Christopher Witmer
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Can I be mad about the offseason plan yet
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Can I be mad about the offseason plan yet
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I’ve finally accepted that the Dallas Cowboys really are America’s team. The overconfidence, bad decision making ,with a decaying white man as the figurehead is very American.
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’ve finally accepted that the Dallas Cowboys really are America’s team. The overconfidence, bad decision making ,with a decaying white man as the figurehead is very American.
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Sportscenter's Nicole Briscoe & Michael Eaves went off on the woman in the home run ball situation in Miami
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sportscenter's Nicole Briscoe & Michael Eaves went off on the woman in the home run ball situation in Miami
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This. 👇👇👇
JB Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: Once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?”
JB Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: Once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?”
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This. 👇👇👇
JB Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: Once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?”
JB Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: Once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?”
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If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.
September 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.
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She was right all along… try and imagine how peaceful and pleasant it would be living in the USA if she was president
August 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
She was right all along… try and imagine how peaceful and pleasant it would be living in the USA if she was president
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One thing I think people need to get used to is that not everything works out the way it did in the past and, indeed, new things are going to burst forth from this chaos that can be energising and, I believe, lead to better things. And at the very least we may see some smarmy perverts proven wrong
August 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
One thing I think people need to get used to is that not everything works out the way it did in the past and, indeed, new things are going to burst forth from this chaos that can be energising and, I believe, lead to better things. And at the very least we may see some smarmy perverts proven wrong
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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Newsom responds to ICE agents outside his redistricting announcement.
August 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Newsom responds to ICE agents outside his redistricting announcement.
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pro tip: innocent people don't generally suppress the files that prove their innocence
July 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
pro tip: innocent people don't generally suppress the files that prove their innocence
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“May every day be another wonderful secret.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“May every day be another wonderful secret.”
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anti-doomer sentence of the day: "Globally, roughly a third more power is being generated from the sun this spring than last"
www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...
www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...
4.6 Billion Years On, the Sun Is Having a Moment
In the past two years, without much notice, solar power has begun to truly transform the world’s energy system.
www.newyorker.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
anti-doomer sentence of the day: "Globally, roughly a third more power is being generated from the sun this spring than last"
www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...
www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...
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The first group of immigrants has arrived at a new “camp” deep in the Florida Everglades, where officials are openly describing it as “concentrating” certain people in one area. Have you seen the photos of the flooding? This entire site is a human rights violation.
July 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The first group of immigrants has arrived at a new “camp” deep in the Florida Everglades, where officials are openly describing it as “concentrating” certain people in one area. Have you seen the photos of the flooding? This entire site is a human rights violation.
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Had the pleasure today of meeting a very woke 88 year old lady with a yard sign that read “the only minority destroying this country is billionaires.”
July 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Had the pleasure today of meeting a very woke 88 year old lady with a yard sign that read “the only minority destroying this country is billionaires.”
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So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
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One of the benefits of reading a lot of history is that you realize how many people who were ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN they were doing a lot of good were, in fact, doing a lot of harm.
Certainty is a hell of a drug. Certainty combined with fame/power is especially dangerous.
Certainty is a hell of a drug. Certainty combined with fame/power is especially dangerous.
June 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One of the benefits of reading a lot of history is that you realize how many people who were ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN they were doing a lot of good were, in fact, doing a lot of harm.
Certainty is a hell of a drug. Certainty combined with fame/power is especially dangerous.
Certainty is a hell of a drug. Certainty combined with fame/power is especially dangerous.
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Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.
June 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.
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I’ve felt bad about enjoying almost everything over the past few months. I guess I needed to see this one.
June 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’ve felt bad about enjoying almost everything over the past few months. I guess I needed to see this one.
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June 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The shade the White Sox just caught.
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The shade the White Sox just caught.
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Nobody is rioting. Nobody is breaking any laws. These are cops in my city of Las Vegas just assaulting and arresting anyone on Fremont Street who looks at them. This is fascism.
June 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Nobody is rioting. Nobody is breaking any laws. These are cops in my city of Las Vegas just assaulting and arresting anyone on Fremont Street who looks at them. This is fascism.
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