Kristen Rose
@cominuproses.bsky.social
I don't really know what I'm doing here.
Film account: thatoldpictureshow.bsky.social
Film account: thatoldpictureshow.bsky.social
Whoever came up with Taco Bell nachos fries, I hope their pillow is always cold and their blanket is always warm.
December 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Whoever came up with Taco Bell nachos fries, I hope their pillow is always cold and their blanket is always warm.
Merry Christmas 🎄💨✨️
Fairywood. Village Road. Caller says that their neighbors are blazing up a bunch of fat ones. Caller is concerned.
December 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Merry Christmas 🎄💨✨️
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it was that moment, I realised:
2025 wasn't that bad after all
2025 wasn't that bad after all
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
it was that moment, I realised:
2025 wasn't that bad after all
2025 wasn't that bad after all
The way Microsoft could absolutely destroy companies if they tweaked Excel even a little.
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The way Microsoft could absolutely destroy companies if they tweaked Excel even a little.
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Amazing how many articles are just “I’m a white guy who didn’t get the promotion I wanted and the only answer to this problem that concerns every single one of us is to re-segregate the workplace”
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Amazing how many articles are just “I’m a white guy who didn’t get the promotion I wanted and the only answer to this problem that concerns every single one of us is to re-segregate the workplace”
"The working poor" is such an insane classification we have in this country.
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"The working poor" is such an insane classification we have in this country.
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
Rural Juror is one of the funniest 30 Rock gags, I swear.
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Rural Juror is one of the funniest 30 Rock gags, I swear.
"Somebody, please, do something!" I scream into the void once again.
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Somebody, please, do something!" I scream into the void once again.
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Shout out to the Hill District for the first oven fire of the day.
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Shout out to the Hill District for the first oven fire of the day.
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
You know, kudos to the person who invented the can opener. Works so well, there's no innovation needed. Tremendous.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You know, kudos to the person who invented the can opener. Works so well, there's no innovation needed. Tremendous.
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
I'll never forgive the writers of Boy Meets World for what they did to the character Eric Matthews.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'll never forgive the writers of Boy Meets World for what they did to the character Eric Matthews.
As an adult, I have found I'm happiest when I just enjoy and do the things I did when I was 12. Rewatching all the shows I loved. Crafting. It's healing.
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
As an adult, I have found I'm happiest when I just enjoy and do the things I did when I was 12. Rewatching all the shows I loved. Crafting. It's healing.
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
My husband and I have been watching Rock of Love. It's crazy how much of it I actually remember from watching it when it aired.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My husband and I have been watching Rock of Love. It's crazy how much of it I actually remember from watching it when it aired.
Guys. I'm going to be so for real with you. I thought Dick Cheney had already died.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Guys. I'm going to be so for real with you. I thought Dick Cheney had already died.
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South Side. Mission Street. Caller says a bunch of people are sitting around a fire doing drugs. Happy weekend, everyone.
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
South Side. Mission Street. Caller says a bunch of people are sitting around a fire doing drugs. Happy weekend, everyone.
I'm actually doing something Halloweeny tonight and I am honestly so goddamn excited.
October 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm actually doing something Halloweeny tonight and I am honestly so goddamn excited.
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congress sounds so cool i wish it was real
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
congress sounds so cool i wish it was real
I miss sanity in daily life so much.
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I miss sanity in daily life so much.
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Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
It definitely will.
I’m worried it can still get stupider
September 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It definitely will.