🎄 Chris 🇨🇦
@chrismason.cc
GRC and Privacy Analyst. American in Canada. Opinions are my own, and their validity is often questionable.
Elbows up. 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
SW-7865-8430-5505
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/realchrismason
Montreal, QC
Elbows up. 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
SW-7865-8430-5505
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/realchrismason
Montreal, QC
Pinned
🎄 Chris 🇨🇦
@chrismason.cc
· Jan 20
This account is, and always will be a safe space for anyone that considers themselves part of the LGBTQ+ community.
It, however, is ABSOLUTELY NOT a safe space for anyone that supports, excuses, or voted for Donald Trump, or any local MAGA candidates. Period.
It, however, is ABSOLUTELY NOT a safe space for anyone that supports, excuses, or voted for Donald Trump, or any local MAGA candidates. Period.
Here are the accounts I interacted with the most on Bluesky in 2025 in terms of overall engagements:
@wamorrison95.bsky.social
@lukeacl.com
@friendlywraith.bsky.social
@nixostorme.bsky.social
See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
@wamorrison95.bsky.social
@lukeacl.com
@friendlywraith.bsky.social
@nixostorme.bsky.social
See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Here are the accounts I interacted with the most on Bluesky in 2025 in terms of overall engagements:
@wamorrison95.bsky.social
@lukeacl.com
@friendlywraith.bsky.social
@nixostorme.bsky.social
See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
@wamorrison95.bsky.social
@lukeacl.com
@friendlywraith.bsky.social
@nixostorme.bsky.social
See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
Ok, did the queen reveal video really need to be an hour?
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ok, did the queen reveal video really need to be an hour?
This is one of the coats I bought the other night, but why do all the coats similar have those stupid flipping inserts? They look so silly.
Removable quilted bib Donegal coat
Le 31 by Simons: an exclusive designed in Canada- Recycled wool-blend tweed- Satiny lining- Removable quilted bib with zips in polyester fabric made from recycled plastic bottles- Zip closure under sn...
www.simons.ca
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is one of the coats I bought the other night, but why do all the coats similar have those stupid flipping inserts? They look so silly.
Yea, that tracks, though Rise Up being the Top Song is surprising especially with how frequently I/we listened to the Wicked soundtrack in the car.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yea, that tracks, though Rise Up being the Top Song is surprising especially with how frequently I/we listened to the Wicked soundtrack in the car.
Reposted by 🎄 Chris 🇨🇦
I can’t promise that this is the first time a Canadian publisher of a beloved children’s book series has publicly condemned the bloodthirsty US secretary of defense’s use of its imagery to smirkingly defend heinous war crimes. I mean who can say.
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I can’t promise that this is the first time a Canadian publisher of a beloved children’s book series has publicly condemned the bloodthirsty US secretary of defense’s use of its imagery to smirkingly defend heinous war crimes. I mean who can say.
Reposted by 🎄 Chris 🇨🇦
Reposted by 🎄 Chris 🇨🇦
🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
My little bubbel for November.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My little bubbel for November.
My vm message literally says not to leave a vm, but to text me instead.
"I just tried to call"
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My vm message literally says not to leave a vm, but to text me instead.
This is true.
My problem with Heated Rivalry is that no one in Ottawa is that hot.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is true.
Already dropped a selfie on the over 30 thread…
I’m 43 and my knees hurt.
I’m 43 and my knees hurt.
Over 40 drop a selfie!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Already dropped a selfie on the over 30 thread…
I’m 43 and my knees hurt.
I’m 43 and my knees hurt.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Blue Whale 🐋
Moose 🫎
Polar Bear 🐻❄️
Bald Eagle 🦅
Grey Wolf 🐺
Blue Whale 🐋
Moose 🫎
Polar Bear 🐻❄️
Bald Eagle 🦅
Grey Wolf 🐺
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Deer 🦌
Swan 🦢
Turkey 🦃
Coyote 🐕
Moose 🫎
Deer 🦌
Swan 🦢
Turkey 🦃
Coyote 🐕
Moose 🫎
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Periodical cicada
Banana slug
Groundhog
Blue heron
Black vulture
Periodical cicada
Banana slug
Groundhog
Blue heron
Black vulture
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Blue Whale 🐋
Moose 🫎
Polar Bear 🐻❄️
Bald Eagle 🦅
Grey Wolf 🐺
Blue Whale 🐋
Moose 🫎
Polar Bear 🐻❄️
Bald Eagle 🦅
Grey Wolf 🐺
I do not need two new coats.
I do not need two new coats.
Fuck it, it’s Vendredi Fou, and they’re on sale.
I do not need two new coats.
Fuck it, it’s Vendredi Fou, and they’re on sale.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I do not need two new coats.
I do not need two new coats.
Fuck it, it’s Vendredi Fou, and they’re on sale.
I do not need two new coats.
Fuck it, it’s Vendredi Fou, and they’re on sale.
Do we really need EIGHT new Narnia movies?
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Do we really need EIGHT new Narnia movies?
Fuck you.
Signed,
Canada 🇨🇦
Signed,
Canada 🇨🇦
“Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered American diplomats in Europe and in Canada, Australia and New Zealand to press their host governments to restrict most immigration and to file reports if the governments appear to be overly supportive of immigrants.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Fuck you.
Signed,
Canada 🇨🇦
Signed,
Canada 🇨🇦
I mean no one likes either, so why the hell not?
You're allowed to chokeslam your racist uncle into the green bean casserole tomorrow, they just announced it on the radio
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I mean no one likes either, so why the hell not?
Shall we sing this in a round?
🎶fuuuuck theeeeemmmm🎶
🎶fuuuuck theeeeemmmm🎶
Singing voice: 🎶fuck them🎶
The State Department has warned employees not to use government funds to mark Dec. 1 as World AIDS Day and to “refrain from publicly promoting World AIDS Day through any communication channels.” nyti.ms/3KhPDrA
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Shall we sing this in a round?
🎶fuuuuck theeeeemmmm🎶
🎶fuuuuck theeeeemmmm🎶
I’m definitely glad I’m in the chaire without a window behind me while my tires are getting swapped with all the lovely cakes on display this afternoon.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m definitely glad I’m in the chaire without a window behind me while my tires are getting swapped with all the lovely cakes on display this afternoon.
Christ, between this and Newsom's transphobia, and his treatments of the homeless population, please don't vote for him in the Dem primaries.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Christ, between this and Newsom's transphobia, and his treatments of the homeless population, please don't vote for him in the Dem primaries.
Reposted by 🎄 Chris 🇨🇦
Not all heroes, capes, yadda yadda,
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Not all heroes, capes, yadda yadda,
Yea, this is how you get Canadians to start coming back to the US. 🙄
Why would I pay to see the vast grandeur of the Grand Canyon, when I can see Trump’s even bigger mouth on my TV every night for free?
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yea, this is how you get Canadians to start coming back to the US. 🙄
Boss told me I should take Thursday and Friday off even though they aren't holidays here. I think I just might.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Boss told me I should take Thursday and Friday off even though they aren't holidays here. I think I just might.
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Grindr
Pizza
Um, I'm married, but we have been discussing poly options.
Boyfriend
Grindr
Pizza
Um, I'm married, but we have been discussing poly options.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Grindr
Pizza
Um, I'm married, but we have been discussing poly options.
Boyfriend
Grindr
Pizza
Um, I'm married, but we have been discussing poly options.