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Chu Pacabra
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Spelled it correctly this time.
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To be fair my years exclude pre-Civil RIghts America, the age of the robber barons and the grasping amorality of the Mexican-American War, but overall I've lived 65 years and on an everyday basis, i have never been more ashamed of my country than in the past eleven months.

My god.
NEWS: Trump officials are worried the ICC may try to prosecute them for war crimes once Trump's term ends, and are threatening sanctions against the ICC to change its founding document to grant them immunity. (via Reuters / link in reply)
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nahhh, the real reason is someone more important than me also happened to notice the old ladies put the cushions in their sleds backwards. #amazon

www.aol.com/articles/why...
Why Amazon Stock Plummeted Today
The latest news for the company on the regulatory and analysis fronts wasn't encouraging.
www.aol.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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In a world full of scorpions, Chuck Schumer is a frog
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For recently eaten roadkill.
Tom Homan seems like the kind of guy who would have spent his entire 50k bribe on taxidermy.
September 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Well, this is flattering. I may add "Deranged BUM" to my profile

www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
Trump Rages at ‘Deranged Bum’ Nobel Laureate in Late-Night Meltdown
The president went after economist Paul Krugman in an irate Truth Social post.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Stepping dead center on a giant dog turd sitting on the sidewalk and instantly being like "the left's silence on this speaks volumes."
August 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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funny how this, precisely this, happens to 100% of people who do business with either of those assholes
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Watching the Ringo at the Ryman thing tonight and The War and Treaty were, as expected, fucking excellent.
March 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Holy shit, this is good.
"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."
January 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I guess Jesus doesn't like Boise State very much.
January 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Watching the Hawaii Bowl and wondering why one of the announcers sounds like his mic was bought from Temu...and why nobody did anything about it during what seemed like a 45 minute halftime. #ESPN
December 25, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin suspect identified as flugelhorn player Chuck Mangione, best known for the song Feels So Good.
December 9, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I'll try this here since it never got any traction in the other place...

"Skattebo, Skattebo, will you do the Fandango...🎵"

#ASU
#gosundevils
December 7, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Bill Amend out here with an absolutely savage burn
July 14, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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I love this shit. It is really helpful/handy that "illiterate golf lizard who is part of three active ponzi schemes at any given time theatrically cry-bragging about how scared he is of cities" is both something like the median GOP voter and also a real-life elected official.
February 27, 2024 at 9:08 PM