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you know what record absolutely rocks? SILENT ALARM
Bloc Party - Banquet (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bloc Party
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December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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We decided to buy a muppet instead of a tree
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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If they trained Jim Carrey how to endure torture during the filming could they not have at least handed out tip sheets to the audiences who had to endure watching the film
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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It was the Rs who derisively coined the term Obamacare for the ACA but, to their chagrin, it turned into a plus. Seeing that, ACA started getting used more frequently and is why many magas say “I don’t have Obamacare, I have ACA coverage.” 🙄
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Imagine admiring such a little bitch
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?

TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Americans should be requires to show ID and proof of citizenship at all times, unless they are at a gun show.
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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This.
Birthright citizenship is a policy choice so central to our values and identity as a nation that we chose to amend the Constitution to protect it against the passions and prejudices of temporary majorities.
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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You: Any plans for the holidays?

Me:
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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For some men (and women) sports seem like an outlet for emotional volatility, for others it seems like a trigger for it. Maybe if we didn’t appoint major media figures based primarily on bed-head and extreme mood lability the culture would be better.
Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging
YouTube video by Clasher Sports
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December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Buddy of mine said the reason College Football is such an excellent product is that it's basically a melodramatic BravoTV show from Monday to Friday until Saturday when they play football and they rest on Sunday and start the cycle all over again on Monday and he's right and it's a good pitch
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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My spouse took this picture yesterday and sent it to me. It took me the longest time to spot it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I really don't like the new norm of "you have no expectation of privacy in public spaces". They stopped being able to regulate paparazzi when everyone became the paparazzi, is what happened
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Oh yes, congratulations on getting Lane Kiffin
a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
ALT: a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
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November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I’m not going to get into my favorite songs, but FYI, the slow core band Low did a great little Christmas song EP a number of years ago that’s worth a spin
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Going back to work today
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Narrating the horrors is not enough.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Trump said he was going to reduce the federal deficit, analysts say his policies will increase it by $4.1 Trillion. We knew this was going to happen since before he was elected. Send tweet.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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“We literally have a whites only refugee policy and we are proud of it - was that 14 words?”
Leavitt: "Refugee admissions into the country right now are essentially at 0, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa."
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Getting well can be scary but it's worth it. I wish this for many people.
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM