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Chris Keppler
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Comms & Public Affairs, Diplomacy, Humanitarian Relief, Children’s Advocacy
Sharing advice I got from a police officer at Camden Yards a few years ago:

Write your cell # on a piece of paper and place it in your child’s shoe. Tell your child if they get separated from you to find a police officer and tell them to call Mom/Dad.

Wishing everyone a happy and safe holiday ✌️
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
To grandmother’s house we go…
December 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Again. It’s not the legitimate scientists at HHS who want to “overhaul the childhood vaccine schedule.

It is RFK Jr. and his handpicked group of megalomaniacs who believe that their ignorant whims override the entirety of the body of scientific evidence for vaccines.
HHS planning to overhaul childhood vaccine schedule to recommend fewer shots, source says | CNN
The US Department of Health and Human Services is planning to overhaul the schedule of recommended vaccines for children in the US, a person familiar with the plans told CNN on Thursday.
www.cnn.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Let’s start the clock (h/t Liz Truss)
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maureen Dowd, NYTimes Gift Article: Leaving Hungry Pols to Help Hungry Kids

Please help support Share Our Strength’s fight. When you’re talking about hungry kids, by all means, let’s do whatever it takes.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/o...
Opinion | Leaving Hungry Pols to Help Hungry Kids
www.nytimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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DeSantis is moving forward with proposals to eliminate K-12 vaccine mandates for hepatitis B, varicella and Haemophilus influenzae type b or Hib and pneumococcal conjugate vaccine for children attending child care.
Florida plows ahead with push to roll back certain vaccine mandates for schoolchildren
Florida officials are plowing ahead with a proposal to roll back certain vaccine mandates for the state’s schoolchildren, after Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis called for the state to become the first…
www.orlandosentinel.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Next week the Dodgers are going to sign me to play CF too
Rep. Mark Harris says the Republican healthcare plan is coming next week!
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is the economy Trump inherited 👇
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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It took dozens of special agents the best part of a decade to bring Juan Orlando Hernández to justice for flooding US cities with cocaine. Then, in a single social media post last week, Donald Trump set the former Honduran president free. on.ft.com/4oxBJ2v
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The Trump apologist checklist after Trump or his administration does something awful:

1. Fake news, it didn’t happen.
2. It might’ve happened, but it would be OK if it happened.
3. So it happened, so what.
4. Whatabout [insert names of various presidents here]
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
To no one’s surprise Trump doesn’t care about Ukraine or the suffering of her people since Russia’s invasion. Trump doesn’t care about European unity, NATO or the post-WW2 world order.

Trump cares about Trump, Inc.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Corporate Media is going to pretend that Trump is heartbroken about the two West Virginian National Guardsmen being shot in DC, but the entire point of moving a standing army into a peaceful city was to induce violence by The People to justify more violence by Trump on The People in retaliation.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Trump just going through Putin's checklist:
- weaken COP, G20, other intl. institutions of US-led global order
- abandon Ukraine and eventually NATO
- tariffs break down US global econ power, trash alliances
- vaporize our soft power - USAID, etc
- disable cyber protections
- promote anti-vax
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let’s hope these women find peace - and large restitution payments - from the men who raped them. #EpsteinFiles
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
World War II cemeteries in the U.S. and Europe show how important the trans-Atlantic partnership is to preserving peace, Jonathan Darman writes.

Jonathan Darman, a journalist and historian, is the author of “Becoming FDR.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/o...
Opinion | ‘Thanks, U.S.A.’
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Trump administration is starving American children to prevent the release of the Epstein files.

Shutdown, ICE, SNAP, flight delays, AZ congresswoman, fishermen murders ->
all distractions from Trump & Epstein and trafficking and rape of girls.
Breaking news: The Trump administration over the weekend ordered states to stop distributing full food assistance benefits for November to the 42 million low-income Americans risking food insecurity.
Trump administration orders states to pause paying full SNAP benefits
A memo issued by the Agriculture Dept. warns states that if they fail to comply with the new orders, they will face consequences.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
TAKE ON ME’ HAS BEEN STUCK IN OUR HEADS FOR 40 YEARS.

Here’s how it got there.

wapo.st/4hNSZyJ
‘Take On Me’ has been stuck in our heads for 40 years. Here’s how it got there.
“Take On Me,” the 1980s synth-pop hit song from the band A-ha, marks 40 years of global ubiquity even while personal disputes have chilled the Norwegian trio.
wapo.st
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM