Chronographia
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To prevent fading, store in a cool, dry place. Avoid exposure to sunlight.
Home of Crows Before Bros!
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(she/they)
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Ok. I’m just. Gonna. Leave this here. I don’t have bargain basement deals, but I do have art. And gift cards. And suchlike. Ok thanks. Love you, byeee. { strangehours.com }
You can find Aphra Behn’s works on Project Gutenberg, btw. In case clicking through to Google’s store for things solidly in public domain gives you the heebies AND the jeebies.
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/21339
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/21339
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You can find Aphra Behn’s works on Project Gutenberg, btw. In case clicking through to Google’s store for things solidly in public domain gives you the heebies AND the jeebies.
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/21339
www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/21339
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, ate the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast.
Forgive him, they were delicious. So sweet and so cold.
Forgive him, they were delicious. So sweet and so cold.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, went on to crush his enemies, to see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, stood by himself against the hills, holding darkness within; he had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, ate the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast.
Forgive him, they were delicious. So sweet and so cold.
Forgive him, they were delicious. So sweet and so cold.
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Cheeses for us Meeces!
December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Cheeses for us Meeces!
Periodic reminder that in-universe atheism cheated us from a Sean Bean Odyssey.
So now we’ve got *gestures* all this shit.
So now we’ve got *gestures* all this shit.
After rewatching Troy (2004), it occurs to me that we should be dismayed that Sean Bean never got to do The Odyssey as a sequel.
(Game of Thrones doesn’t count.)
(Game of Thrones doesn’t count.)
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Periodic reminder that in-universe atheism cheated us from a Sean Bean Odyssey.
So now we’ve got *gestures* all this shit.
So now we’ve got *gestures* all this shit.
Smelling honey and beeswax when there is neither honey nor beeswax. On the cold night of the longest dark.
SUBTLE, Our Lady Underground. EXTREMELY SUBTLE.
SUBTLE, Our Lady Underground. EXTREMELY SUBTLE.
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Smelling honey and beeswax when there is neither honey nor beeswax. On the cold night of the longest dark.
SUBTLE, Our Lady Underground. EXTREMELY SUBTLE.
SUBTLE, Our Lady Underground. EXTREMELY SUBTLE.
I am, per usual, doing solar exposures in my basement to mark solstice.
(Ritualistic katabasis, etc.)
The wheel turns, bless bless.
(Ritualistic katabasis, etc.)
The wheel turns, bless bless.
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am, per usual, doing solar exposures in my basement to mark solstice.
(Ritualistic katabasis, etc.)
The wheel turns, bless bless.
(Ritualistic katabasis, etc.)
The wheel turns, bless bless.
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D1810.8
Magic knowledge
from dream.
Magic knowledge
from dream.
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
D1810.8
Magic knowledge
from dream.
Magic knowledge
from dream.
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a little bit of hope means you want to know about the world, no matter what it's done to you
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
a little bit of hope means you want to know about the world, no matter what it's done to you
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H648
Riddle:
what is best?
Riddle:
what is best?
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
H648
Riddle:
what is best?
Riddle:
what is best?
RIP Rockin’ Monkey Stickers, now merged with Sticker Mule.
Time to revisit this doc, although I do not expect the cost analysis to be 100% accurate, post-tariffs.
Time to revisit this doc, although I do not expect the cost analysis to be 100% accurate, post-tariffs.
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
RIP Rockin’ Monkey Stickers, now merged with Sticker Mule.
Time to revisit this doc, although I do not expect the cost analysis to be 100% accurate, post-tariffs.
Time to revisit this doc, although I do not expect the cost analysis to be 100% accurate, post-tariffs.
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We added more resources to our running list of free holiday meals in Pittsburgh on Dec. 18 at 3:36 p.m.
Where to find free or low-cost holiday meals in Pittsburgh this December
Several Pittsburgh organizations are offering free holiday meals, grocery distributions, and food support for individuals who could use a little extra help this holiday season.
www.pghcitypaper.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We added more resources to our running list of free holiday meals in Pittsburgh on Dec. 18 at 3:36 p.m.
I mostly restrict my Hamlet posting to tumblr, but—
I’ve just mentally cast Nick Offerman as the ghost, and oh it would be SO GOOD.
(If we‘re being honest I want to double cast him as Claudius, with the difference being a mustache.)
