Chris Lunney Jaffe
@chrislunney.bsky.social
Blue dot on FL barrier island 💙
Used to live in the CA desert (fyi—no one calls it Cali)
Wife, Mom, & Gran
Retired Teacher
Dual Citizen 🇺🇸+🇮🇪
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Please don't try to sell me anything.
Do not mistake our humanity for weakness!
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Used to live in the CA desert (fyi—no one calls it Cali)
Wife, Mom, & Gran
Retired Teacher
Dual Citizen 🇺🇸+🇮🇪
🚫DMs or Crypto.
Please don't try to sell me anything.
Do not mistake our humanity for weakness!
—Also🚫porn—
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The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
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I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
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"Minnesota Public Radio published one account confirming that one officer ordered Good to drive away from the scene where an ICE vehicle was stuck in a snowbank, while another yelled for her to get out of the car"
How's it HER fault for obeying an ICE order, MAGA?
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open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
How's it HER fault for obeying an ICE order, MAGA?
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open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
In Honor of Renee Nicole Good
Two stories emerge from her horrific murder: what happened that day, and what is happening now everywhere
open.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
"Minnesota Public Radio published one account confirming that one officer ordered Good to drive away from the scene where an ICE vehicle was stuck in a snowbank, while another yelled for her to get out of the car"
How's it HER fault for obeying an ICE order, MAGA?
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open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
How's it HER fault for obeying an ICE order, MAGA?
🤬
open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
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Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
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This is a good idea! Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) said, “If the governor has the ability to issue driver’s licenses to people in California, if you’re going to wear a mask and not identify yourself, you’re not going to be eligible to drive a vehicle in California.”
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This is a good idea! Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) said, “If the governor has the ability to issue driver’s licenses to people in California, if you’re going to wear a mask and not identify yourself, you’re not going to be eligible to drive a vehicle in California.”
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Bill Barr had the reporter who broke the Epstein story surveilled. Nothing to see here, folks.
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bill Barr had the reporter who broke the Epstein story surveilled. Nothing to see here, folks.
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I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
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The American people deserve to feel protected by their president. Not attacked by him.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The American people deserve to feel protected by their president. Not attacked by him.
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
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Sign in front of manger says, “The Holy Family is safe in our church,” and gives a number to call if you see immigration agents.
There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons.
www.wpri.com/new-england/...
There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons.
www.wpri.com/new-england/...
‘ICE was here’: Massachusetts church displays message in Nativity scene
A nativity display at a church in Dedham, Massachusetts, is sparking a debate.
www.wpri.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sign in front of manger says, “The Holy Family is safe in our church,” and gives a number to call if you see immigration agents.
There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons.
www.wpri.com/new-england/...
There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons.
www.wpri.com/new-england/...
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“The decision was made to exclude me from the filmed production of Swan Lake because I was told my brown skin would disrupt the aesthetic.” ~ Misty Copeland
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“The decision was made to exclude me from the filmed production of Swan Lake because I was told my brown skin would disrupt the aesthetic.” ~ Misty Copeland
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
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Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
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BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
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There was a 13 point swing last night in TN-07.
If we see a 13 point swing in South Carolina in Nov 2026 Lindsey Graham will be retired and I will be the first ever pediatrician Senator.
If we see a 13 point swing in South Carolina in Nov 2026 Lindsey Graham will be retired and I will be the first ever pediatrician Senator.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
There was a 13 point swing last night in TN-07.
If we see a 13 point swing in South Carolina in Nov 2026 Lindsey Graham will be retired and I will be the first ever pediatrician Senator.
If we see a 13 point swing in South Carolina in Nov 2026 Lindsey Graham will be retired and I will be the first ever pediatrician Senator.
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Shitposting till dawn to distract from the Epstein Files is, apparently, exhausting.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Shitposting till dawn to distract from the Epstein Files is, apparently, exhausting.
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
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The fate of the free world rests on someone who requires weekly MRI tests to monitor his advancing dementia.
We can do better.
We can do better.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The fate of the free world rests on someone who requires weekly MRI tests to monitor his advancing dementia.
We can do better.
We can do better.
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Day 1248 of #IansDailyPhotoChallenge and somehow managed to get a stylist post 2 days running
This lovely cow looks to have had a nice pamper day, great fringe going on and the mud pack was for its feet! 🤗🐮🐮❤️ #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
This lovely cow looks to have had a nice pamper day, great fringe going on and the mud pack was for its feet! 🤗🐮🐮❤️ #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Day 1248 of #IansDailyPhotoChallenge and somehow managed to get a stylist post 2 days running
This lovely cow looks to have had a nice pamper day, great fringe going on and the mud pack was for its feet! 🤗🐮🐮❤️ #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
This lovely cow looks to have had a nice pamper day, great fringe going on and the mud pack was for its feet! 🤗🐮🐮❤️ #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
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oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop