CosmicCharlie97
@cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social
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The crows do my bidding.
The drones meant fewer fireworks last night, but someone shot off a string of firecrackers and the thousand crows in the trees let it all go.
It sounded like it was raining cream-cheese frosting. "Ew, yuck!" The clopping retreat of high heels.
Next year'll be better.
The drones meant fewer fireworks last night, but someone shot off a string of firecrackers and the thousand crows in the trees let it all go.
It sounded like it was raining cream-cheese frosting. "Ew, yuck!" The clopping retreat of high heels.
Next year'll be better.
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The crows do my bidding.
The drones meant fewer fireworks last night, but someone shot off a string of firecrackers and the thousand crows in the trees let it all go.
It sounded like it was raining cream-cheese frosting. "Ew, yuck!" The clopping retreat of high heels.
Next year'll be better.
The drones meant fewer fireworks last night, but someone shot off a string of firecrackers and the thousand crows in the trees let it all go.
It sounded like it was raining cream-cheese frosting. "Ew, yuck!" The clopping retreat of high heels.
Next year'll be better.
What's a paper?
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What's a paper?
Starting the football game after running errands all evening. Time to settle in. Don't call the fire department.
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Starting the football game after running errands all evening. Time to settle in. Don't call the fire department.
Happy birthday to my older brother, who beat Osama bin Laden into the ocean by an easy month!
For real tho, that was the last time I drank. If his healthy ass was dropping dead, I figured I'd better change my ways.
For real tho, that was the last time I drank. If his healthy ass was dropping dead, I figured I'd better change my ways.
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Happy birthday to my older brother, who beat Osama bin Laden into the ocean by an easy month!
For real tho, that was the last time I drank. If his healthy ass was dropping dead, I figured I'd better change my ways.
For real tho, that was the last time I drank. If his healthy ass was dropping dead, I figured I'd better change my ways.
Middle-aged mom and dad and teenage daughter walked in as Frank Zappa began playing. I think Dad had an orgasm on aisle three.
"Oh hell yes!"
"Oh hell yes!"
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Middle-aged mom and dad and teenage daughter walked in as Frank Zappa began playing. I think Dad had an orgasm on aisle three.
"Oh hell yes!"
"Oh hell yes!"
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Candles gleaming
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Candles gleaming
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Children screaming
All blood shall be spilled
So blade or gun
It matters none
‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed
Listening to Peter Gabriel's Burn You Up, Burn You Down. Friday night at work.
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Listening to Peter Gabriel's Burn You Up, Burn You Down. Friday night at work.
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
The first thing I don't like about Netflix football; I can't figure out how to speed past the ads.
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The first thing I don't like about Netflix football; I can't figure out how to speed past the ads.
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WHOA. Portland institution Acropolis is up for sale. Steaks and strippers. You could get a filet mignon with a baked potato the size of your head and salad bar for $15 (tips to dancers not included). This might be the sign of the end times. www.koin.com/news/portlan...
www.koin.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
WHOA. Portland institution Acropolis is up for sale. Steaks and strippers. You could get a filet mignon with a baked potato the size of your head and salad bar for $15 (tips to dancers not included). This might be the sign of the end times. www.koin.com/news/portlan...
Merry Christmas, Portland Oregon!
December 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Merry Christmas, Portland Oregon!
"All the creatures were stirring, except for the mouse."
For Xmas Eve, Dot the Alpha Cat caught a small mouse by the back door. After 30 laps around the house, said mouse was presumed dead.
A moment of relaxation and they're off again! Talk about pussy riot. The cats eventually settled for canned.
For Xmas Eve, Dot the Alpha Cat caught a small mouse by the back door. After 30 laps around the house, said mouse was presumed dead.
A moment of relaxation and they're off again! Talk about pussy riot. The cats eventually settled for canned.
December 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"All the creatures were stirring, except for the mouse."
For Xmas Eve, Dot the Alpha Cat caught a small mouse by the back door. After 30 laps around the house, said mouse was presumed dead.
A moment of relaxation and they're off again! Talk about pussy riot. The cats eventually settled for canned.
For Xmas Eve, Dot the Alpha Cat caught a small mouse by the back door. After 30 laps around the house, said mouse was presumed dead.
A moment of relaxation and they're off again! Talk about pussy riot. The cats eventually settled for canned.
There's a reason they get the fancy cat litter.
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There's a reason they get the fancy cat litter.
Was about to get all pissed off and go HOA on the zombie RV that kept bumpin' thru the neighborhood, when it turned in front of me.
UPS. Well ho ho ho and fuck me. Way to go guys, putting in the hours.
UPS. Well ho ho ho and fuck me. Way to go guys, putting in the hours.
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Was about to get all pissed off and go HOA on the zombie RV that kept bumpin' thru the neighborhood, when it turned in front of me.
UPS. Well ho ho ho and fuck me. Way to go guys, putting in the hours.
UPS. Well ho ho ho and fuck me. Way to go guys, putting in the hours.
Peed in an alley lately?
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Peed in an alley lately?
Got Xhristmas out of the way early this year; just doing small stuff at home before work. Our household has always been service industry; and we'd rather stay on schedule than lose hours for "religious reasons."
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Got Xhristmas out of the way early this year; just doing small stuff at home before work. Our household has always been service industry; and we'd rather stay on schedule than lose hours for "religious reasons."
Time to get serious about the end of this Chargers game.
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Time to get serious about the end of this Chargers game.
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Smoked a pinner of Thai stix for the bus ride, now I'm slinging donuts to KMFDM.
"Just a skeleton looking for meat to wear... I am .. HYENA!"
🍖🥓
"Just a skeleton looking for meat to wear... I am .. HYENA!"
🍖🥓
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Smoked a pinner of Thai stix for the bus ride, now I'm slinging donuts to KMFDM.
"Just a skeleton looking for meat to wear... I am .. HYENA!"
🍖🥓
"Just a skeleton looking for meat to wear... I am .. HYENA!"
🍖🥓
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My 1st book. 2 bucks. www.amazon.com/dp/B000GCFBY...
Practical Demonkeeping (Pine Cove Book 1)
Practical Demonkeeping (Pine Cove Book 1) - Kindle edition by Moore, Christopher. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Practical Demonkeeping (Pine Cove Book 1).
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December 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My 1st book. 2 bucks. www.amazon.com/dp/B000GCFBY...
"Proud to be a Merkin...
Where at least I know I'm freeee..."
Where at least I know I'm freeee..."
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"Proud to be a Merkin...
Where at least I know I'm freeee..."
Where at least I know I'm freeee..."
Wondering who the next adults in the room will be...?
I can’t tell anyone else’s story, but my classes have been devastated by this administration.
I’m doing my best on measly pay and I’m irate that students and adjuncts are forced to shoulder this pain together.
Typing this out as I compose myself to be a strong person, the adult in the room.
😑
I’m doing my best on measly pay and I’m irate that students and adjuncts are forced to shoulder this pain together.
Typing this out as I compose myself to be a strong person, the adult in the room.
😑
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wondering who the next adults in the room will be...?
Listening to 1970s group America, and wondering how much acid they took to see "alligator lizards in the air..."
They *were* surrounded by plants and birds and rocks and things...
They *were* surrounded by plants and birds and rocks and things...
December 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Listening to 1970s group America, and wondering how much acid they took to see "alligator lizards in the air..."
They *were* surrounded by plants and birds and rocks and things...
They *were* surrounded by plants and birds and rocks and things...
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My coworkers are in for a real treat today.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My coworkers are in for a real treat today.