Conasg
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🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺 • Scottish • Platform Engineer • Peace Through Superior Firepower • ❤️🇺🇦
Unironically, any ACTUAL FURRY ARTISTS who can do a profile pic for me? Not the bear, but the caracal. Please refer me to people :D
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Unironically, any ACTUAL FURRY ARTISTS who can do a profile pic for me? Not the bear, but the caracal. Please refer me to people :D
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(At the bar) Sorry about my friend he emerged fully formed from a seed pod a couple days ago
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
(At the bar) Sorry about my friend he emerged fully formed from a seed pod a couple days ago
Ya know I just realised. People do that "touch wood" superstitious thing. But so many things have plastic veneer. Is it still touching wood if the wood isn't really wood?
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Ya know I just realised. People do that "touch wood" superstitious thing. But so many things have plastic veneer. Is it still touching wood if the wood isn't really wood?
Think of the money I'll save boycotting China and the US
December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Think of the money I'll save boycotting China and the US
Really wish the creator of Hazbin and Helluva hadn't defended russians
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Really wish the creator of Hazbin and Helluva hadn't defended russians
Hear me out: if God possesses omnipotence, defined as total causal power over all events, then this requires that creatures have zero power. If this is the case, then they cannot be moral agents. Only moral agents are capable of sin. Therefore, sin cannot exist.
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hear me out: if God possesses omnipotence, defined as total causal power over all events, then this requires that creatures have zero power. If this is the case, then they cannot be moral agents. Only moral agents are capable of sin. Therefore, sin cannot exist.
It's wrong to invade Venezuela for their oil!
You should invade them because they inexplicably changed their timezone by 30 minutes back in '07
You should invade them because they inexplicably changed their timezone by 30 minutes back in '07
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's wrong to invade Venezuela for their oil!
You should invade them because they inexplicably changed their timezone by 30 minutes back in '07
You should invade them because they inexplicably changed their timezone by 30 minutes back in '07
If the USA wants to declare their hostility towards European values, then perhaps we should disengage ourselves, and mirror their hostility.
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If the USA wants to declare their hostility towards European values, then perhaps we should disengage ourselves, and mirror their hostility.
The problem with asking for affordable artist recommendations is that I'm going to get a million replies from bots
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The problem with asking for affordable artist recommendations is that I'm going to get a million replies from bots
Oh boy, I can't wait to see my Spotify Wrapped!
My Spotify Wrapped:
My Spotify Wrapped:
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh boy, I can't wait to see my Spotify Wrapped!
My Spotify Wrapped:
My Spotify Wrapped:
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"healing isn't linear" ok but it should be. i should be better every day until i reach 100% and then keep going, becoming unstoppably, supernaturally healthy
July 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"healing isn't linear" ok but it should be. i should be better every day until i reach 100% and then keep going, becoming unstoppably, supernaturally healthy
Helluva comfort character = Stolas
Hazbin comfort character = Husk
Psychoanalyse me
Hazbin comfort character = Husk
Psychoanalyse me
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Helluva comfort character = Stolas
Hazbin comfort character = Husk
Psychoanalyse me
Hazbin comfort character = Husk
Psychoanalyse me
The C in CIA stands for Cat
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The C in CIA stands for Cat
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I'm from the Go community and we count these
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm from the Go community and we count these
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go is good because it makes typescript fast so I can write more typescript
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
go is good because it makes typescript fast so I can write more typescript
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not overreacting or anything, but Dr. Bronner’s de-kookifying their soap labels and adding more graphics is a real “death of the West” moment in this office.
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
not overreacting or anything, but Dr. Bronner’s de-kookifying their soap labels and adding more graphics is a real “death of the West” moment in this office.
"Argentina is British"
"You mean the Falklands?"
"😏"
"You mean the Falklands?"
"😏"
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Argentina is British"
"You mean the Falklands?"
"😏"
"You mean the Falklands?"
"😏"
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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"we found a Type Of Guy who represents a particularly helpful corner of the latent space" is easily my favorite type of positive LLM posting.
Our Discord support agent was kind of annoying, so I asked it to pretend to be a 58-year old systems administrator from Ohio that wrote on forums a lot.
Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"we found a Type Of Guy who represents a particularly helpful corner of the latent space" is easily my favorite type of positive LLM posting.
@militaryanalyst.bsky.social Any thoughts on the Shahed shot down with air-to-air missiles mounted? Suggests that they're wanting to try and take down defending aircraft.
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@militaryanalyst.bsky.social Any thoughts on the Shahed shot down with air-to-air missiles mounted? Suggests that they're wanting to try and take down defending aircraft.
It's not just the mythical faraway Ukrainians, it's Europe. It's a war in Europe, and it's Europe at stake. No matter what excuses anyone makes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It's not just the mythical faraway Ukrainians, it's Europe. It's a war in Europe, and it's Europe at stake. No matter what excuses anyone makes.
Ukraine and Britain having another thing in common: a beleaguered chief advisor to the leader resigning after some rather sketchy behaviour
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ukraine and Britain having another thing in common: a beleaguered chief advisor to the leader resigning after some rather sketchy behaviour
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Gonna go and say it, but people who think Sunday is the first day of the week are insane.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Gonna go and say it, but people who think Sunday is the first day of the week are insane.
Skibidi Toilet guy is russian, so I'm happy to announce he seems to have been fucked over by the people who bought the rights to it 👍
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Skibidi Toilet guy is russian, so I'm happy to announce he seems to have been fucked over by the people who bought the rights to it 👍