Chill Kessel
@chillkessel.bsky.social
Nice girl, tries hard, loves the game. US expat living in the UK.
Dual citizen 🇺🇸🇬🇧 channeling my inner Kasparaitis.
Dual citizen 🇺🇸🇬🇧 channeling my inner Kasparaitis.
I always go down weird internet rabbit holes during Christmas break. This year it’s Disneyland ghosts and deaths.
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I always go down weird internet rabbit holes during Christmas break. This year it’s Disneyland ghosts and deaths.
According to Rick Tocchet on Missin Curfew, Jagr had about 900 people at his birthday party and about 875 of them were girls.
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December 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
According to Rick Tocchet on Missin Curfew, Jagr had about 900 people at his birthday party and about 875 of them were girls.
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My Christmas vacation has officially begun and tonight is the best vibes.
I look forward to doing mostly absolutely nothing
I look forward to doing mostly absolutely nothing
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My Christmas vacation has officially begun and tonight is the best vibes.
I look forward to doing mostly absolutely nothing
I look forward to doing mostly absolutely nothing
The thing I love about this is the attention to detail. This jersey even has the older bitchy penguin face
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The thing I love about this is the attention to detail. This jersey even has the older bitchy penguin face
Today has been the best day. I passed my 2nd Dan in taekwondo too. 🥋 Hardest test ever. Now celebrating with pizza and wine
Sorry if some have already seen this but Christmas came early for me today. Husband saw this on sale and surprised me with it this afternoon.
It's not every day you come in the door and see a big ol GOAT jersey sitting there
It's not every day you come in the door and see a big ol GOAT jersey sitting there
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Today has been the best day. I passed my 2nd Dan in taekwondo too. 🥋 Hardest test ever. Now celebrating with pizza and wine
Sorry if some have already seen this but Christmas came early for me today. Husband saw this on sale and surprised me with it this afternoon.
It's not every day you come in the door and see a big ol GOAT jersey sitting there
It's not every day you come in the door and see a big ol GOAT jersey sitting there
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Sorry if some have already seen this but Christmas came early for me today. Husband saw this on sale and surprised me with it this afternoon.
It's not every day you come in the door and see a big ol GOAT jersey sitting there
It's not every day you come in the door and see a big ol GOAT jersey sitting there
These ladies lighting up like Christmas trees at the sight of Double J in blue jeans
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
These ladies lighting up like Christmas trees at the sight of Double J in blue jeans
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Goalies really are a special breed.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Goalies really are a special breed.
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My neighbor put a sign in her window asking what my cat’s name was. It was a lovely little bit of human interaction at a time when I really needed it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My neighbor put a sign in her window asking what my cat’s name was. It was a lovely little bit of human interaction at a time when I really needed it.
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I want to live an ad free life
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I want to live an ad free life
Seattle sports usually never fail to disappoint me
a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .
ALT: a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Seattle sports usually never fail to disappoint me
Again, Monday can just kiss my ass.
October 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Again, Monday can just kiss my ass.
For my hockey people that might find my Seattle sports bits confusing, I grew up in Washington state. The anomaly was that I saw two guys named Jaromir and Mario on TV in the early 90s and we didn’t have a hockey team
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
For my hockey people that might find my Seattle sports bits confusing, I grew up in Washington state. The anomaly was that I saw two guys named Jaromir and Mario on TV in the early 90s and we didn’t have a hockey team
Big Dumper is trending. I’m surprised it was never a nickname used in the NHL to my knowledge 😆 go Mariners.
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Big Dumper is trending. I’m surprised it was never a nickname used in the NHL to my knowledge 😆 go Mariners.
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Chilling in the sun.
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Chilling in the sun.
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Kasparaitis Kruncher's (1997-1999): Then-Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman, Darius Kasparaitis apparently loved pickles so much, that he was honored with his own line of "Russian style" spicy dill spears.
April 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kasparaitis Kruncher's (1997-1999): Then-Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman, Darius Kasparaitis apparently loved pickles so much, that he was honored with his own line of "Russian style" spicy dill spears.
The last time the Mariners were in the ALCS I was living in the U.S. 24 years ago. Yikes
Went to one of their games and instead of catching a fly ball I screamed and ducked
Went to one of their games and instead of catching a fly ball I screamed and ducked
October 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The last time the Mariners were in the ALCS I was living in the U.S. 24 years ago. Yikes
Went to one of their games and instead of catching a fly ball I screamed and ducked
Went to one of their games and instead of catching a fly ball I screamed and ducked
Mariners!!
Sheesh I don’t remember the last time I had something interesting or happy to be about in sports but hey.
Sheesh I don’t remember the last time I had something interesting or happy to be about in sports but hey.
a mascot in a moose costume is jumping in the air in front of a crowd .
ALT: a mascot in a moose costume is jumping in the air in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Mariners!!
Sheesh I don’t remember the last time I had something interesting or happy to be about in sports but hey.
Sheesh I don’t remember the last time I had something interesting or happy to be about in sports but hey.
Go Mariners. I can’t believe they are playing in October ⚾️
a mascot wearing a white shirt that says mar
ALT: a mascot wearing a white shirt that says mar
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Go Mariners. I can’t believe they are playing in October ⚾️
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Suddenly, and to Rodney’s horror, the police arrived with nerd-sniffing dogs.
September 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Suddenly, and to Rodney’s horror, the police arrived with nerd-sniffing dogs.
I don’t know anyone who is keen on this. They already have my biometric data, are they going to have to scan my butt when I come into the airport too?
Every adult in Britain to require new ‘Brit Card’ ID
Every adult in Britain to require new ‘Brit Card’ ID
www.independent.co.uk
September 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I don’t know anyone who is keen on this. They already have my biometric data, are they going to have to scan my butt when I come into the airport too?
Mariners
an orange and white cat with its mouth open looks at the camera
ALT: an orange and white cat with its mouth open looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Mariners