Chris Hood
@chrishoodau.bsky.social
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I could not hate this any more
Pack it up folks, we’re done, the worst take has been found
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I could not hate this any more
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“Too young for social media but old enough to be tried as an adult in a court of law”
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Too young for social media but old enough to be tried as an adult in a court of law”
Bugle dream team!
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Bugle dream team!
Excellent
This really is very good
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Excellent
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If you would like to see me live on stage with Andy Zaltzman, look no further!
The Bugle Live - Brisbane | The Paddo Tavern
Tuesday 2nd December 2025
Doors 6.00pm
Show 7.00pm
🎟️ https://www.standup.com.au/event/andy-zaltzman-the-bugle-live/
The Bugle Live - Brisbane | The Paddo Tavern
Tuesday 2nd December 2025
Doors 6.00pm
Show 7.00pm
🎟️ https://www.standup.com.au/event/andy-zaltzman-the-bugle-live/
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If you would like to see me live on stage with Andy Zaltzman, look no further!
The Bugle Live - Brisbane | The Paddo Tavern
Tuesday 2nd December 2025
Doors 6.00pm
Show 7.00pm
🎟️ https://www.standup.com.au/event/andy-zaltzman-the-bugle-live/
The Bugle Live - Brisbane | The Paddo Tavern
Tuesday 2nd December 2025
Doors 6.00pm
Show 7.00pm
🎟️ https://www.standup.com.au/event/andy-zaltzman-the-bugle-live/
I do love a Perth test match.
Can spend the afternoon at work pretending to be productive watching the match, then get to come home and watch all evening
Can spend the afternoon at work pretending to be productive watching the match, then get to come home and watch all evening
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I do love a Perth test match.
Can spend the afternoon at work pretending to be productive watching the match, then get to come home and watch all evening
Can spend the afternoon at work pretending to be productive watching the match, then get to come home and watch all evening
You’d better believe it’s the most wonderful time of the year
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You’d better believe it’s the most wonderful time of the year
But the cruelty is worth so much more than the dollars alone
Taxpayers spent a quarter of a billion dollars propping up the dying greyhound racing industry in 2024, an independent study has revealed.
Greyhound racing's annual bill hits a quarter-billion from taxpayers
The cost of propping up the dying dog racing industry hit a quarter of a billion dollars in 2024. And what did taxpayers get? Hundreds of dead greyhounds, with thousands more injured.
www.crikey.com.au
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
But the cruelty is worth so much more than the dollars alone
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Today's front page 🏴
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Today's front page 🏴
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Inside you there are two wolves
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Inside you there are two wolves
I’m sure that the Australian Government, famous for doing IT Projects Good, will execute this well
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m sure that the Australian Government, famous for doing IT Projects Good, will execute this well
That’s me in the lunchroom
That’s me by the microwave
Heating up my tuna
That’s me by the microwave
Heating up my tuna
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That’s me in the lunchroom
That’s me by the microwave
Heating up my tuna
That’s me by the microwave
Heating up my tuna
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Yep, shouldn’t have eaten that bowl of cupcake icing.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Yep, shouldn’t have eaten that bowl of cupcake icing.
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Society is 9 missed meals from anarchy.
Any Australian political party is 3 newspolls from a spill.
Any Australian political party is 3 newspolls from a spill.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Society is 9 missed meals from anarchy.
Any Australian political party is 3 newspolls from a spill.
Any Australian political party is 3 newspolls from a spill.
Definitely a contender
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Definitely a contender
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EAT MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE, CHUCK SCHUMER.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
EAT MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE, CHUCK SCHUMER.
Absolutely fuming that the QLD government doesn't have any voting locations open today
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Absolutely fuming that the QLD government doesn't have any voting locations open today
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We're hiring infrastructure experts. If you (or someone you know) can rack n stack, work with VMWare, Azure Local, AD, Exchange, Azure etc etc im keen to put them forward for the Infra Principal role at Brennan!
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We're hiring infrastructure experts. If you (or someone you know) can rack n stack, work with VMWare, Azure Local, AD, Exchange, Azure etc etc im keen to put them forward for the Infra Principal role at Brennan!