Chris Nagel
@cnagel5.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, Board Certified Chaplain. Enneagram 5/6w. Recovering Dallas Cowboys fan. Han shot first. He/Him
The copier at work is creeping me out.
April 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The copier at work is creeping me out.
A new holiday tradition all Astros fans can enjoy!
If you start watching Game 5 at 10:26:37, you can watch the ball drop in New York at midnight.
December 31, 2024 at 10:55 PM
A new holiday tradition all Astros fans can enjoy!
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I think we can get rid of Elon by just calling him President Elon.... The ego in Trump will not like being upstaged. Our hope lies in these narcissists petty fighting each other.
December 20, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I think we can get rid of Elon by just calling him President Elon.... The ego in Trump will not like being upstaged. Our hope lies in these narcissists petty fighting each other.
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More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
theonion.com/more-parents...
theonion.com/more-parents...
December 10, 2024 at 8:33 PM
More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
theonion.com/more-parents...
theonion.com/more-parents...
This version of "Do You Hear What I Hear?" at the Rockefeller Center Tree lighting is even creepier than the one in Gremlins.
December 5, 2024 at 2:16 AM
This version of "Do You Hear What I Hear?" at the Rockefeller Center Tree lighting is even creepier than the one in Gremlins.
The first choice to play Liza better be @randyrainbow.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 11:44 PM
The first choice to play Liza better be @randyrainbow.bsky.social
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We’re getting there!
Help us beat them.
Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back!
Help us beat them.
Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back!
December 1, 2024 at 10:07 PM
We’re getting there!
Help us beat them.
Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back!
Help us beat them.
Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back!
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When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:
This would be such a Jerry move
Jerry Jones says it's "not crazy" to consider extending head coach Mike McCarthy.
Dear Jerry Jones, you are "crazy," writes @lvannsports.bsky.social:
www.chron.com/sports/texan...
Dear Jerry Jones, you are "crazy," writes @lvannsports.bsky.social:
www.chron.com/sports/texan...
Is Jerry Jones seriously going to extend Mike McCarthy?
The Dallas owner noted McCarthy has won a Super Bowl before, added that there's 60 percent of a college season left on the Cowboys' schedule.
www.chron.com
November 27, 2024 at 6:53 PM
This would be such a Jerry move
Reminds me of Under Siege: Strannix : "What are you gonna do when you get two hundred million dollars in the bank?" Cdr. Krill : "Buy the presidency!"
Regular people to their kids: "This is America. If you work hard you can be anything you want. Even the President."
Billionaires to their kids: "This is America. If you stay rich you can buy anything you want. Even the President."
Billionaires to their kids: "This is America. If you stay rich you can buy anything you want. Even the President."
November 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Reminds me of Under Siege: Strannix : "What are you gonna do when you get two hundred million dollars in the bank?" Cdr. Krill : "Buy the presidency!"
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Never gonna be able to see all the falling debris with that on, bud.
November 19, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Never gonna be able to see all the falling debris with that on, bud.
Pro tip: Be sure to double-check your choice of mini-shaker BEFORE seasoning your eggnog.
November 19, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Pro tip: Be sure to double-check your choice of mini-shaker BEFORE seasoning your eggnog.
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Yes, let's gut the Department of Education🙄
November 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Yes, let's gut the Department of Education🙄
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Dear secretly affirming pastors,
It’s way past time to stand up and speak out on behalf of your LGBTQ+ siblings.
I know you have a lot to lose, I’ve been through it all, but it’s nothing compared to the queer lives being lost and further marginalized.
It’s way past time to stand up and speak out on behalf of your LGBTQ+ siblings.
I know you have a lot to lose, I’ve been through it all, but it’s nothing compared to the queer lives being lost and further marginalized.
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Dear secretly affirming pastors,
It’s way past time to stand up and speak out on behalf of your LGBTQ+ siblings.
I know you have a lot to lose, I’ve been through it all, but it’s nothing compared to the queer lives being lost and further marginalized.
It’s way past time to stand up and speak out on behalf of your LGBTQ+ siblings.
I know you have a lot to lose, I’ve been through it all, but it’s nothing compared to the queer lives being lost and further marginalized.
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MAGA voters actually love progressive policies. They just don’t know it. This would be great for Democrats.
November 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
MAGA voters actually love progressive policies. They just don’t know it. This would be great for Democrats.
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Current disposition: Watching My Cousin Vinny. It's got more rule of law than we're gonna see in the next four years.
November 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Current disposition: Watching My Cousin Vinny. It's got more rule of law than we're gonna see in the next four years.
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Ok, here me out. Ice cubes for the "Ice Box"
November 18, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Ok, here me out. Ice cubes for the "Ice Box"
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Morning Joe going to mar a lago was not a good start to the week
November 18, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Morning Joe going to mar a lago was not a good start to the week
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So, the same Republicans who spent years & tens of millions of our tax dollars demanding to see the contents of a laptop belonging to Joe Biden’s private citizen son, don’t want to see the ethics report on the former Congressman Trump wants to make our nation’s Attorney General?
November 18, 2024 at 5:07 PM
So, the same Republicans who spent years & tens of millions of our tax dollars demanding to see the contents of a laptop belonging to Joe Biden’s private citizen son, don’t want to see the ethics report on the former Congressman Trump wants to make our nation’s Attorney General?
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Can’t unsee it. Where are they know, Labyrinth edition.
November 18, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Can’t unsee it. Where are they know, Labyrinth edition.