Horndog
@cornea69.bsky.social
Fuck Trump • 26 • MDNI • He/Him • Lil Bit ‘Tistic
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i know there’s a pretty girl out there that wants to show me how my cock can disappear in her throat
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
i know there’s a pretty girl out there that wants to show me how my cock can disappear in her throat
is this a safe place for me to cry about not having my fat cock balls deep inside a wet pussy rn?
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
is this a safe place for me to cry about not having my fat cock balls deep inside a wet pussy rn?
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Never stop talking about how the supposed president is a child RAPIST!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Never stop talking about how the supposed president is a child RAPIST!!
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Munetaka Murakami joins South Siders in surprise deal
The White Sox strengthened their lineup with a slugger whose price tag was cheaper than most anticipated
www.southsidesox.com/chicago-whit...
The White Sox strengthened their lineup with a slugger whose price tag was cheaper than most anticipated
www.southsidesox.com/chicago-whit...
Murakami joins South Siders in surprise deal
The White Sox strengthened their lineup with a slugger whose price tag was cheaper than most anticipated
www.southsidesox.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Munetaka Murakami joins South Siders in surprise deal
The White Sox strengthened their lineup with a slugger whose price tag was cheaper than most anticipated
www.southsidesox.com/chicago-whit...
The White Sox strengthened their lineup with a slugger whose price tag was cheaper than most anticipated
www.southsidesox.com/chicago-whit...
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I would be totally fine if Trump's name were redacted from EVERYTHING. Buildings, books, his likeness, his name, the human consciousness...all of it. Just him erased from all history for all time to come.
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I would be totally fine if Trump's name were redacted from EVERYTHING. Buildings, books, his likeness, his name, the human consciousness...all of it. Just him erased from all history for all time to come.
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For ten years, Tesla FSD has been the grift that keeps on grifting. I don't expect that to change in 2026.
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
For ten years, Tesla FSD has been the grift that keeps on grifting. I don't expect that to change in 2026.
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Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.
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Well the Dodgers union busting worked again.
I don’t know if I can continue working for this team.
And I love this team. But they have treated us abysmally.
I’m so heartsick right now.
I don’t know if I can continue working for this team.
And I love this team. But they have treated us abysmally.
I’m so heartsick right now.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Well the Dodgers union busting worked again.
I don’t know if I can continue working for this team.
And I love this team. But they have treated us abysmally.
I’m so heartsick right now.
I don’t know if I can continue working for this team.
And I love this team. But they have treated us abysmally.
I’m so heartsick right now.
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Nothing more than perceived wealth that doesn’t exist for the purposes of taxes, but magically does for the purposes of leverage. Meanwhile, the rest of us pay real taxes on low wages and can’t leverage shit. The game is rigged. Tax the rich.
The world’s richest person just hit another major milestone thanks to the soaring valuation of his rocket maker SpaceX.
Full story: www.forbes.com/sites/mattdu... (Photo: Kevin Winter via Getty Images)
Full story: www.forbes.com/sites/mattdu... (Photo: Kevin Winter via Getty Images)
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Nothing more than perceived wealth that doesn’t exist for the purposes of taxes, but magically does for the purposes of leverage. Meanwhile, the rest of us pay real taxes on low wages and can’t leverage shit. The game is rigged. Tax the rich.
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If I'm in a room with 10 snakes and 3 are poisonous & I don't know which ones are the safe ones, I'm not gunna trust ANY of the snakes. Because as history has consistently shown, you can die if you get bitten by the wrong snake.
I love snakes. I know it's not all snakes. But it's still enough.
I love snakes. I know it's not all snakes. But it's still enough.
December 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I'm in a room with 10 snakes and 3 are poisonous & I don't know which ones are the safe ones, I'm not gunna trust ANY of the snakes. Because as history has consistently shown, you can die if you get bitten by the wrong snake.
I love snakes. I know it's not all snakes. But it's still enough.
I love snakes. I know it's not all snakes. But it's still enough.
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So sad that such a talented man who brought a lot of joy is no longer with us.
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So sad that such a talented man who brought a lot of joy is no longer with us.
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
i’m here, whenever and however you need me
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
i’m here, whenever and however you need me
nothing better than holding her down while you pound her from above over and over and over
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
nothing better than holding her down while you pound her from above over and over and over
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So, MAGA hates Muslims and wants to kick us out but is fine with Saudi Arabia and Qatar buying up America and owning the Trump family?
Cool, cool.
Cool, cool.
Can't wait for Bugs Bunny's new owners: Jared Kushner and the Saudi Arabian, Abu Dhabi and Qatari sovereign wealth funds.
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So, MAGA hates Muslims and wants to kick us out but is fine with Saudi Arabia and Qatar buying up America and owning the Trump family?
Cool, cool.
Cool, cool.
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If you fall for a billionaire telling you to hate your neighbors, especially if you claim to be Christian, I don't know, man. That's pretty stupid.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you fall for a billionaire telling you to hate your neighbors, especially if you claim to be Christian, I don't know, man. That's pretty stupid.
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This kid is brilliant. Voice of a generation.
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This kid is brilliant. Voice of a generation.
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I think Americans are realizing that democracy is a participation sport, and the the government is ours if we want it to be. I feel like we got complacent and hoped some other third party would do the work for us. Seems like we have to learn that lesson every generation.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I think Americans are realizing that democracy is a participation sport, and the the government is ours if we want it to be. I feel like we got complacent and hoped some other third party would do the work for us. Seems like we have to learn that lesson every generation.
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I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love the whole "I don't have kids in school anymore, I shouldn't have to pay taxes that go to the public school" argument from people.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
It's the classic "I got mine, fuck you."
I have no kids.
I never want kids.
Take more of my tax money and put it towards schools and not cops.
Thank you.
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Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do republicans yelling at us about Bill Clinton realize most of us were children during his administration and legally prohibited from voting? lol
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
This is supposed to be some kind of gotcha? If he did bad things throw him in jail. I do not have Bill Clinton flags in my boat. (I do not have a boat).
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UFC fighter Brandon Royval has refused to fight at the UFC White House event:
“It’s like to fight in front of them seems like some fucking ‘Hunger Games’ type of fu*king shit. I don’t give a fu*k to fight in front of some fu*king billionaires and rich people that could give a shit less about me.”
“It’s like to fight in front of them seems like some fucking ‘Hunger Games’ type of fu*king shit. I don’t give a fu*k to fight in front of some fu*king billionaires and rich people that could give a shit less about me.”
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
UFC fighter Brandon Royval has refused to fight at the UFC White House event:
“It’s like to fight in front of them seems like some fucking ‘Hunger Games’ type of fu*king shit. I don’t give a fu*k to fight in front of some fu*king billionaires and rich people that could give a shit less about me.”
“It’s like to fight in front of them seems like some fucking ‘Hunger Games’ type of fu*king shit. I don’t give a fu*k to fight in front of some fu*king billionaires and rich people that could give a shit less about me.”