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Compressed Kaiju
Priest of Modern Mythology
Emissary from Hell
Priest of Modern Mythology
Emissary from Hell
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IT. IS. TIME.
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
IT. IS. TIME.
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I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
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Hey so i think this guy needs to go on a list
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hey so i think this guy needs to go on a list
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Zuck has literally, intentionally, made a racist pedophile AI. On purpose.
Like, he didn't stumble into it by mistake. AI doesn't just make up its own guidelines on racism and pedophilia; Those are set in place by design.
A certain George Carlin quote about "these fuckin' people" comes to mind...
Like, he didn't stumble into it by mistake. AI doesn't just make up its own guidelines on racism and pedophilia; Those are set in place by design.
A certain George Carlin quote about "these fuckin' people" comes to mind...
lets put zuckerberg in prison. i want to see his face as he gets sentenced
August 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Zuck has literally, intentionally, made a racist pedophile AI. On purpose.
Like, he didn't stumble into it by mistake. AI doesn't just make up its own guidelines on racism and pedophilia; Those are set in place by design.
A certain George Carlin quote about "these fuckin' people" comes to mind...
Like, he didn't stumble into it by mistake. AI doesn't just make up its own guidelines on racism and pedophilia; Those are set in place by design.
A certain George Carlin quote about "these fuckin' people" comes to mind...
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Israel is using Microsoft Azure to store recordings of every phone call made by Palestinians in the occupied territories, then using AI to analyze the contents and select targets. Microsoft is (dubiously) claiming ignorance.
‘A million calls an hour’: Israel relying on Microsoft cloud for expansive surveillance of Palestinians
Revealed: The Israeli military undertook an ambitious project to store a giant trove of Palestinians’ phone calls on Microsoft’s servers in Europe
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Israel is using Microsoft Azure to store recordings of every phone call made by Palestinians in the occupied territories, then using AI to analyze the contents and select targets. Microsoft is (dubiously) claiming ignorance.
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“Wow you have a lot of appreciation for classical music and weird looking actors from the 40s. Where could that come from?”
*silently thanks Bugs Bunny for my early education*
*silently thanks Bugs Bunny for my early education*
August 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Wow you have a lot of appreciation for classical music and weird looking actors from the 40s. Where could that come from?”
*silently thanks Bugs Bunny for my early education*
*silently thanks Bugs Bunny for my early education*
CEO of Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust Wesley LePatner, one of the individuals chiefly responsible for our current housing crisis, was shot and killed yesterday in what appears to have been a targeted assassination, Adjuster-style.
Why haven't I seen anyone else on my feed mention it?
Why haven't I seen anyone else on my feed mention it?
Blackstone Executive Wesley LePatner Killed in Manhattan Shooting
New York City Mayor Eric Adams said the now-deceased shooting suspect likely targeted the NFL’s office in Blackstone’s building.
www.forbes.com
July 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
CEO of Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust Wesley LePatner, one of the individuals chiefly responsible for our current housing crisis, was shot and killed yesterday in what appears to have been a targeted assassination, Adjuster-style.
Why haven't I seen anyone else on my feed mention it?
Why haven't I seen anyone else on my feed mention it?
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Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
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Oh the superhero movie was woke? Then maybe go see a film with a more nuanced plot than the good guys vs the bad guys
July 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh the superhero movie was woke? Then maybe go see a film with a more nuanced plot than the good guys vs the bad guys
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I can not imagine a better example of “telling on yourself” than announcing that you oppose Superman’s ideology.
July 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I can not imagine a better example of “telling on yourself” than announcing that you oppose Superman’s ideology.
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The reaction to Mamdani shows how broken America’s political culture is.
In any sane democracy, child care, public transit, and housing are center-left policy.
For most of his policies, Mamdani is not far left. But because both parties are on the right, he gets framed that way. It’s insane.
In any sane democracy, child care, public transit, and housing are center-left policy.
