Craig
@cjudge.bsky.social
Go to work. Look busy. Go home.
Runner. Astros. Texans. Rockets.
Runner. Astros. Texans. Rockets.
Texans offense completely sucks. I thought we got rid of Bobby Slowik.
The Texans don’t completely suck. They semi suck which is more frustrating.
September 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Texans offense completely sucks. I thought we got rid of Bobby Slowik.
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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days
September 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days
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Love when plans get cancelled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult
June 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Love when plans get cancelled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult
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That call is exactly why everyone says the refs favor Kansas City.
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That call is exactly why everyone says the refs favor Kansas City.
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
Watching the refs constantly bail out the Chiefs is getting old
December 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Watching the refs constantly bail out the Chiefs is getting old
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Her: have you seen the baby?
Me, who just threw out the bathwater: uh no
Me, who just threw out the bathwater: uh no
December 1, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Her: have you seen the baby?
Me, who just threw out the bathwater: uh no
Me, who just threw out the bathwater: uh no
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Fruity pebbles are not very fruity, but no other pebble comes half as close
November 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Fruity pebbles are not very fruity, but no other pebble comes half as close
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People who hate the #Chiefs:
a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 11:28 PM
People who hate the #Chiefs:
The Texans don’t completely suck. They semi suck which is more frustrating.
November 24, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The Texans don’t completely suck. They semi suck which is more frustrating.
What gif pops up when you type your name?
November 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Nice play call on 4th and 3
a woman holding a microphone with the words that 's just dumb netflix below her
ALT: a woman holding a microphone with the words that 's just dumb netflix below her
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Nice play call on 4th and 3
Record scratch “You’re probably wondering how I got here”
November 17, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Record scratch “You’re probably wondering how I got here”
My favorite player growing up
November 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
My favorite player growing up
Oiler style loss. Unbelievable
November 11, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Oiler style loss. Unbelievable
Goals for the Texans: Don’t lose by more than 20 and keep CJ from getting injured
November 11, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Goals for the Texans: Don’t lose by more than 20 and keep CJ from getting injured
Sunday morning at the drug store. I just noticed that Family Planning and Baby Needs are on the same aisle. Well played Walgreens.
November 10, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Sunday morning at the drug store. I just noticed that Family Planning and Baby Needs are on the same aisle. Well played Walgreens.
It already feels better over here.
November 9, 2024 at 1:50 AM
It already feels better over here.