I’ve just mentally cast Nick Offerman as the ghost, and oh it would be SO GOOD.
(If we‘re being honest I want to double cast him as Claudius, with the difference being a mustache.)
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I mostly restrict my Hamlet posting to tumblr, but—
I’ve just mentally cast Nick Offerman as the ghost, and oh it would be SO GOOD.
(If we‘re being honest I want to double cast him as Claudius, with the difference being a mustache.)
I’ve just mentally cast Nick Offerman as the ghost, and oh it would be SO GOOD.
(If we‘re being honest I want to double cast him as Claudius, with the difference being a mustache.)
car menorah sighting CONFIRMED
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
car menorah sighting CONFIRMED
Ramen.
Bless the other artists and small biz people who are in the final hustle week of the season. May the odds be ever in your favor.
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ramen.
Anyway these guys are in the shop now, and do not contain blood (not mine, not anything else’s). That’s the best offer I can make, considering.
www.strangehours.com/product/curs...
www.strangehours.com/product/curs...
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Anyway these guys are in the shop now, and do not contain blood (not mine, not anything else’s). That’s the best offer I can make, considering.
www.strangehours.com/product/curs...
www.strangehours.com/product/curs...
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Shop's reopening tomorrow around 5 EST! I'm not doing a huge drop or anything, but there ARE a few one of a kinds, hand painted prints, and papers I marbled looking for homes, so here's one big preview thread!
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Shop's reopening tomorrow around 5 EST! I'm not doing a huge drop or anything, but there ARE a few one of a kinds, hand painted prints, and papers I marbled looking for homes, so here's one big preview thread!
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
The chances of an escaped tiny goat needing recapture are low but never zero. (Largely because that is just how goats ARE.)
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Analyzing fMRI data.
Functional programming.
Autism diagnostic interviewing.
Recapturing an escaped tiny goat in the middle of a busy fairground.
Analyzing fMRI data.
Functional programming.
Autism diagnostic interviewing.
Recapturing an escaped tiny goat in the middle of a busy fairground.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Using a manual cash register without a scanner, we had to type every price in, one at a time. and giving correct change.
Using a manual cash register without a scanner, we had to type every price in, one at a time. and giving correct change.
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The chances of an escaped tiny goat needing recapture are low but never zero. (Largely because that is just how goats ARE.)
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
(Again, not sure why those omissions make it hard mode. Get obsessed with a weird art house movie—it’s good for you, builds character.)
(Again, not sure why those omissions make it hard mode. Get obsessed with a weird art house movie—it’s good for you, builds character.)
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
(Again, not sure why those omissions make it hard mode. Get obsessed with a weird art house movie—it’s good for you, builds character.)
(Again, not sure why those omissions make it hard mode. Get obsessed with a weird art house movie—it’s good for you, builds character.)
It is a week of packing orders for the online shop and so OF COURSE I have sliced off the tip of my index finger while making origami boxes for the Curse Object Mystery Box.
Did not bleed on the paper because I am a PROFESSIONAL. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Did not bleed on the paper because I am a PROFESSIONAL. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It is a week of packing orders for the online shop and so OF COURSE I have sliced off the tip of my index finger while making origami boxes for the Curse Object Mystery Box.
Did not bleed on the paper because I am a PROFESSIONAL. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Did not bleed on the paper because I am a PROFESSIONAL. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
I SAID.
BABA YAGA HOUSE.
SHINGLED.
WITH TEETH.
BABA YAGA HOUSE.
SHINGLED.
WITH TEETH.
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I SAID.
BABA YAGA HOUSE.
SHINGLED.
WITH TEETH.
BABA YAGA HOUSE.
SHINGLED.
WITH TEETH.
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Angelenos: Mint Chip is about 6 months old and still looking for a home! He's a perfect boy who adores laps, attention, and other cats so much. Adopt him through Santé D'or! www.santedor.org
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Angelenos: Mint Chip is about 6 months old and still looking for a home! He's a perfect boy who adores laps, attention, and other cats so much. Adopt him through Santé D'or! www.santedor.org
Broken deer antler as bag charm/emergency shiv.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Broken deer antler as bag charm/emergency shiv.
Thank heavens for the random furries walking around the DLLCC, no matter the event. This building wouldn’t be the same without them.
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thank heavens for the random furries walking around the DLLCC, no matter the event. This building wouldn’t be the same without them.