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the person behind the counter at mod pizza had a cool bear hat and i said “i like your hat - is it a specific character” and i felt 100 years old as soon as i said it
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the person behind the counter at mod pizza had a cool bear hat and i said “i like your hat - is it a specific character” and i felt 100 years old as soon as i said it
i’m sitting right by the door at the diner, and a elderly man and stranger was leaving and turned to me and said “see you next year” and grinned
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i’m sitting right by the door at the diner, and a elderly man and stranger was leaving and turned to me and said “see you next year” and grinned
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No one talks about how difficult it is to go from this *closed fist* to this *extends middle finger*
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
No one talks about how difficult it is to go from this *closed fist* to this *extends middle finger*
i’m at this bar and there’s a little duck on this picture frame. merry ho hi everyone.
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
i’m at this bar and there’s a little duck on this picture frame. merry ho hi everyone.
getting greener than a screen to see my little blue guys at the cinema
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
getting greener than a screen to see my little blue guys at the cinema
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Navidad con los Kranks
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Navidad con los Kranks
just went through the footage from the band i filmed last week and boy don’t you know i was stand right next to a “whoo guy” the whole show
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
just went through the footage from the band i filmed last week and boy don’t you know i was stand right next to a “whoo guy” the whole show
there’s almost as much quantity of Toy Story as there is Die Hard
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
there’s almost as much quantity of Toy Story as there is Die Hard
i very discretely told the bartender there was a wasp chilling around the table and without asking questions they immediate shouted at the top of their lungs “TERRY!”
December 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i very discretely told the bartender there was a wasp chilling around the table and without asking questions they immediate shouted at the top of their lungs “TERRY!”
i wish i was a crow
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i wish i was a crow
“i bet he’s so cultured” they also say
Every time that I see a movie was released in 3D I think "I bet @coburnfilms.bsky.social has seen that"
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“i bet he’s so cultured” they also say
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
haven’t go through all todays footage but i’m pretty sure i got a beautiful silhouetted shot of a crow squirt pooping
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
haven’t go through all todays footage but i’m pretty sure i got a beautiful silhouetted shot of a crow squirt pooping
giant character balloons are born with like 40 umbilical chords and macy’s sweeps it under the rug every year. disgusting.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
giant character balloons are born with like 40 umbilical chords and macy’s sweeps it under the rug every year. disgusting.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
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If you think about it, it's actually quite brave of us to be showing three absolute dog shit movies in a row this week. No other movie theater is as committed to the bit as we are.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you think about it, it's actually quite brave of us to be showing three absolute dog shit movies in a row this week. No other movie theater is as committed to the bit as we are.
i want a tiny automatic umbrella from my backpack so that i could keep filming crows during the rain. it be sick if you could also figure out a way to put in this switch that changes the top part into propellers so that it will also make me fly with the birds. i’d pay more for the subsequent request
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i want a tiny automatic umbrella from my backpack so that i could keep filming crows during the rain. it be sick if you could also figure out a way to put in this switch that changes the top part into propellers so that it will also make me fly with the birds. i’d pay more for the subsequent request
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He does not discuss Piranha II
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He does not discuss Piranha II
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PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
PERSON GASPING FOR AIR: *pushes epi pen into my hand*
ME: I said no autographs
ME: I said no autographs
@sighhless.bsky.social helped me change a light in an impossible to open headlight box. that thing was shut like a seal pistachio nut and he cracked it like king arthur. what a legend.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@sighhless.bsky.social helped me change a light in an impossible to open headlight box. that thing was shut like a seal pistachio nut and he cracked it like king arthur. what a legend.
the dirties style shirt that says “i’m just here to film the crows”
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
the dirties style shirt that says “i’m just here to film the crows”