Chris Tsang
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rip brigitte bardot, our entire culture owes a debt to her pioneering example of being hot and racist
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
rip brigitte bardot, our entire culture owes a debt to her pioneering example of being hot and racist
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Sage says she predicted Savannah's victory.
Too bad she didn't DO ANYTHING to prevent it...
#Survivor49 #Survivor #SurvivorFinale #RHAP
Too bad she didn't DO ANYTHING to prevent it...
#Survivor49 #Survivor #SurvivorFinale #RHAP
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Sage says she predicted Savannah's victory.
Too bad she didn't DO ANYTHING to prevent it...
#Survivor49 #Survivor #SurvivorFinale #RHAP
Too bad she didn't DO ANYTHING to prevent it...
#Survivor49 #Survivor #SurvivorFinale #RHAP
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Has any director ever worked with a better collection of writers than Rob Reiner?
Reiner’s seven classic films originated from the minds of Stephen King, Aaron Sorkin, William Goldman, Nora Ephron, and Christopher Guest.
Reiner’s seven classic films originated from the minds of Stephen King, Aaron Sorkin, William Goldman, Nora Ephron, and Christopher Guest.
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Has any director ever worked with a better collection of writers than Rob Reiner?
Reiner’s seven classic films originated from the minds of Stephen King, Aaron Sorkin, William Goldman, Nora Ephron, and Christopher Guest.
Reiner’s seven classic films originated from the minds of Stephen King, Aaron Sorkin, William Goldman, Nora Ephron, and Christopher Guest.
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Incredible timing that Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are co-starring in a movie when the former's press quotes are like "I Googled racism last night and it turns out it's a thumbs down" and the latter's are like "Voltaire said we must strangle the last king with the bowels of the last priest”
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Incredible timing that Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are co-starring in a movie when the former's press quotes are like "I Googled racism last night and it turns out it's a thumbs down" and the latter's are like "Voltaire said we must strangle the last king with the bowels of the last priest”
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There is no opposition party in the United States. Any official resistance is performative.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There is no opposition party in the United States. Any official resistance is performative.
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Eight Democratic senators to everyone who has been standing firm, pulling together, and making sacrifices through the shutdown. @durbin.senate.gov
two men covered in mud are standing next to each other in a muddy field .
ALT: two men covered in mud are standing next to each other in a muddy field .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Eight Democratic senators to everyone who has been standing firm, pulling together, and making sacrifices through the shutdown. @durbin.senate.gov
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Pour one out for all the rich Republicans who threatened to leave NYC if Mamdani won. Enjoy Tennessee or Arkansas-- I'm sure it will be very fulfilling and the social life will be totally comparable!
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Pour one out for all the rich Republicans who threatened to leave NYC if Mamdani won. Enjoy Tennessee or Arkansas-- I'm sure it will be very fulfilling and the social life will be totally comparable!
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We're at the point of the season where "one of the best performances of the year/their career" raves are so commonplace that they've truly become meaningless.
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
We're at the point of the season where "one of the best performances of the year/their career" raves are so commonplace that they've truly become meaningless.
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Watching the World Burn: On Lee Chang-dong’s BURNING
Watching the World Burn | Burning (2018) - Bright Wall/Dark Room
'Burning' is no simple whodunit. The ambiguity of human relationships—of what we see, of what we don’t see, and of what we choose to ignore—is the film’s biggest mystery.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Watching the World Burn: On Lee Chang-dong’s BURNING
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A couple decades from now someone will win an Oscar/Emmy for portraying Jeff Probst’s slow and then rapid descent into madness.
September 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A couple decades from now someone will win an Oscar/Emmy for portraying Jeff Probst’s slow and then rapid descent into madness.
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Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.
July 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.
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nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao
May 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao
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Seeing completely unqualified people rise to the top of U.S. health agencies is a deep insult to the doctors who have dedicated their lives to improving public health. It also reflects a failure of our institutions to effectively communicate the importance of evidence-based care.
May 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Seeing completely unqualified people rise to the top of U.S. health agencies is a deep insult to the doctors who have dedicated their lives to improving public health. It also reflects a failure of our institutions to effectively communicate the importance of evidence-based care.
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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AMPAS has issued a new statement that basically says: “we will continue to say nothing.” they don’t even bother mentioning Hamdan Ballal — an Oscar winner!!! — by name.
March 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
AMPAS has issued a new statement that basically says: “we will continue to say nothing.” they don’t even bother mentioning Hamdan Ballal — an Oscar winner!!! — by name.
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Doing your taxes is so cool right now — Like you’re gonna spend a lot of time filing them and they get delivered into a smoking hole in the ground.
March 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Doing your taxes is so cool right now — Like you’re gonna spend a lot of time filing them and they get delivered into a smoking hole in the ground.
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People of LA, fear not. That wasn’t an earthquake, it was just Karla Sofia Gascon crashing the Vanity Fair party.
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
People of LA, fear not. That wasn’t an earthquake, it was just Karla Sofia Gascon crashing the Vanity Fair party.
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I would have expected no better but it is genuinely staggering that not one of the four people who accepted Academy Awards for Emilia Pérez thought to do so much as utter the word "trans"
March 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I would have expected no better but it is genuinely staggering that not one of the four people who accepted Academy Awards for Emilia Pérez thought to do so much as utter the word "trans"
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Will I find any excuse to write about LOST and run with it? Maybe! But I also think there are some interesting connections between the most recent SEVERANCE episode and "The Constant."
www.vulture.com/article/seve...
www.vulture.com/article/seve...
Severance Gets Lost in Time
Like “The Constant” did for Lost, “Chikhai Bardo” finds emotional resonance — and perhaps a clue — in the shifting “whens” of this story.
www.vulture.com
March 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Will I find any excuse to write about LOST and run with it? Maybe! But I also think there are some interesting connections between the most recent SEVERANCE episode and "The Constant."
www.vulture.com/article/seve...
www.vulture.com/article/seve...
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2025 watch #30: The Conversation. Something about watching this in 2025 makes it hit even harder than it used to. The loneliness amongst others, the voyeuristic observation of life without participation, the sickening dread of being known. Understands the internet age long before its existence.
March 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
2025 watch #30: The Conversation. Something about watching this in 2025 makes it hit even harder than it used to. The loneliness amongst others, the voyeuristic observation of life without participation, the sickening dread of being known. Understands the internet age long before its existence.
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a win for mikey madison is also a win for BETTER THINGS
March 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
a win for mikey madison is also a win for BETTER THINGS
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Behold! My 2025 #Oscars menu, here to satisfy all that you Concrave. (As always, I'd like to thank the Academy, but not as much as I'd like to thank my wife, for her exacting editing and ingenious punmanship.)
March 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Behold! My 2025 #Oscars menu, here to satisfy all that you Concrave. (As always, I'd like to thank the Academy, but not as much as I'd like to thank my wife, for her exacting editing and ingenious punmanship.)
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It’s Hollywood’s biggest night (derogatory)
March 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s Hollywood’s biggest night (derogatory)