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the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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The failure isn’t the insane President. The failure is all the supposedly sane people pretending he’s not.
April 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The failure isn’t the insane President. The failure is all the supposedly sane people pretending he’s not.
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The weirdest part of the “let’s run the government like a business” nonsense is that the idiots spouting it always tend to take a dim view of the “bringing in money” aspect, which I’m told is actually a pretty big goal in business
🚨 SCOOP: Acting IRS chief Melanie Krause plans to quit after the agency agreed to share confidential tax info with immigration officials to aid in deportations.
She also clashed with DOGE over plans for IRS's future & orders to cut staff.
**Three IRS leaders have quit since Trump took office.**
She also clashed with DOGE over plans for IRS's future & orders to cut staff.
**Three IRS leaders have quit since Trump took office.**
IRS chief to quit over deal to share data with immigration authorities
Melanie Krause is the third leader of the tax agency since Trump took office. She clashed with Treasury officials over taxpayer privacy concerns.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The weirdest part of the “let’s run the government like a business” nonsense is that the idiots spouting it always tend to take a dim view of the “bringing in money” aspect, which I’m told is actually a pretty big goal in business
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"There's more to life than being able to buy cheap garbage," sagely intones the man who had a complete mental breakdown from which he has never recovered because he couldn't go to big box stores and chain restaurants for 3 weeks in 2020.
April 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"There's more to life than being able to buy cheap garbage," sagely intones the man who had a complete mental breakdown from which he has never recovered because he couldn't go to big box stores and chain restaurants for 3 weeks in 2020.
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"A desire to capitulate in search of an excuse" sums up a lot of what's happening right now, and it's where Trump gets the bulk of his political strength
March 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"A desire to capitulate in search of an excuse" sums up a lot of what's happening right now, and it's where Trump gets the bulk of his political strength
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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
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No country in their right mind should ever buy weapons from the United States again if our president can just shut them off as an act of treason or manipulation.
March 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No country in their right mind should ever buy weapons from the United States again if our president can just shut them off as an act of treason or manipulation.
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It’s more than a little concerning that 4 Supreme Court justices don’t think judges have the power to enforce contracts.
March 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s more than a little concerning that 4 Supreme Court justices don’t think judges have the power to enforce contracts.
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
March 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
March 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
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republican governments thinking the "department of energy" is about oil drilling and installing solar panels and not the agency that controls the nuclear weapons stockpile is one of the funniest running subplots in american politics
Trump officials fired nuclear staff not realizing they oversee the country’s weapons stockpile, sources say www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/c...
Trump officials fired nuclear staff not realizing they oversee the country’s weapons stockpile, sources say | CNN
Some of the fired probationary employees included on-the-ground staff at facilities where nuclear weapons are built.
www.cnn.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
republican governments thinking the "department of energy" is about oil drilling and installing solar panels and not the agency that controls the nuclear weapons stockpile is one of the funniest running subplots in american politics
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Inside a chaotic 48 hours of firings and rehirings at the agency responsible for maintaining the the nation's stockpile of nuclear weapons.
Managers were given 200 characters (not words) to justify why staff shouldn't be fired.
www.npr.org/2025/02/14/n...
Managers were given 200 characters (not words) to justify why staff shouldn't be fired.
www.npr.org/2025/02/14/n...
Trump firings cause chaos at agency responsible for America's nuclear weapons
The National Nuclear Security Administration is a semi-autonomous agency within the Department of Energy that oversees the U.S. stockpile of thousands of nuclear weapons. Officials were given hours to...
www.npr.org
February 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Inside a chaotic 48 hours of firings and rehirings at the agency responsible for maintaining the the nation's stockpile of nuclear weapons.
Managers were given 200 characters (not words) to justify why staff shouldn't be fired.
www.npr.org/2025/02/14/n...
Managers were given 200 characters (not words) to justify why staff shouldn't be fired.
www.npr.org/2025/02/14/n...
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Hey, folks, what if we had Catholicism, but without the Pope being in charge? I bet no one has thought of THAT!
And what if - stay with me here - our political leader were also the head of the religion everyone had to belong to? If England had been like that I bet we never would’ve rebelled!!
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And what if - stay with me here - our political leader were also the head of the religion everyone had to belong to? If England had been like that I bet we never would’ve rebelled!!
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February 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hey, folks, what if we had Catholicism, but without the Pope being in charge? I bet no one has thought of THAT!
And what if - stay with me here - our political leader were also the head of the religion everyone had to belong to? If England had been like that I bet we never would’ve rebelled!!
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And what if - stay with me here - our political leader were also the head of the religion everyone had to belong to? If England had been like that I bet we never would’ve rebelled!!
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Holy shit. This is fucking nuts.
February 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Holy shit. This is fucking nuts.
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Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
January 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
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Philadelphia has Fangio, who is a great old defensive mind. On the other hand he will have to reckon with the fact his men cannot hit Mahomes, and the chains on the Kansas City side have an extra link.
January 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Philadelphia has Fangio, who is a great old defensive mind. On the other hand he will have to reckon with the fact his men cannot hit Mahomes, and the chains on the Kansas City side have an extra link.
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
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Conservative Christians have gone from saying “character matters” about Bill Clinton’s adultery to literally just blurting “ehh, sure” about a whole crew of even worse scumbags
TAPPER: You're a man of faith. Does it matter anymore for Republicans to think of leaders as people who are moral in their personal lives? Is that still important in the GOP?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah, sure. What I'll say about the nominees the president has put forward is they will shake up the status quo.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah, sure. What I'll say about the nominees the president has put forward is they will shake up the status quo.
November 17, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Conservative Christians have gone from saying “character matters” about Bill Clinton’s adultery to literally just blurting “ehh, sure” about a whole crew of even worse scumbags