Cola Golem
@colagolem.bsky.social
Same baffling content, in new strange format. :justpost:
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this is how I'm greeting new bluesky users
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
this is how I'm greeting new bluesky users
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Hail to the King
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hail to the King
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🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
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having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
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The essence of art is conjuring a form of communication where common language and its smoothed-out culture is bypassed, placing ideas directly in the mind of the observer. Barriers are broken, mental firewalls off, art goes straight to their core.
For example this is now in the minds of engineers.
For example this is now in the minds of engineers.
August 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The essence of art is conjuring a form of communication where common language and its smoothed-out culture is bypassed, placing ideas directly in the mind of the observer. Barriers are broken, mental firewalls off, art goes straight to their core.
For example this is now in the minds of engineers.
For example this is now in the minds of engineers.
Blursed.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Blursed.
Oh! My Goddess and Slayers.
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh! My Goddess and Slayers.
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willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
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Vivi waits for the moment to strike
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Vivi waits for the moment to strike
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To be honest I've already gotten used to winter in Finland and kind of didn't notice the sun ceased to exist.
lmao it's been so dark in Finland this December that it made the news that the sun is OUT today
(Helsinki's had less than 20 minutes of sunshine TOTAL for this month, it's been consistently overcast!)
yle.fi/a/74-20199339
(Helsinki's had less than 20 minutes of sunshine TOTAL for this month, it's been consistently overcast!)
yle.fi/a/74-20199339
Tänään kannattaa ottaa kaikki ilo irti valosta
Sää on pitkästä aikaa selkeä koko maassa. Viikonloppu on kylmä, kunnes ensi viikolla lämpenee taas.
yle.fi
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
To be honest I've already gotten used to winter in Finland and kind of didn't notice the sun ceased to exist.
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I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I upgraded to windows 11 by accidentally pressing spacebar on startup
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May I offer you a round egg at this trying time
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
May I offer you a round egg at this trying time
Things got a bit hot for one remote camera at Kīlauea.
Did you make sure to keep the camera away from the volcano like we discussed?
Yeah, about that…
Yeah, about that…
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Things got a bit hot for one remote camera at Kīlauea.
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Big announcement! The demo for our Windows 95 automation game about making PowerPoint factories, Factory 95 is coming out this week!
Wishlist on Steam to get notified
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250/...
#indiegame #gamedev
Wishlist on Steam to get notified
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250/...
#indiegame #gamedev
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Big announcement! The demo for our Windows 95 automation game about making PowerPoint factories, Factory 95 is coming out this week!
Wishlist on Steam to get notified
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250/...
#indiegame #gamedev
Wishlist on Steam to get notified
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250/...
#indiegame #gamedev
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"imagine if men could 3d-print stuff using their dicks!" was an amazing idea i had in a dream last night. Now that I'm awake, I don't think I want to imagine it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"imagine if men could 3d-print stuff using their dicks!" was an amazing idea i had in a dream last night. Now that I'm awake, I don't think I want to imagine it.
I forgot that I had already bought replacements for the middle mouse button, so now I have extra switches laying around. These are fancy +1 million click low-force tact-switches, so I don't really need ten of these, but eh whatever..
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I forgot that I had already bought replacements for the middle mouse button, so now I have extra switches laying around. These are fancy +1 million click low-force tact-switches, so I don't really need ten of these, but eh whatever..
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It feels wrong to pay 10€ for P&P for 5€ worth of microswitches, but a two day delivery time is worth it when you kinda need them right now.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It feels wrong to pay 10€ for P&P for 5€ worth of microswitches, but a two day delivery time is worth it when you kinda need them right now.