Jonathan Apples (He/Him)
@collieddahle.bsky.social
Host of the Black & White & Dead All Over podcast!
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New Episode just posted. Talking about the gruesomeness of The Raft and the mechanics of pulling an entire man through a quarter inch of plywood.
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Well, they do make this rockin' world go round.
Yesterday in car, Fat Bottomed Girls came on & my 5 yo daughter made me play it 3 times. When we got in car this AM, she immediately said “play the fat bottom song” & we listened to it 4 times. She was singing along after the second play. Dropped her off, then I listened 3 more times on the way home
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Well, they do make this rockin' world go round.
New Episode just posted. Talking about the gruesomeness of The Raft and the mechanics of pulling an entire man through a quarter inch of plywood.
open.spotify.com/episode/6kkl...
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October 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
New Episode just posted. Talking about the gruesomeness of The Raft and the mechanics of pulling an entire man through a quarter inch of plywood.
open.spotify.com/episode/6kkl...
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"Tracula, an evil gas-guzzling villain and the leader of the Van-Pires."
SOLD!
SOLD!
October 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Tracula, an evil gas-guzzling villain and the leader of the Van-Pires."
SOLD!
SOLD!
Recently recorded the next episode of Short Kings, where we cover The Raft and after 3 times reading it I cannot stress how impressed I am that King is able to convey that two assholes in the story are doing racist Mexican accents without out and out stating that that is the accent they are doing.
October 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Recently recorded the next episode of Short Kings, where we cover The Raft and after 3 times reading it I cannot stress how impressed I am that King is able to convey that two assholes in the story are doing racist Mexican accents without out and out stating that that is the accent they are doing.
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Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way
I'm slow!
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm slow!
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"I believe that our greatest strength lies always in the protection of our smallest minorities." -- Charles Schulz
“Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.”
— Linus Van Pelt
— Linus Van Pelt
September 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"I believe that our greatest strength lies always in the protection of our smallest minorities." -- Charles Schulz
Found my grandfather's secret recipe for Long Island Iced Tea taped to the back of his copy of No Man Knows My History.
September 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Found my grandfather's secret recipe for Long Island Iced Tea taped to the back of his copy of No Man Knows My History.
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To be clear, this is also political violence.
BREAKING: At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says
At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says
At least two students were shot Wednesday at Evergreen High School, the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office said. This is a developing story that will be updated.
coloradosun.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
To be clear, this is also political violence.
A24 proudly presents The Smashing Machine
Finally a documentary about your mom
Finally a documentary about your mom
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A24 proudly presents The Smashing Machine
Finally a documentary about your mom
Finally a documentary about your mom
I took a Ritalin last night before going to a late movie to assure that I would be hyper focused and not miss any major plot details... the movie was The Toxic Avenger.
September 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I took a Ritalin last night before going to a late movie to assure that I would be hyper focused and not miss any major plot details... the movie was The Toxic Avenger.
Changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War feels like trying to stretch a Tapout tee-shirt on our entire country.
September 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War feels like trying to stretch a Tapout tee-shirt on our entire country.
When you want to chill out every last motherfucker in the room accept no substitutes.
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Ambient 1: Music For Airports (Remastered 2004)
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August 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When you want to chill out every last motherfucker in the room accept no substitutes.
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Tom Clancy's The Color Purple
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
“Tom Clancy’s Juggs”
“Tom Clancy’s Juggs”
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
Tom Clancy’s Unbearable Lightness of Being
Tom Clancy’s Unbearable Lightness of Being
August 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Tom Clancy's The Color Purple
Ejacularium!
August 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ejacularium!
It's comforting to know that after all these years, Sublime can still crank out songs for 20 year old dirtbags with 14 year old girlfriends.
August 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's comforting to know that after all these years, Sublime can still crank out songs for 20 year old dirtbags with 14 year old girlfriends.
Oh, how I long to be 38.5 again!
August 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh, how I long to be 38.5 again!
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To see how a miniscule change can utterly transform how we experience a story, imagine if John Wick was visibly and audibly aroused every time the shooting started, just squeals of erotic pleasure with each squeeze of the trigger
July 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
To see how a miniscule change can utterly transform how we experience a story, imagine if John Wick was visibly and audibly aroused every time the shooting started, just squeals of erotic pleasure with each squeeze of the trigger
Eira: hey dad, that one squirrel is riding the other squirrel!
Me: um...
Me: um...
July 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Eira: hey dad, that one squirrel is riding the other squirrel!
Me: um...
Me: um...
Good morning. I have just been given a warning on reddit on the grounds of advocating for violence because I made a joke referencing the game Clue. Upon reflection, I suppose it is difficult to joke about a game that revolves around murder and not seem to be advocating for violence.
July 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Good morning. I have just been given a warning on reddit on the grounds of advocating for violence because I made a joke referencing the game Clue. Upon reflection, I suppose it is difficult to joke about a game that revolves around murder and not seem to be advocating for violence.
July 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM