Alix
@chocohalix.bsky.social
Books, Cats, food, fan of singing very loudly to music as a cure all. She/her
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Houseplants are proper little whiny bitches.
"Oh! You have moved me four inches along the shelf! I will now shed all my leaves and look sad for an entire year!"
"Oh! You have moved me four inches along the shelf! I will now shed all my leaves and look sad for an entire year!"
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Houseplants are proper little whiny bitches.
"Oh! You have moved me four inches along the shelf! I will now shed all my leaves and look sad for an entire year!"
"Oh! You have moved me four inches along the shelf! I will now shed all my leaves and look sad for an entire year!"
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
Trees down, decs away, windows opened and the house blown through and everything feels much better
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Trees down, decs away, windows opened and the house blown through and everything feels much better
Dauphinoise made and ham boiling….. #ChristmasEveCooking
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Dauphinoise made and ham boiling….. #ChristmasEveCooking
This old gent has a very strange relationship with our printer…. When he heard it kick in, he comes to watch it spew the paper out. Now he’s in his senior years his mind moves a little slower. I finished printing 20 mins ago and he’s still keeping vigil…. 🥺
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This old gent has a very strange relationship with our printer…. When he heard it kick in, he comes to watch it spew the paper out. Now he’s in his senior years his mind moves a little slower. I finished printing 20 mins ago and he’s still keeping vigil…. 🥺
Vitiligo, Pertussis and Evorel… 2boys and a girl
Top ten names that would make a decent baby name if it wasn’t already the name of a medical condition or medication…
10. Amnesia
9. Rubella
8. Codeine
7. Malaria
6. Paxil
5. Alopecia
4. Bonjela
3. Aphasia
2. Typhus
1. Chlamydia
10. Amnesia
9. Rubella
8. Codeine
7. Malaria
6. Paxil
5. Alopecia
4. Bonjela
3. Aphasia
2. Typhus
1. Chlamydia
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Vitiligo, Pertussis and Evorel… 2boys and a girl
Christmas shop delivered with only 2 insignificant subs, presents wrapped, OOO on til 5th Jan
#whooooooooop
#whooooooooop
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Christmas shop delivered with only 2 insignificant subs, presents wrapped, OOO on til 5th Jan
#whooooooooop
#whooooooooop
“Mr Matt, Bintang time?” Is also my current favourite phrase 😎
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“Mr Matt, Bintang time?” Is also my current favourite phrase 😎
Today the beach is full of people who don’t understand quiet voices. Mitigated only by the fact they’re speaking French/ German & Portuguese and as I can’t understand I can tune it out 🧘♀️👵🏻😂
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Today the beach is full of people who don’t understand quiet voices. Mitigated only by the fact they’re speaking French/ German & Portuguese and as I can’t understand I can tune it out 🧘♀️👵🏻😂
How interesting that those in the crowd incapable of being quiet and respectful to all the players are leaving early when their bad sportsmanship didn’t sway it their way 🤔
September 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How interesting that those in the crowd incapable of being quiet and respectful to all the players are leaving early when their bad sportsmanship didn’t sway it their way 🤔
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What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
Why do velociraptors make bad pets?
Because they're all dead
Because they're all dead
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bulldozer.
A bulldozer.
Sunday is consisting of cross stitch, the Ryder Cup and a G&T
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sunday is consisting of cross stitch, the Ryder Cup and a G&T
Today is a life admin day but has started with a workout and now coffee on the garden while I wait for the food shop to be delivered
August 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Today is a life admin day but has started with a workout and now coffee on the garden while I wait for the food shop to be delivered
Age verification?
I remember when a phone call from a public phone box cost 10p
I remember when a phone call from a public phone box cost 10p
Age verification?
I remember typing numbers into a calculator so they made a word when you turned them upside down
I remember typing numbers into a calculator so they made a word when you turned them upside down
Age verification?
I remember when Cadbury’s Freddo was 10p
I remember when Cadbury’s Freddo was 10p
July 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Age verification?
I remember when a phone call from a public phone box cost 10p
I remember when a phone call from a public phone box cost 10p
Been rewarded after a fabulous holiday with plane lurgy and honestly I’m pissed off about it 😫
July 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Been rewarded after a fabulous holiday with plane lurgy and honestly I’m pissed off about it 😫
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Do I have any comment on the Parthenon Marbles? Well, it's a big relief!
June 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Do I have any comment on the Parthenon Marbles? Well, it's a big relief!
Ngl; I’ve been looking forward to this weekend for a while now and am delighted it’s finally here!
June 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ngl; I’ve been looking forward to this weekend for a while now and am delighted it’s finally here!
Today 18 has applied for her student loan and accommodation and now we’re watching Clue after she quoted it over dinner and has never seen the film 😱
May 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Today 18 has applied for her student loan and accommodation and now we’re watching Clue after she quoted it over dinner and has never seen the film 😱
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Hey you know how he was Robert yesterday morning and now he's Leo?
It's that easy to respect someone's chosen name.
It's that easy to respect someone's chosen name.
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey you know how he was Robert yesterday morning and now he's Leo?
It's that easy to respect someone's chosen name.
It's that easy to respect someone's chosen name.
QT of you on holiday, when & where …
Prague, yesterday 😁
Prague, yesterday 😁
April 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
QT of you on holiday, when & where …
Prague, yesterday 😁
Prague, yesterday 😁
Gerald had moved in and spends their time in their web and hiding in the top of the shower screen… #NotMuchLuckWithTheFlies
#EverythingIsFineAsLongAsWeKnowWhereTheyAre
#EverythingIsFineAsLongAsWeKnowWhereTheyAre
April 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Gerald had moved in and spends their time in their web and hiding in the top of the shower screen… #NotMuchLuckWithTheFlies
#EverythingIsFineAsLongAsWeKnowWhereTheyAre
#EverythingIsFineAsLongAsWeKnowWhereTheyAre
Well the cat is several kilos lighter #MoultingSeason
April 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Well the cat is several kilos lighter #MoultingSeason