every time I change birth control it’s like “well the last one was horrible, we don’t know why and I guess we will see what happens with this one”
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
every time I change birth control it’s like “well the last one was horrible, we don’t know why and I guess we will see what happens with this one”
guys being dudes @antonioslamsci.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
guys being dudes @antonioslamsci.bsky.social
I have overcommitted to crocheting and baking this year why am I an enemy to myself
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have overcommitted to crocheting and baking this year why am I an enemy to myself
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
being conscious at any point this year
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
being conscious at any point this year
any “news outlet” using “cancer symptoms you shouldn’t ignore” as clickbait are the first to go in the pit
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
any “news outlet” using “cancer symptoms you shouldn’t ignore” as clickbait are the first to go in the pit
time person of the year as if I need to know about another guy
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
time person of the year as if I need to know about another guy
he can shave parmesan onto my salad but if he looks me in the eyes I’m calling the national guard
A new look at Cody Rhodes as Guile in the new Street Fighter movie
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
he can shave parmesan onto my salad but if he looks me in the eyes I’m calling the national guard
everyone over 50 is getting this im so tired
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
everyone over 50 is getting this im so tired
not enough women talk about how terrifying pregnancy is like I do not want my organs shuffled like a magicians deck of cards but ok
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
not enough women talk about how terrifying pregnancy is like I do not want my organs shuffled like a magicians deck of cards but ok
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I don't want to know about everything
Fuck off
Fuck off
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't want to know about everything
Fuck off
Fuck off
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clapps favorite pears, painted by royal charles steadman, 1924
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
clapps favorite pears, painted by royal charles steadman, 1924
stop telling me that having kids is hard. if the drunkest girl in pajama pants at my highschool could do it 4 times I can probably do it once and be fine
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
stop telling me that having kids is hard. if the drunkest girl in pajama pants at my highschool could do it 4 times I can probably do it once and be fine
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
I would like my job to be the guy at the aquarium who puts on his scuba gear and kisses all the fish goodnight
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I would like my job to be the guy at the aquarium who puts on his scuba gear and kisses all the fish goodnight
swearing within earshot of your roomba voids the warranty fyi
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
swearing within earshot of your roomba voids the warranty fyi
I will no longer be watching white guys eat hot peppers for content the horse is dead
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I will no longer be watching white guys eat hot peppers for content the horse is dead
replacing my vape with a grape harmonica so I can make something of my life
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
replacing my vape with a grape harmonica so I can make something of my life
as soon as we figure out how to make the first 15 seconds of Rasputin into a pill we will be ok
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
as soon as we figure out how to make the first 15 seconds of Rasputin into a pill we will be ok
I didn’t return my dentists phone call for 3 days and they started following me on Instagram am I cooked
October 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I didn’t return my dentists phone call for 3 days and they started following me on Instagram am I cooked
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can someone intervene on my wife
September 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
can someone intervene on my wife
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The homeopathic cure for autism already exists
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The homeopathic cure for autism already exists
my children will grow up 2005 Amish you get a Motorola razor and dial up internet. godspeed.
September 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
my children will grow up 2005 Amish you get a Motorola razor and dial up internet. godspeed.