Chris Wade
@chriswade.bsky.social
Festival Promoter | professional amateur historian | podcast producer/host | spare us the cutter
Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”
If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If bro doesn’t hoist up the john b sail right now I’m gonna flip the fuck out
Bar playing Velvet’s Venus In Furs during commercial break of NFL football
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Bar playing Velvet’s Venus In Furs during commercial break of NFL football
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
we caught up with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social about the final stretch of the NYC Mayor's race, Cuomo's embarrassing campaign against him, Trump's threated federal incursions into the city, and how he plans to implement his agenda in his first 100 days.
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October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
we caught up with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social about the final stretch of the NYC Mayor's race, Cuomo's embarrassing campaign against him, Trump's threated federal incursions into the city, and how he plans to implement his agenda in his first 100 days.
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Got to the Columbo ep where he vacations to London. Don’t like this. Columbo should not be inflicted on the English and the English should not be inflicted on Columbo.
October 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Got to the Columbo ep where he vacations to London. Don’t like this. Columbo should not be inflicted on the English and the English should not be inflicted on Columbo.
Sports stadium organist is a great career if you’re very good at piano and have severe ADD
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sports stadium organist is a great career if you’re very good at piano and have severe ADD
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Interesting how The Cat exists in a kind of quantum state of being simultaneously The Big Baby and The Little Man
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Interesting how The Cat exists in a kind of quantum state of being simultaneously The Big Baby and The Little Man
I’ve come around on this and think every new president should just add their own bullshit to the WH campus. 2028 hockey rink and a water slide. 2032 south lawn gokart track and buy the Sinclair dinosaur. Make the treasury mint the giant penny from the batcave
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’ve come around on this and think every new president should just add their own bullshit to the WH campus. 2028 hockey rink and a water slide. 2032 south lawn gokart track and buy the Sinclair dinosaur. Make the treasury mint the giant penny from the batcave
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Isaac Chotiner: Do you believe Americans can still rely on these institutions when so much in the last decade has undermined them?
Nardwuar the Human Serviette pulling out a 'The Return of Bruno' LP: Now if I'm not mistaken, this was the first record you purchased with your own money?
Nardwuar the Human Serviette pulling out a 'The Return of Bruno' LP: Now if I'm not mistaken, this was the first record you purchased with your own money?
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Isaac Chotiner: Do you believe Americans can still rely on these institutions when so much in the last decade has undermined them?
Nardwuar the Human Serviette pulling out a 'The Return of Bruno' LP: Now if I'm not mistaken, this was the first record you purchased with your own money?
Nardwuar the Human Serviette pulling out a 'The Return of Bruno' LP: Now if I'm not mistaken, this was the first record you purchased with your own money?
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Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
Charlie Kirk’s job was getting paid $80,000,000 a year by 900 year old conservative donors to essentially do this but with racial crime stats
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Charlie Kirk’s job was getting paid $80,000,000 a year by 900 year old conservative donors to essentially do this but with racial crime stats
While I do not feel this way about her at all, after 3 weeks with a newborn I do get what he was on about here
September 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
While I do not feel this way about her at all, after 3 weeks with a newborn I do get what he was on about here
Need to find an infant-friendly screening of One Battle After Another in the La area
September 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Need to find an infant-friendly screening of One Battle After Another in the La area
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If anybody needs music for a video project or podcast, my music is available. I've been on a couple of podcast soundtracks before.
I want to supply the Feel it All Around by Washed Out to your Portlandia.
I want to supply the Feel it All Around by Washed Out to your Portlandia.
September 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If anybody needs music for a video project or podcast, my music is available. I've been on a couple of podcast soundtracks before.
I want to supply the Feel it All Around by Washed Out to your Portlandia.
I want to supply the Feel it All Around by Washed Out to your Portlandia.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
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It feels like Mamdani is running for mayor against three competing Tim & Eric sketches
August 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It feels like Mamdani is running for mayor against three competing Tim & Eric sketches
Acquiring baby stuff the last few months kept reminding me of this…do you have a Bippiboppi? You need a Peedly. The Kookadoo is actually essential. It’s a Shushatot and it’s so helpful. You ordered a Snugigi yet? It’s literally a Poopli. You can borrow my Poopli. You need a Poopli. You NEED a Poopli
August 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Acquiring baby stuff the last few months kept reminding me of this…do you have a Bippiboppi? You need a Peedly. The Kookadoo is actually essential. It’s a Shushatot and it’s so helpful. You ordered a Snugigi yet? It’s literally a Poopli. You can borrow my Poopli. You need a Poopli. You NEED a Poopli
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this weekend i gave birth to - get this - a baby. and i want you to know that i did make @chriswade.bsky.social play the woodstock ‘99 audio of korn’s “blind” to psych myself up when it was time to push
August 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this weekend i gave birth to - get this - a baby. and i want you to know that i did make @chriswade.bsky.social play the woodstock ‘99 audio of korn’s “blind” to psych myself up when it was time to push
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fantastic series and one of the best (and most entertaining) histories of the 30 Years War available imo
Really happy to now have Hell on Earth - my series on the 30 Years War with Matt Christman - available as an easy-to-play dedicated podcast feed for Chapo subscribers. Probably the single project I'm most proud of putting out through the show
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August 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
fantastic series and one of the best (and most entertaining) histories of the 30 Years War available imo
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:
August 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy: