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Christopher Clark
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Author, friend, bearded wonder. Suspicious of clowns. Posts about soccer, wrestling, video games, life.

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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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🇺🇸 BREAKING: Minnesota United is nearing a deal to acquire goalkeeper Drake Callender from Charlotte FC, per sources.

Callender, 28, won trophies with Inter Miami before being traded to Charlotte. Obviously a starting GK in this league... heads to Minnesota to be new starter.
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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This is a speech by someone who knows he’s losing.
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Quentin Tarantino Changes Opinion of Paul Dano After Seeing Him Say the N-Word in 12 Years a Slave

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Quentin Tarantino Changes Opinion of Paul Dano After Seeing Him Say the N-Word in 12 Years a Slave - Hard Drive
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December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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not a great start to the day… a battlebot got under my feet and flipped me
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The point of posting these is not to highlight my amazing foresight. It's to illustrate that thousands, if not millions, of regular people, along with most historians, saw easily and clearly where this was headed, while Very Serious People and prestigious media outlets refused to take it seriously.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Was Michael Boxall just eating a stroopwaffel in the locker room?? #MLS #MNUFC
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN CONGRESS should be pressed about Trump calling for their colleagues to be killed
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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🚨 Massive move: Apple is ditching the MLS paywall! ⚽📺

Starting next season, every MLS game will be available to all Apple TV subscribers, no extra Season Pass needed! 👏

Soccer fans everywhere just scored a huge win 🇺🇸
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Happy Blood and Guts to all who celebrate #AEW
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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quisling-ass senate
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fetterman supporting something should be your first clue that it's a dumb idea, Senate Dems.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Any deal to end the shutdown that doesnt include an extension on the ACA subsidies is an abject failure.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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"This is for you guys" 🩵
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just can't wait for a clip of that dude with the mullet to have a meltdown about terrorism-ball #MNUFC #MLS
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If this isn't the most absurd match in MLS history, I don't know what is. #MNUFC #COYL
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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THERE'S NO WAY.

Down to ten men, the Loons win a corner, Joaquín Pereyra swings in a teasing ball, and Anthony Markanich - OF COURSE IT'S ANTHONY MARKANICH - steals in at the back post and heads home.

#MNUFC 's ten men have turned it around and the Loons lead 3-2. Unbelievable.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We shall fight them with the breads. We shall fight them with the cutlets. We shall fight them with the sauces and the cheeses and the garnish. We shall never surrender.
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM