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A teen DOGE staffer recently given access to government systems worked at a startup known for hiring convicted hackers. Someone using a Telegram handle associated with him also solicited a cyberattack-for-hire service in 2022. All raising questions about his vetting. www.wired.com/story/edward...
DOGE Teen Owns ‘Tesla.Sexy LLC’ and Worked at Startup That Has Hired Convicted Hackers
Experts question whether Edward Coristine, a DOGE staffer who has gone by “Big Balls” online, would pass the background check typically required for access to sensitive US government systems.
www.wired.com
February 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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we have a president with a tenuous grip on small legislative majorities who is out of the gate with a flurry of dramatically unpopular orders and who has just demonstrated his weakness on the international stage. if i were an elected member of his domestic opposition, i might try to draw real blood.
January 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Inspectors General are key public servants tasked with holding our government accountable. They’re independent, nonpartisan whose work is identifying fraud, waste, & importantly, abuse. Trump just fired them all. Make no mistake: he's purging those who will protect the rule of law.
January 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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internet humor in 2014: No you don't understand, those are my emotional support 400 open tabs!

internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
December 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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My favourite tech troubleshoot is trying to pinpoint a weird noise coming from your PC and eventually realizing it's just your tinnitus
December 7, 2024 at 6:37 AM
JJ Redick about to crash out, I can smell it.
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Hoping this helps me make new friends on here, or enemies who knows. #spotifywrapped #bilmuri #noahkahan #sleeptoken #fredagain #postmalone
December 4, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Matas with 20 off the bench is HUGE. Ive been preaching about him since the draft, just happy he got the minutes tonight to shine.
December 3, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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I’m gonna get my degree.

I’m gonna get my degree.

I’m gonna get my degree.

I’m gonna get my degree.

I’m gonna get my degree.

I’m gonna get my degree.
December 1, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Windows has issue:

Person: fuck this I'm going to Linux

Narrator: and they quickly learned to hate two operating systems.
November 26, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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i love being evil and doing bad things
November 26, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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X/Twitter is digital syphilis.
November 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Someones 107 year old grandparent when asked the key to living so long:
Clench your jaw. Drink only caffeine. Don’t go to bed until 3 AM. Forget to eat anything until 6 tonight and then eat 2.5 plates of pasta. We’re in this together.
November 22, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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i'm going to be real pissed if i get my shit together and the world ends.
November 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Growing pains are a good thing
November 20, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Waking up to see Matt Gaetz withdrew from the AG nomination is a great way to start the day.
November 21, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Linkin_Park_-_In_The_End_mp3.exe
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Good slate of games on tonight, what games are we most excited for?

If the Bulls lose to the Pistons ill have to move out of Chicago. #nba #nbasky
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I guess I’m terminal
“Whiteness” is a disease.
November 18, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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we need music for our profiles
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation
November 17, 2024 at 11:44 PM
God of War Valkyrie trauma is real
Dear game devs: Literally no-one enjoys bosses whose health replenishes. Please stop, already.
November 17, 2024 at 11:44 PM