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tgirl/doll/dyke/assorted viscera. girl eater. miyazawaist. overly dramatic in a cringe way. she/it
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I hate cat girls. "Nyaa" what the fuck, pull yourself together. Disgraceful.
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New dating strategy just dropped
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
If you could change or add one body part, what would it be?

I think it would be sick as hell to have freaky vocal chords.
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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I can *100% assure you* that if this report found that trans people & "wokeness" tanked the Harris campaign, the DNC would release it in a heartbeat
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.

Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
that's the thing isn't it. I don't think I'm a person. It's been creeping up on me, but I think it's true. I just can't get being a person right. It doesn't fit, like trying to wear a glove with the wrong number of fingers.
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I really like having a bus route. People have bus routes.

Maybe, if I have enough bus routes, I can become a person too
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If I can't be a creature, then I have to be human. But I've been trying to do that for YEARS and I'm still not a person. I just don't know what to do
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I wish I were a mad scientist. I would love to make a living making a violation of the square-cube law. My creatures would be so beautiful
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
We were talking about animals at work today and I said my favorite animals were snakes and spiders and other than the general consensus I had the worst favorites, I was also called a legs min-maxer
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
nobody talks about poison control but what a neat thing, huh
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Why do so many web novels drop the ball so fucking hard after the climax. They lose the ability to commit to choices they made
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Do you think snakes are comfy all the time. No weird limb positioning or sore knees or ankles. Just sleek, muscular body.
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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if you're transgender you have to post. if you accomplish something else then good. if you accomplish nothing else then good. but you have to post.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Spider Gwen should also gain the sexual dimorphism of a black widow spider. Frankly, it would be absolutely incredible if spider Gwen was an 8 ft tall woman swinging around New York City
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It's sick as hell when spiderman gets other spider mutations. Give peter 8 eyes please
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
In real life, the denomination for a quarter of a dollar is called a Quarter and a tenth is a Dime.

In fantasy there's like, a bazillion different words for coinage
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Spectator Syndrome"

When a fanfic starts off strong, with new takes and fresh plots, only to run out of steam and follow third act *exactly* as canon, making new characters little more than spectators. Might as well have just read the original...
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My least attractive trait is my unironic love for superheros
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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no idea how you'd study this without running into a correlation is not causation problem but i wonder if every extra few minutes you spend driving to the polling place increases the odds you're going to vote for republicans by 1%
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Like, how much of this "I talk to chatgpt 5 hours a day and it is teaching me to to become a god" is the result of a normal person glimpsing the abyss that is *literally* a billionaire's every single social interaction, and it fucking destroying them.
May 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
New hot take. It's stupid when worlds with magic treat mana as though it were magic, really I think it's more likely that mana would be the equivalent of water. We use water and soap to wash our dishes but we don't scream "wizard" at dishwashers.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM