Isaac
chiralconman.bsky.social
Isaac
@chiralconman.bsky.social
Bigoted against economists
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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GO BIRDS

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
September 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Score Update:
DAL 14 - 7 PHI
14:56 2Q

This game has a 0% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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pipe
July 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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estrogen couldnt have saved john mcafee but it wouldve probaqbly made him funnier
July 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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i'm generally skeptical of Big Three crossovers- hamburger hotdog stinks, and hamburger pizza is mid at best- but Pizza Hotdog actually shows a lot of promise. this space needs more research and development
June 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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yup
February 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I have a baseless assumption that the distinction between abusive polycule and cult is more academic than practical
February 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I'm saying Go Birds because there's a chance their victory riot turns into a general strike
February 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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FIVE SACKS BABY WELCOME TO HELL

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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STRAIGHT UP TURNS AND LOOKS DIRECLTY INTO THE CAMERA AND SAYS HEY DRAKE I HEAR YOU LIKE 'EM YOUNG AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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The Eagles have more points than the Chiefs have yards
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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GO MOTHERFUCKING BIRDS SCREAMING OUT LOUD BABY FUCK THE CHIEFS FAKEST FUCKING 15-2 RECORD IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL DOGSHIT ASS TEAM NEVER HAD TO PLAY A REAL DEFENSE IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
December 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I'm seeing the coca cola AI ad on actual tv, and I believe it to be fully satanic
December 29, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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ok since we're doing these
December 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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I don’t like to brag, but by twenty minutes or so into any Columbo episode, I have figured out who the killer is.
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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(Mouthing the words to myself as I have a spiritual awakening) drugs and appliances…condiments and sauces
rip st. augustine you would have gone fucking crazy for honey mustard
December 5, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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what if the CEO killer turns out to be a disgruntled shareholder who was mad that united healthcare isn't denying enough claims
December 6, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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after six months on the secret base patreon, we're finally gonna drop this for free on youtube tomorrow
December 6, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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for years now my personal motto has been "fuck 'em, kill 'em and eat 'em" but according to the principal of this school where i gave a career day speech some people consider this
"inappropriate"
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM