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@cityswordfern.bsky.social
King Cunty. Well-adjusted dirtbag. Horror fan. They/them ⚧
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Worst single letter typos CHS has ever published -- a tie:
wanking to school
King Cunty
wanking to school
King Cunty
Please call me King Cunty from now on.
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I for one would like to stop being trapped in a Matt Groening panel from 1996
July 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I for one would like to stop being trapped in a Matt Groening panel from 1996
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(pronounced Cape Cod accent) goddamn Memento Mori skeleton guy got in the house, keeps fackin tellin me to remembah i'm mortal. i said thank fack, means i ain't gotta keep listenin ta youwah bony ass.
July 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
(pronounced Cape Cod accent) goddamn Memento Mori skeleton guy got in the house, keeps fackin tellin me to remembah i'm mortal. i said thank fack, means i ain't gotta keep listenin ta youwah bony ass.
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Washington State Governor Bob Ferguson has reportedly been inconsolable about Congress’ passage of the Big Beautiful Bill, crying that severely cutting life-saving services while refusing to tax the rich even a tiny bit more was his thing.
‘But Refusing to Tax Billionaires Is My Thing,’ Says Inconsolable Governor Bob Ferguson: tinyurl.com/yhnphdtu
July 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Washington State Governor Bob Ferguson has reportedly been inconsolable about Congress’ passage of the Big Beautiful Bill, crying that severely cutting life-saving services while refusing to tax the rich even a tiny bit more was his thing.
I hope cats know how much we love them
June 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I hope cats know how much we love them
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some of the best artistic motivation comes from mentally cranking john cages 4'33" and playing it on a constant loop in your head
May 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
some of the best artistic motivation comes from mentally cranking john cages 4'33" and playing it on a constant loop in your head
The cat took advantage of my distraction to sample my curry leftovers. Now he’s complaining about my spice level preferences.
HE IS A CRIMINAL.
HE IS A CRIMINAL.
April 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The cat took advantage of my distraction to sample my curry leftovers. Now he’s complaining about my spice level preferences.
HE IS A CRIMINAL.
HE IS A CRIMINAL.
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NO GOD, NO BOSS, NO HUSBAND. Athens, 2020.
April 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
NO GOD, NO BOSS, NO HUSBAND. Athens, 2020.
Apparently I look like a middle-aged Tintin.
This is…not inaccurate.
This is…not inaccurate.
March 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Apparently I look like a middle-aged Tintin.
This is…not inaccurate.
This is…not inaccurate.
Today I showed my coworkers my totally rad Trapper Keeper, and my Gen Z colleague was confused because he’d never heard of Trapper Keepers.
March 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Today I showed my coworkers my totally rad Trapper Keeper, and my Gen Z colleague was confused because he’d never heard of Trapper Keepers.
👻
Today my 8YO started telling me excitedly about “non-berry” people. She informed me:
- it’s wrong to call them “he” or “she” because they use them/they pronouns
- They’re not boys or girls
- They have a flag and it’s gray and purple and yellow and white
- they all believe in ghosts
- it’s wrong to call them “he” or “she” because they use them/they pronouns
- They’re not boys or girls
- They have a flag and it’s gray and purple and yellow and white
- they all believe in ghosts
March 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
👻
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@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
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Going to start doing RETVRN posting for basic government functioning. Going “this is what they took from you” and it’s a childhood vaccine schedule and pasteurized milk without any manure in it.
February 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Going to start doing RETVRN posting for basic government functioning. Going “this is what they took from you” and it’s a childhood vaccine schedule and pasteurized milk without any manure in it.
I think I’m like a zero, but my girlfriend’s partner apparently thinks I’m terrifying? And like no, I’m just being awkward.
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think I’m like a zero, but my girlfriend’s partner apparently thinks I’m terrifying? And like no, I’m just being awkward.
Feeling like revisiting @youaregood.bsky.social’s episode on GREEN ROOM.
February 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Feeling like revisiting @youaregood.bsky.social’s episode on GREEN ROOM.
I know I’m already in school for free here, but suddenly a masters degree in literally any other country is looking p good.
I could get an MBA. I think anyone can get one of those?
I could get an MBA. I think anyone can get one of those?
February 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I know I’m already in school for free here, but suddenly a masters degree in literally any other country is looking p good.
I could get an MBA. I think anyone can get one of those?
I could get an MBA. I think anyone can get one of those?
Please call me King Cunty from now on.
Worst single letter typos CHS has ever published -- a tie:
wanking to school
King Cunty
wanking to school
King Cunty
February 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Please call me King Cunty from now on.
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
Working on a paper & a source I wanted was about pay equity and intersectional discrimination and was on the EEOC website.
Except it wasn't.
It was listed in Google results but it was missing from EEOC’s site. The Wayback Machine had it archived on 1/14
Hm, wonder why it’s suddenly vanished 🤔
Except it wasn't.
It was listed in Google results but it was missing from EEOC’s site. The Wayback Machine had it archived on 1/14
Hm, wonder why it’s suddenly vanished 🤔
February 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Working on a paper & a source I wanted was about pay equity and intersectional discrimination and was on the EEOC website.
Except it wasn't.
It was listed in Google results but it was missing from EEOC’s site. The Wayback Machine had it archived on 1/14
Hm, wonder why it’s suddenly vanished 🤔
Except it wasn't.
It was listed in Google results but it was missing from EEOC’s site. The Wayback Machine had it archived on 1/14
Hm, wonder why it’s suddenly vanished 🤔
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Democratic lawmakers need to understand something:
Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."
And just stand there.
This is how many of you are coming across.
Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."
And just stand there.
This is how many of you are coming across.
February 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Democratic lawmakers need to understand something:
Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."
And just stand there.
This is how many of you are coming across.
Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."
And just stand there.
This is how many of you are coming across.
I’m taking all the letters here
L - ettuce
B - roccoli
G - rapefruit
T - omatoes
Q - uince
L - ettuce
B - roccoli
G - rapefruit
T - omatoes
Q - uince
January 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m taking all the letters here
L - ettuce
B - roccoli
G - rapefruit
T - omatoes
Q - uince
L - ettuce
B - roccoli
G - rapefruit
T - omatoes
Q - uince
I sure picked the wrong month and/or timeline to start classes for a masters in public administration
January 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I sure picked the wrong month and/or timeline to start classes for a masters in public administration
Graduate school group projects will turn me into the Joker.
I am only three weeks into grad school. Help.
I am only three weeks into grad school. Help.
January 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Graduate school group projects will turn me into the Joker.
I am only three weeks into grad school. Help.
I am only three weeks into grad school. Help.