For most of his policies, Mamdani is not far left. But because both parties are on the right, he gets framed that way. It’s insane.
June 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The reaction to Mamdani shows how broken America’s political culture is.
In any sane democracy, child care, public transit, and housing are center-left policy.
For most of his policies, Mamdani is not far left. But because both parties are on the right, he gets framed that way. It’s insane.
In any sane democracy, child care, public transit, and housing are center-left policy.
For most of his policies, Mamdani is not far left. But because both parties are on the right, he gets framed that way. It’s insane.
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CEO compensation graphed next to employee compensation. 🙃
June 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
CEO compensation graphed next to employee compensation. 🙃
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"instead of listening to a podcast I just ask AI to tell me about a subject" buddy just have a grade school child, the answers will be just as suspect, the energy will be much more enthusiastic, and you cannot split a milkshake with chatgpt for fun
June 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"instead of listening to a podcast I just ask AI to tell me about a subject" buddy just have a grade school child, the answers will be just as suspect, the energy will be much more enthusiastic, and you cannot split a milkshake with chatgpt for fun
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most expensive “it’s my party and i’ll cry if i want to” of all time
June 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
most expensive “it’s my party and i’ll cry if i want to” of all time
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Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.
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FUCK NAZIS
FUCK ICE
FUCK IOF
WATCH 'EM GO
FUCK ICE
FUCK IOF
WATCH 'EM GO
June 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
FUCK NAZIS
FUCK ICE
FUCK IOF
WATCH 'EM GO
FUCK ICE
FUCK IOF
WATCH 'EM GO
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Still trying to imagine the sheer mental strength of the woman dating Elvira and keeping it a secret for so long
June 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Still trying to imagine the sheer mental strength of the woman dating Elvira and keeping it a secret for so long
Paramount+: Hey, person who just selected a Star Trek thing with the intent to watch it, did you know that uhhh, you're about to watch a Star Trek thing???
me: silence, brand
Paramount+: *hides Thₑ Koᵃʟₐ® in the logo animation to Lower Decks Seasons 3-5*
me: ... ok that's actually pretty great
me: silence, brand
Paramount+: *hides Thₑ Koᵃʟₐ® in the logo animation to Lower Decks Seasons 3-5*
me: ... ok that's actually pretty great
May 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Paramount+: Hey, person who just selected a Star Trek thing with the intent to watch it, did you know that uhhh, you're about to watch a Star Trek thing???
me: silence, brand
Paramount+: *hides Thₑ Koᵃʟₐ® in the logo animation to Lower Decks Seasons 3-5*
me: ... ok that's actually pretty great
me: silence, brand
Paramount+: *hides Thₑ Koᵃʟₐ® in the logo animation to Lower Decks Seasons 3-5*
me: ... ok that's actually pretty great
Kiryu's at the bicycle shop, Majima's at the knife shop, the stores are adjacent to each other and the scene still plays out exactly like in John Wick 3
that scene from john wick 3 in the knife shop but instead it’s kazuma kiryu in a bicycle shop
May 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Kiryu's at the bicycle shop, Majima's at the knife shop, the stores are adjacent to each other and the scene still plays out exactly like in John Wick 3
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Go on Mothra, make the people happy!!
May 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Go on Mothra, make the people happy!!
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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits.
What can I say, I enjoy the GOATs and retro-inspired indies, I'm sophisticated like that 🤷♂️
What can I say, I enjoy the GOATs and retro-inspired indies, I'm sophisticated like that 🤷♂️
April 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits.
What can I say, I enjoy the GOATs and retro-inspired indies, I'm sophisticated like that 🤷♂️
What can I say, I enjoy the GOATs and retro-inspired indies, I'm sophisticated like that 🤷♂️
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
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I can tell AI is bad by the absence of hordes of tumblr accounts sharing renders of their OCs making out with the main characters
April 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I can tell AI is bad by the absence of hordes of tumblr accounts sharing renders of their OCs making out with the main characters