Chris Woo
@chrisdwoo.bsky.social
话说天下大势，分久必合，合久必分。
In my 躺平 era。
In my 躺平 era。
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this was a great moment in modern American history, it instantly stopped this man from becoming a more consequential figure
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
this was a great moment in modern American history, it instantly stopped this man from becoming a more consequential figure
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Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.
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Surely someone has done an Alien: Covenant/Prometheus MV of David the android to NoSo's "David" yes?
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Surely someone has done an Alien: Covenant/Prometheus MV of David the android to NoSo's "David" yes?
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man you are under ATTACK, what are you TALKING about
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
man you are under ATTACK, what are you TALKING about
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
Must be going through it: have listened to NoSo's "Nara" 550+ times in the last four days...
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Must be going through it: have listened to NoSo's "Nara" 550+ times in the last four days...
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Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
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rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
Me reading the new Wayward Children book when you-know-who returned to cause more trouble: "Oh, this bitch."
And then I cackled madly.
And then I cackled madly.
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Me reading the new Wayward Children book when you-know-who returned to cause more trouble: "Oh, this bitch."
And then I cackled madly.
And then I cackled madly.
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What can I say? I love the OG Star Tours poster 🤷♂️
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
What can I say? I love the OG Star Tours poster 🤷♂️
Favorite part of the newest @nogodsnomayors.com pod is when Riley realizes Frank Melton is dead and you can’t libel the dead so they stop bleeping the defamatory statements.
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Favorite part of the newest @nogodsnomayors.com pod is when Riley realizes Frank Melton is dead and you can’t libel the dead so they stop bleeping the defamatory statements.
I forgot how much sense8 rules
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I forgot how much sense8 rules
Just the dumbest timeline.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Just the dumbest timeline.
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This is one of those Onion articles where you really truly have to read it it's a fucking work of art. Just absolutely magnificent stuff
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This is one of those Onion articles where you really truly have to read it it's a fucking work of art. Just absolutely magnificent stuff
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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“It’s bad luck Ghorman. We need what's in the ground, and when we're done, there won't be much left to call home."
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
“It’s bad luck Ghorman. We need what's in the ground, and when we're done, there won't be much left to call home."
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this still seems fairly plausible as an outcome
3. Returning Venezuelan exiles and opposition networks find themselves without promised US support, army factions, militias, narco-gangs, illegal mining paramilitaries, Colombian insurgents like ELN pick sides and a country with 6 million weapons in circulation plunges into escalating conflict
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
this still seems fairly plausible as an outcome
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fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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I've been tracking the spread of nonconsensual deepfakes on X for more than two years. Here's a timeline of how Musk's leadership allowed the practice to flourish from a once-underground market to a viral trend, with little recourse for victims or legal enforcement.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
How Grok's sexual abuse hit a tipping point
Nonconsensual deepfakes on X are nothing new, but now it's built into the platform.
spitfirenews.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I've been tracking the spread of nonconsensual deepfakes on X for more than two years. Here's a timeline of how Musk's leadership allowed the practice to flourish from a once-underground market to a viral trend, with little recourse for victims or legal enforcement.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...
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Media is starting to report the Grok child porn story but way too many are centering the bot's "apologies" and "admissions" without explaining that these are being generated in response to user requests and are not in anyway authentic or meaningful.
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Media is starting to report the Grok child porn story but way too many are centering the bot's "apologies" and "admissions" without explaining that these are being generated in response to user requests and are not in anyway authentic or meaningful.
I had a good think about this and I have answers from various ages of my life: from 7-18, “How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way”; 18-24 “Evolution and the Theory of Games”; and currently “McMaster-Carr Catalog”
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I had a good think about this and I have answers from various ages of my life: from 7-18, “How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way”; 18-24 “Evolution and the Theory of Games”; and currently “McMaster-Carr Catalog”
I don’t know why but I always have to watch The Last Starfighter around Christmas/New Years. No reason why that should be but years ago I got it into my brain that this should be a thing I do so now I do it.
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I don’t know why but I always have to watch The Last Starfighter around Christmas/New Years. No reason why that should be but years ago I got it into my brain that this should be a thing I do so now I do it.