Sara 🍳🍳🍳
@contrabassic.bsky.social
Orchestral Subwoofer. Chicago. she/her
Pinned
Sara 🍳🍳🍳
@contrabassic.bsky.social
· Nov 23
hi bluesky what are your favorite string quartets written this century?
dog, looking alarmed at the snow that is happening
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
dog, looking alarmed at the snow that is happening
if the bears win the super bowl would that break the cubs curse that set us on this timeline
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
if the bears win the super bowl would that break the cubs curse that set us on this timeline
we made french onion soup
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
we made french onion soup
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
had to try on some dresses today please advise
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
had to try on some dresses today please advise
this man is literally singing horribly on the train i cannot
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
this man is literally singing horribly on the train i cannot
I think this explains so much about what happened with Josh in KC and the lack of interest in justice in favor of keeping peace with management. Almost no one would put even a toe over the line and Josh had a lot of private support which 🙄🙄🙄
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think this explains so much about what happened with Josh in KC and the lack of interest in justice in favor of keeping peace with management. Almost no one would put even a toe over the line and Josh had a lot of private support which 🙄🙄🙄
i’ve decided we’re just doing onion soup for thanksgiving
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i’ve decided we’re just doing onion soup for thanksgiving
ok but also imagine being jd vance rn
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
ok but also imagine being jd vance rn
finally the catholic church is spending their money correctly
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
finally the catholic church is spending their money correctly
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
Every day we get a comment from someone demanding the SA "prosecute ICE" and we once again invite you to Just Google Her
A program allowing Chicago police officers to file charges in low-level gun crimes without first getting approval from a prosecutor will be expanded across the city, Cook County State's Attorney Eileen O'Neill Burke announced on Friday.
Cook County State's Attorney expands program allowing CPD officers to directly file felony gun charges
A program allowing Chicago police officers to file charges in low-level gun crimes without first getting approval from a prosecutor will be expanded across the city, Cook County State's Attorney Eileen O'Neill Burke announced on Friday.
www.cbsnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Every day we get a comment from someone demanding the SA "prosecute ICE" and we once again invite you to Just Google Her
i am so fed up with everything rn
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i am so fed up with everything rn
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
today in bad pops shows: beyonce and beethoven
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
today in bad pops shows: beyonce and beethoven
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
we did it joe www.chronicle.com/article/why-...
Why a Musicology Society’s Members Are in Revolt
The leading organization for music scholars is facing an uproar from hundreds of members, who are threatening a boycott unless it meets a chorus of demands.
www.chronicle.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
we did it joe www.chronicle.com/article/why-...
someone was yelling in the street that they were so happy he was dead and man, you can’t get my hopes up like that
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
someone was yelling in the street that they were so happy he was dead and man, you can’t get my hopes up like that
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
parks $5
libraries $5
schools $5
police $2,100,000,000
cta $5
somebody good at the economy help me my city is dying
libraries $5
schools $5
police $2,100,000,000
cta $5
somebody good at the economy help me my city is dying
Johnson vows to veto any budget that includes a property tax increase or makes cuts to the proposed $2.1 billion for the Chicago Police Department.
CONTEXT: No one has seriously proposed either.
Days until the Dec. 30 deadline for the City Council to pass a budget: 43
CONTEXT: No one has seriously proposed either.
Days until the Dec. 30 deadline for the City Council to pass a budget: 43
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
parks $5
libraries $5
schools $5
police $2,100,000,000
cta $5
somebody good at the economy help me my city is dying
libraries $5
schools $5
police $2,100,000,000
cta $5
somebody good at the economy help me my city is dying
and also this is why the libraries and the arts are being cut.
NEW: Chicago must borrow $283.3M to cover the soaring cost of lawsuits alleging CPD officers committed a wide range of misconduct as part of the city’s 2026 budget, Mayor Brandon Johnson said, calling the move "prudent." @wttw.bsky.social
Chicago Set to Borrow $283.3M to Resolve Police Misconduct Lawsuits
It will likely cost Chicago taxpayers approximately $52 million in interest to borrow that money and pay off during the next five years, according to estimates provided to the Chicago City Council by ...
news.wttw.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
and also this is why the libraries and the arts are being cut.
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
The fact that individuals do not have to pay for their own misconduct means we will never make a dent in police misconduct. Just abolish the police already.
NEW: Chicago must borrow $283.3M to cover the soaring cost of lawsuits alleging CPD officers committed a wide range of misconduct as part of the city’s 2026 budget, Mayor Brandon Johnson said, calling the move "prudent." @wttw.bsky.social
Chicago Set to Borrow $283.3M to Resolve Police Misconduct Lawsuits
It will likely cost Chicago taxpayers approximately $52 million in interest to borrow that money and pay off during the next five years, according to estimates provided to the Chicago City Council by ...
news.wttw.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The fact that individuals do not have to pay for their own misconduct means we will never make a dent in police misconduct. Just abolish the police already.
i got way more than $2k towards my obamacare just saying
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i got way more than $2k towards my obamacare just saying
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
CPA Bach (the Bach who does my taxes)
CPC Bach (the Bach I never voted for in Canada)
CP Rail Bach (the Bach who gets me my goods)
CPP Bach (a proud alum!)
CPR Bach (the Bach who brings me back to life)
CPB Bach (the Bach who lets me into Canada)
CPO Bach (the Bach that sold me my car)
CPC Bach (the Bach I never voted for in Canada)
CP Rail Bach (the Bach who gets me my goods)
CPP Bach (a proud alum!)
CPR Bach (the Bach who brings me back to life)
CPB Bach (the Bach who lets me into Canada)
CPO Bach (the Bach that sold me my car)
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
CPA Bach (the Bach who does my taxes)
CPC Bach (the Bach I never voted for in Canada)
CP Rail Bach (the Bach who gets me my goods)
CPP Bach (a proud alum!)
CPR Bach (the Bach who brings me back to life)
CPB Bach (the Bach who lets me into Canada)
CPO Bach (the Bach that sold me my car)
CPC Bach (the Bach I never voted for in Canada)
CP Rail Bach (the Bach who gets me my goods)
CPP Bach (a proud alum!)
CPR Bach (the Bach who brings me back to life)
CPB Bach (the Bach who lets me into Canada)
CPO Bach (the Bach that sold me my car)
Reposted by Sara 🍳🍳🍳
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