Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.

Last night we went Christmas shopping at a Night Market in Culver City. They had great, unique gifts (including a young woman with a typewriter who wrote custom poems for $10). It felt so good spending our money on local artists who are just happy for the business and don’t want to control the world

"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

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Some More News does such good, illuminating work. We’re lucky to have them

I post about politics, climate, feminism, but also poetry and beauty because we have to remember what we're for, as well as what we're against.

i just saw silver linings playbook on a list of romcoms and that is NOT a romcom, that is a movie about how being an eagles fan will make you mentally ill

my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log:

1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400

Just finished Celine’s Journey to the End of the Night a few days back. I fear my scant optimism may never recover, although the tumbling lols and ruminative hmms were well worth it

I need some money fast, can you still get rich from kidnapping the Lindbergh baby?

That or a nasty TBI, a boy can dream

Let's be real the only reason anyone watched that Jake Paul fight was for the 1% chance that Mike Tyson would bite something off him