 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you legitimately enjoy golf you’re not allowed to have an opinion on minimum wage
Very excited to have found this. Black Lizard collection is almost complete
April 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Very excited to have found this. Black Lizard collection is almost complete
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Happy Confederate Surrender Day! 🏳️
April 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Happy Confederate Surrender Day! 🏳️
A customer called today about a receipt dispute and as he grabbed the phone from me he said aloud, “God fuck this person, I hate dealing with these fucking people.”
I had not put them on hold.
I had not put them on hold.
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A customer called today about a receipt dispute and as he grabbed the phone from me he said aloud, “God fuck this person, I hate dealing with these fucking people.”
I had not put them on hold.
I had not put them on hold.
My friend made me a King’s Hand for my birthday. Ate it as a post gym meal
April 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My friend made me a King’s Hand for my birthday. Ate it as a post gym meal
Everyone from Boston is either Aerosmith or Dropkick Murphys and there’s no way to tell until they open their mouth
March 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Everyone from Boston is either Aerosmith or Dropkick Murphys and there’s no way to tell until they open their mouth
Every time I go to the gym this is what I dream of attaining
March 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Every time I go to the gym this is what I dream of attaining
Everyone loves it when you stand around your table and get in the way. You’re the coolest dads at the bar. Women are dreaming about sucking your dicks
March 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Everyone loves it when you stand around your table and get in the way. You’re the coolest dads at the bar. Women are dreaming about sucking your dicks
I heard vcu had some trouble with choking so I hope this helps. #fucktherams
March 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I heard vcu had some trouble with choking so I hope this helps. #fucktherams
A significant vote to fund fascism so a book tour won’t be impacted is just stupid enough. I hope whatever mole people find that story get a hearty chuckle.
March 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
A significant vote to fund fascism so a book tour won’t be impacted is just stupid enough. I hope whatever mole people find that story get a hearty chuckle.