FKA Coriflowercheez
@coriflowercheez.bsky.social
Writer & Tech Skivvy. The original longlegs™️
Fiction editor @divinationsmag @Thesepagessing
MA Creative Writing @Swanseauni
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Made a big ‘ol pot of red lentil dal
January 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Made a big ‘ol pot of red lentil dal
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Let me provide some context here: GenAI shills have over promised GenAI and their cousin platforms as the digital equivalent of a multitool that can be applied reliably to solve almost any problem encountered in the world. Moreover, they've convinced the public that this is the case.
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Let me provide some context here: GenAI shills have over promised GenAI and their cousin platforms as the digital equivalent of a multitool that can be applied reliably to solve almost any problem encountered in the world. Moreover, they've convinced the public that this is the case.
We get it, band. You know the French for lounge chair and sugar peas. Goooood.
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
We get it, band. You know the French for lounge chair and sugar peas. Goooood.
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As I'm sure you're aware, the fifth of January is the day of the Schnabelperchten, a creature of Austrian folklore who will check your house for cleanliness. If they decide you haven't done a good enough job, they'll slit open your belly and fill it with straw. Happy New Year..!
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
As I'm sure you're aware, the fifth of January is the day of the Schnabelperchten, a creature of Austrian folklore who will check your house for cleanliness. If they decide you haven't done a good enough job, they'll slit open your belly and fill it with straw. Happy New Year..!
Thoughts and prayers to my husband this January, married to a currently unemployed Cap with OPINION.
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Thoughts and prayers to my husband this January, married to a currently unemployed Cap with OPINION.
Anyone use one of those blocker apps to stop you scrolling and would recommend?
Ta!
Ta!
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Anyone use one of those blocker apps to stop you scrolling and would recommend?
Ta!
Ta!
OH MY GOODNESS
I can finally announce:
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
OH MY GOODNESS
Books of 2026.
I forgot to keep updating 2025‘s so let’s see how this goes.
1. Elegy, Southwest - Madeleine Watts
I forgot to keep updating 2025‘s so let’s see how this goes.
1. Elegy, Southwest - Madeleine Watts
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Books of 2026.
I forgot to keep updating 2025‘s so let’s see how this goes.
1. Elegy, Southwest - Madeleine Watts
I forgot to keep updating 2025‘s so let’s see how this goes.
1. Elegy, Southwest - Madeleine Watts
James from The Traitors looks like a young David Tenant so is now known in this household as ‘David Landlord.’
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
James from The Traitors looks like a young David Tenant so is now known in this household as ‘David Landlord.’
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at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), the titular duo find the addresses of everyone who has insulted them on the internet, go to their houses and beat the shit out of them. whenever I see something like this, I think of that montage. increasingly feels like solid strategy
So we just accept this then? This is a legitimate use of technology going forward? This vile individual's account is just prompt after prompt asking Al to alter real-life images of women. The law needs to catch up with technology now - because we can't trust these tech companies to police themselves
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), the titular duo find the addresses of everyone who has insulted them on the internet, go to their houses and beat the shit out of them. whenever I see something like this, I think of that montage. increasingly feels like solid strategy
HNY Fellas.
Had a quiet one playing Mario party with some friends, I’ve had a Bloody Mary and a veggie fry up. Life is good!
Had a quiet one playing Mario party with some friends, I’ve had a Bloody Mary and a veggie fry up. Life is good!
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
HNY Fellas.
Had a quiet one playing Mario party with some friends, I’ve had a Bloody Mary and a veggie fry up. Life is good!
Had a quiet one playing Mario party with some friends, I’ve had a Bloody Mary and a veggie fry up. Life is good!
Pre ordering my New Year’s Eve Chinese feast soon and thinking about making a spicy root vegetable soup with all the leftover veg
👁️🫦👁️
👁️🫦👁️
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Pre ordering my New Year’s Eve Chinese feast soon and thinking about making a spicy root vegetable soup with all the leftover veg
👁️🫦👁️
👁️🫦👁️
The present inspector.
I am 38 today!
I am 38 today!
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The present inspector.
I am 38 today!
I am 38 today!
I always get super emotional around my birthday and kinda grumpy anyway (we don’t talk about last year) and I just got my period, the day before.
A perfect storm.
A perfect storm.
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I always get super emotional around my birthday and kinda grumpy anyway (we don’t talk about last year) and I just got my period, the day before.
A perfect storm.
A perfect storm.
Chucked all the Christmas dinner leftovers into a pie God bless.
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Chucked all the Christmas dinner leftovers into a pie God bless.
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Adam Buxton band tour tickets come out on Monday (my birthday) if anyone hasn’t got me anything 🥹
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Adam Buxton band tour tickets come out on Monday (my birthday) if anyone hasn’t got me anything 🥹
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This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This shit is made up, actually
You know the tech job market is fucked when you get a job rejection on Christmas Day lmao
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You know the tech job market is fucked when you get a job rejection on Christmas Day lmao
Nadolig Llawen Pawb!
I don’t have a hangover from taco Christmas Eve and I’m starting my day with a Bloody Mary wnd watching my dumb baby cat get excited over packing peanuts x
I don’t have a hangover from taco Christmas Eve and I’m starting my day with a Bloody Mary wnd watching my dumb baby cat get excited over packing peanuts x
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Nadolig Llawen Pawb!
I don’t have a hangover from taco Christmas Eve and I’m starting my day with a Bloody Mary wnd watching my dumb baby cat get excited over packing peanuts x
I don’t have a hangover from taco Christmas Eve and I’m starting my day with a Bloody Mary wnd watching my dumb baby cat get excited over packing peanuts x
i Thought Disney buying Aunty Donna was a bit but it’s real?
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i Thought Disney buying Aunty Donna was a bit but it’s real?
Can’t believe it’s Christmas and I’m busy documenting pictures of my eye so I can see the timeline of improvement 😫
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Can’t believe it’s Christmas and I’m busy documenting pictures of my eye so I can see the timeline of improvement 😫
She’s got antibiotic eye drops, Christmas Eve tacos might still be on! 🎉
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
She’s got antibiotic eye drops, Christmas Eve tacos might still be on! 🎉
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Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".
Gammy eye but make it festive!
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Gammy eye but make it festive!